Joni Rodgers quotes:

Ultimately, of course, there is no excuse for being fat in this culture. It's the one last prejudice we allow ourselves, the final frontier of acceptable segregation. Our political correctness is positively Californian when it comes to race, creed, origin, and orientation. But we still condemn ourselves and others for this last intolerable offense in an annoyingly tolerant society.

I enjoy dating married men because they don't want anything kinky, like breakfast.

You're so lucky you never had morning sickness. It's horrible. Like a hangover without the good time.

What sells a book sells a book, same in traditional or self-publishing . You gotta shake your tail feathers.

Like any of life's refining fires, cancer is a potentially profound learning experience. So what did I learn? I learned that profound learning experiences are vastly overrated.