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Bachelors have consciences, married men have wives. -- Samuel Johnson
I don't sleep with happily married men. -- Britt Ekland
All men make mistakes, but married men find out about them sooner. -- Red Skelton
Eighty percent of married men cheat in America. The rest cheat in Europe. -- Jackie Mason
Bachelors know more about women than married men; if they didn't they'd be married too. -- H. L. Mencken
This is what sexual liberation chiefly accomplishes - it liberates young women to pursue married men. -- George Gilder
I do not think you can name many great inventions that have been made by married men. -- Nikola Tesla
Married men live longer than single men. But married men are a lot more willing to die. -- Johnny Carson
Though bachelors be the strongest stakes, married men are the best binders, in the hedge of the commonwealth. -- Thomas Fuller
Can't you read? The score demands 'con amore', and what are you doing? You are playing it like married men! -- Arturo Toscanini
A fierce literary woman with a penchant for married men, Margaret Fuller was ultimately torn between motherhood and her final career as a political reporter. -- Susan Cheever
Social Security makes up a much larger share of total retirement income for unmarried women and minorities than it does for married couples, unmarried men and whites. -- Diane Watson
Much is said about the burdens and responsibilities of married men. Responsibilities indeed there are, if they but felt them: but as to burdens what are they? -- Ernestine Rose
Why in almost all societies have married women specialized in bearing and rearing children and in certain agricultural activities, whereas married men have done most of the fighting and market work? -- Gary Becker
I became the toast of London. A lot of people I met came from these really decadent families where the married men were gay and no one thought anything about it. -- Robert Mapplethorpe
When employers tell me they prefer married men, and encourage their men to have homes of their own, because it makes them so much steadier, I wonder if they have any idea of all that that implies. -- Alice Hamilton
I know many married men, I even know a few happily married men, but I don't know one who wouldn't fall down the first open coal hole running after the first pretty girl who gave him a wink. -- George Jean Nathan
Close your legs to married men! -- NeNe Leakes
Married men make the best husbands. -- James Huneker
You people married to Italian men, you know what it's like. -- Geraldine Ferraro
The only really happy folk are married women and single men. -- H. L. Mencken
All the best women are married all the handsome men are gay -- Robbie Williams
Men enter local politics solely as a result of being unhappily married. -- C. Northcote Parkinson
Married men/women who chase single boys/girls are seriously so pathetic! -- Jum Jumms
I enjoy dating married men because they don't want anything kinky, like breakfast. -- Joni Rodgers
If women were particular about men's characters, they would never get married at all. -- George Bernard Shaw
Where I live, the majority of men are married to women their own age. -- Andie MacDowell
This is what sexual liberation chiefly accomplishes-it liberates young women to pursue married men -- George Gilder
It's not true that married men live longer than single men. It only seems longer. -- Henny Youngman
Men are my hobby, if I ever got married I'd have to give it up. -- Mae West
Grown men should not be having sex with prostitutes unless they are married to them. -- Jerry Falwell
Nowadays, all the married men live like bachelors, and all the bachelors like married men. -- Oscar Wilde
If we women were particular about men's characters, we should never get married at all. -- George Bernard Shaw
Men and women, old and young, married and single, were ranked with horses, sheep, and swine -- Frederick Douglass
We Batchelors laugh and shew our teeth, but you married men laugh till your hearts ake. -- George Herbert
I've only slept with men I've been married to. How many women can make that claim? -- Elizabeth Taylor
If we men married the women we deserved, we should have a very bad time of it. -- Oscar Wilde
Marriage works best for men than women. The two happiest groups are married men and unmarried women. -- Gloria Steinem
Married men are horribly tedious when they are good husbands, and abominably conceited when they are not. -- Oscar Wilde
I write about the men you want to read about but don't necessarily want to be married to. -- Susan Elizabeth Phillips
[On Washington, D.C.:] a town of successful men and the women they married before they were successful. -- Alice Roosevelt Longworth
It's true what they say - all the good men are married. But it's marriage that makes them good. -- Gay Talese
If you want to sacrifice the admiration of many men for the criticism of one, go ahead, get married. -- Katharine Hepburn
Gay marriage should be legalized in america because gay men are the only men who want to be married. -- Chuck Klosterman
It is now well known, however, that men enter local politics solely as a result of being unhappily married. -- C. Northcote Parkinson
I say I don't sleep with married men, but what I mean is that I don't sleep with happily married men. -- Britt Ekland
If I have another child, I doubt I'll get married again. I don't think men particularly want to be with me. -- Anna Nicole Smith
Can't you read? The score demands 'con amore,' and what are you doing? You are playing it like married men! -- Arturo Toscanini
Ironically, survey after survey shows that married men are happier and healthier than unmarried men. Oh, and they also have more sex. -- Michael Kimmel
The wisest married men give in early. They get in touch with the wife side of themselves, and that's when they stop arguing. -- Bill Cosby
Men who can eat anything they want and not gain weight should do it out of sight of the women they're married to. -- Rita Rudner
I'm not here to put down men, God love them and I'm married to one, but I do think they are more shallow. -- Sharon Gless
I have no hostility towards men. Some of my best friends are men. I married a man, and my father was a man. -- William Ruckelshaus
Sadly, the timing's never been right. There have been men who would have married me but I didn't feel the same, and vice versa. -- Cherie Lunghi
Whether you're married or not, relationships - and the satisfaction tied to them - are extremely important for increasing men's and women's quality of life. -- Helen Fisher
It is true, that all married men have their own way, but the trouble is they don't all have their own way of having it. -- Artemas Ward
I hate to get gender essentialist, but I'm starting to think that a lot of married men have some sort of heterosexually induced dentistry aversion. -- Mallory Ortberg
And, to all married men, be this a caution, Which they should duly tender as their life, Neither to doat too much, nor doubt a wife. -- Philip Massinger
I've never had a dislike for men. I've been badly treated by some. But I've been loved greatly by some. I married a lot of them. -- Maya Angelou
Survey 2001: Men who never married, never had a child, worked full time and were college educated earn only 85% of what women with the same criteria earn. -- Warren Farrell
I don't have a lot of men in my life. I'm married, but I have daughters. I'm surrounded by a lot of females in my world. -- Gayle Forman
Happiness is peace after strife, the overcoming of difficulties, the feeling of security and well-being. The only really happy folk are married women and single men. -- H. L. Mencken
I have noticed... that men usually leave married women alone and are inclined to treat all wives with respect. This is no great credit to married women. -- Marilyn Monroe
First of all, never buy a man a plasma TV until you're married. A lot of men once they have a plasma TV they don't need a girlfriend -- Greg Behrendt
I didn't want to get married. What I knew of most men was something I didn't want any part of. I just wanted to work on my career. -- Eleanor Mondale
I'm married, which means that instead of occasionally wondering about men from afar, I actually live with one and can be constantly astounded by the strange male brain. -- Cathy Guisewite
Aristotle maintained that women have fewer teeth than men; although he was twice married, it never occurred to him to verify this statement by examining his wives' mouths. -- Bertrand Russell
the three most common myths of modern romance: 1. Single men would prefer being married. 2. Married men actually leave their wives. 3. Men who wear gold chains give gold rings. -- Linda Sunshine
I 've been married so much in my life that I never really had lovers, so it's been a fun time. Hopefully the men are enjoying it as well. -- Angelina Jolie
I hate married men. They never make any sacrifices to the arts, but are always thinking of their duties to their wives and families or some rubbish of that sort. -- J. M. W. Turner
I don't believe you should be a virgin when you get married,' Sera said. 'You should experiment. Men do''Yes, but only if you're in love with them,' I said. -- Melina Marchetta
If I did not wear torn pants, orthopedic shoes, frantic disheveled hair, that is to say, if I did not tone down my beauty, people would go mad. Married men would run amuck. -- Brenda Ueland

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