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I was hoping for it to be possibly a movie career as I still would like to see that happen. I enjoyed making 200 Motels and did try out for a few things when I lived in LA, but nothing ever happened. I'm still hoping though. -- Jimmy Carl Black
Obviously some cheap motel is missing a shower curtain. -- Bobby Heenan
Camping is nature's way of promoting the motel business. -- Dave Barry
SCCS, the source motel! Programs check in and never check out! -- Ken Thompson
A motel is where you give up good dollars for bad quarters. -- Henny Youngman
You might be a redneck if motel 6 turns off the lights when they see you coming. -- Jeff Foxworthy
But I can also write in crappy motel rooms, while standing in line, or sitting in the dentist's chair. -- Augusten Burroughs
And takin' a bath in the creek. That's the stuff that really made it worthwhile. Anybody can stay in a motel. -- Chris LeDoux
Joan Collins told a reporter that she hasn't had plastic surgery; come on... she's had more tucks than a motel bedsheet! -- Joan Rivers
... the Kindle is a "roach motel" device: its license terms and DRM ensure that books can check in, but they can't check out. -- Cory Doctorow
Hey, lady, those are some sexy-ass extensions. I guess you wont mind if I extend to you a personal invitation to party with me one-on-one in a scary motel room. -- Michael Cera
One time I stayed at a haunted motel. When I checked into my room, there was a sheet on the floor, and I thought it was a ghost that had passed out, so I kicked it. -- Mitch Hedberg
These men both publicly and privately have done so much for me. Without Nathan Lane and Matthew Broderick I would be living in a little motel just around the corner here, trying to make ends meet. -- Mel Brooks
Why is it that they have Bibles in every motel room? Why should a man want to read the Bible when he's with a woman alone in a motel room? Why would he be interested? Whatever he's praying for, he's already got! -- Jackie Mason
Isn't this a wonderful country? I was in Florida. I'm staying at a motel called the Three Palms. It's run by a middle-aged couple, one of whom is missing a hand. OK! That's what I thought, too! But they got upset when I asked. -- Emo Philips
I drive old cars, all my Patagonia clothes are years and years old, I hardly have anything new. I try to lead a very simple life. I am not a consumer of anything. And I much prefer sleeping on somebody's floor than in a motel room. -- Yvon Chouinard
There is a certain kind of respect for authenticity today that there wasn't back in the days when they did 'Cleopatra,' where everything looked like a giant motel. People want to have it be authentic in the look, and authentic in the way people behave. -- John Milius
Working alone on stories, I began to feel the anonymity of motels on interstate highways reached by jet planes and rental cars. It was hard to have a good time, and the only way I could make the loneliness excusable was by taking pictures I thought were very good, even valuable. -- John Loengard
I don't know of any wrestler who hasn't, at one time or another, been with a fan. One time I met a woman at a match in Tennessee, and afterward we went to a little roadside motel. We checked in, went to the room, and enjoyed each other for an hour or so. -- Jerry Lawler
We were so happy to be alive. There was a motel there pretty close. We had a big cup of coffee. Everybody had a room to themselves. But nobody wanted to go to bed. Everybody wanted to stay up and drink coffee and have doughnuts. We had made it. The weather was perfect when we woke up the next morning. -- Rod Hundley
You cannot hear the name Martin Luther King, Jr., and not think of death. You might hear the words 'I have a dream,' but they will doubtlessly only serve to underscore an image of a simple motel balcony, a large man made small, a pool of blood. For as famous as he may have been in life, it is - and was - death that ultimately defined him. -- Michael Eric Dyson
I love everything about motels. I can't help myself. I still get excited every time I slip a key into a motel room door and fling it open. -- Bill Bryson

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