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Not drunk is he who from the floor - Can rise alone and still drink more; But drunk is They, who prostrate lies, Without the power to drink or rise. -- Thomas Love Peacock
I was a little drunk. Not drunk in any positive sense but just enough to be careless. -- Ernest Hemingway
If I didn't know better, I'd think you were trying to get me drunk," I said to Ranger. "Not drunk," Ranger said. "Just relaxed and naked. -- Janet Evanovich
It's not a crime to get drunk. -- Joe Bob Briggs
I prefer to think that God is not dead, just drunk. -- John Huston
I try not to drink too much because when I'm drunk, I bite. -- Bette Midler
You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on. -- Dean Martin
Statistics are used much like a drunk uses a lamppost: for support, not illumination. -- Vin Scully
He is a drunkard who takes more than three glasses though he be not drunk. -- Epictetus
Peace was declared, but not all of us were drunk with joy or stricken blind. -- George Grosz
I'm not a drunk anymore, but since they cut out my tongue, I sound drunk. -- Eddie Van Halen
The worst thing about some men is that when they are not drunk they are sober. -- William Butler Yeats
My dad was the town drunk. Most of the time that's not so bad; but New York City? -- Henny Youngman
When you're drunk, you always think you're not. If you even drink at all don't get behind the wheel. -- Bam Margera
Getting stopped for drunk driving in those days might mean that your entire career was over then. Not today. -- Mark Goddard
Not every man remembers the name of the cow which supplied him with each drop of milk he has drunk. -- Shmuel Yosef Agnon
I'm not really the party person. I don't 'become myself' once I'm drunk. I don't use alcohol to be happy. -- Jessie J
When the doors of opportunity swing open, we must make sure that we are not too drunk or too indifferent to walk through. -- Jesse Jackson
A good writer is not, per se, a good book critic. No more so than a good drunk is automatically a good bartender. -- Jim Bishop
Once you get involved with bloodsport litigation, you can not only get drunk on your own greed but start to believe your own lies. -- Jello Biafra
It is time to get drunk! So as not to be the martyred slaves of Time, get drunk; get drunk without stopping! On wine, on poetry, or on virtue, as you wish. -- Charles Baudelaire
I'm not a fan of reality shows, but I am a fan of people who use their brains and skills and hard work to outsmart people, not to steal someone's man or get drunk on TV. -- Sandra Bullock
I'm not drunk, just a little stoned. -- Gerard Way
I'm not so think as you drunk I am ! -- John Squire
A man does not exist until he is drunk. -- Ernest Hemingway
I don't drink to get drunk. That's just not cute. -- Taylor Swift
I am not so think as you drunk I am. -- J. C. Squire
I may be drunk but at least I'm not insane. -- Tom Waits
Beer was not made to be moralized about, but to be drunk. -- Theodore Maynard
If you're not drunk and half naked by this point, you're not paying attention. -- Chuck Palahniuk
A drunk doesn't try to stand up; a drunk tries not to fall down. -- Matthew McConaughey
Putting my face in food is not a habit I have unless I'm really drunk. -- Charlotte Dawson
I'm brighter when I'm not drunk; when I'm drunk, I lose part of my IQ. -- Gaspar Noe
People are disappointed if you're not entertaining and to be entertaining often means to be drunk. -- Matthew Brannon
If desire did not dim the brain, nobody would ever get married, drunk, or fat. ~Val -- Orson Scott Card
A man who exposes himself when he is intoxicated, has not the art of getting drunk. -- Samuel Johnson
I'm just funnier when I'm drunk. Not falling-down drunk, just drunk enough to lose the self-doubt. -- Doug Stanhope
He is not drunk, who from the floor, can rise and stand and shout for more -- Ogden Nash
I wrote my songs despite the fact that I was a drunk, not because of it -- Warren Zevon
Not only is the old man twice a child, but also the man who is drunk. -- Plato
If your boss gets drunk and offers to photocopy her posterior, do not helpfully suggest pressing reduce 75%. -- Scott Adams
Nobody, at least sitting in my seat , is defending drunk driving. I am not for drunk driving. -- Tucker Carlson
Surviving a stupor of madness,drunk silence 'have we not fingered the foulest wounds and left them unhealed ? -- Evelyn Leilou Colon
A desperate plea to the Trinityis not something you can justapologize for in the morning-Drunk Dialing the Divine -- Amber Koneval
Surviving a stupor of madness,drunk silence 'have we not fingered the foulest wounds and left them unhealed ~? -- Evelyn Leilou Colon
Be wild and crazy and drunk with Love, if you are too careful, LOVE will not find you. -- Rumi
Magic, madam, is like wine and, if you are not used to it, it will make you drunk. -- Susanna Clarke
If a girl gets assaulted, it's not because she was drunk. It's because somebody decided to assault her. -- Jon Shenk
There are plenty of alcoholics who can be magnificent when drunk: it does not make them any less alcoholic. -- Ingrid Bengis
People vomitied at my movies; not because of the movie but because they were drunk. I took credit anyway. -- John Waters
It's amazing. Being clearheaded for a show, for starters. Not being reflux-y because of the amount of beer you've drunk. -- Ladyhawke
I had a hollow leg. I could drink everyone under the table and not get drunk. My capacity was terrifying. -- Elizabeth Taylor
He made her drunk, this man made her drunk; and every time his eyes flashed into hers she could not breathe. -- Kristin Cashore
I'm never drunk on the road, and since I've got to take care of my voice, smoke is definitely not allowed. -- Chaz Bundick
...Whose souls, albeit in a cloudy memory, yet seek back their good, but, like drunk men, know not the road home. -- Boethius
God may do something silly at any time, because, like any lover, God does not reason. God is drunk with love. -- Ernesto Cardenal
Lessee...he'd gone off after the funeral and gotten drunk. No, not drunk, another word, ended with "er." Drunker. that was it. -- Terry Pratchett
It's not fair to say that Congress spends money like a drunk sailor. At least the sailor is spending his own money! -- Ronald Reagan
Bad girl, drunk by six, kissing someone else's lips. Smoked to many cigarettes today, I'm not happy when I act this way. -- Madonna Ciccone
The true meaning of the precepts is not just that one should refrain from drinking alcohol, but also from getting drunk on nirvana. -- Bassui Tokusho
Anyone who shoots a real gun at you when drunk and angry is simply not husband material, regardless of his taste in literature. -- James Tiptree Jr.
So as not to feel the horrible burden of time that breaks your back and bends you to the earth, be endlessly drunk. -- Charles Baudelaire
Be drunk with Love, for Love is all that exists. Where is intimacy found if not in the give and take of Love. -- Rumi
If there was a pill that allowed you to drink and not get drunk, an alcoholic would go What happens if you take two? -- Robin Williams
I'm not raging drunk when I play. I just like to relax. Sometimes I stop and I tell people "I'm sorry, I'm really nervous". -- Chuck Mosley
Personality must be accepted for what it is. You mustn't mind that a poet is a drunk, rather that drunks are not always poets. -- Oscar Wilde
Fun drunks make a nice addition to any party. Not looking to fight. Not looking to score. Just looking to get drunk and laugh. -- Jay Asher
The Life and Soul, the man who will never go home while there is one man, woman or glass of anything not yet drunk. -- Katharine Whitehorn
You do not explain the tree by telling of the water it has drunk, the minerals it has absorbed, and the sunlight that strengthened it. -- Antoine de Saint-Exupery
Well, once you get involved with bloodsport litigation, you can not only get drunk on your own greed but start to believe your own lies. -- Jello Biafra
Any form of government, not just Capitalism, is whatever people who have all our money, drunk or sober, sane or insane, decide to do today. -- Kurt Vonnegut
Well, if I am not drunk, I am mad," replied Syme with perfect calm; "but I trust I can behave like a gentleman in either condition. -- Gilbert K. Chesterton
Don't think I'm talking nonsense because I'm drunk. I'm not a bit drunk. Brandy's all very well, but I need two bottles to make me drunk. -- Fyodor Dostoevsky
He raised his brows. "You're drunk." "Am not!" He gave me a bland look. "A drunk's famous last words before they fall flat on their face. -- J. Lynn
The good show is not about people fighting or getting drunk or throwing up on each other, or hating each other - it's about celebrating people's talent. -- Cat Deeley
Let every emotion be capable becoming an intoxication to you. If what you eat fails to make you drunk, it is because you are not hungry enough. -- Andre Gide
I'm not going to get drunk at a bar. There are younger girls who look up to me. So I do my best not to stray too far. -- Ashley Greene
Wall Street got drunk and now it's got a hangover. And the question is, how long will it sober up and not try to do those fancy financial instruments? -- George W. Bush
I am not so foolish as to murmur, if now, since I have drunk up my wine and beer, I have to put up with skimmed milk and sour. -- Sigrid Undset
Drunk nerds. Not my thing." "You like nerds." "Not nerds who join fraternities," Cath said. "That's a whole subclass of nerds that I'm not interested in. -- Rainbow Rowell
The generalizing writer is like the passionate drunk, stumbling into your house mumbling: I know I'm not being clear, exactly, but don't you kind of feel what I'm feeling? -- George Saunders
No, my friend, I am not drunk. I have just been to the dentist, and need not return for another six months! Is it not the most beautiful thought? --Poirot -- Agatha Christie
He hath not eat paper, as it were; he hath not drunk ink; his intellect is not replenished; he is only an animal, only sensible in the duller parts. (Shakespeare, Love's Labor's Lost, IV) -- William Shakespeare

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