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I do not believe having a baby is punishment. -- Allen West
Having a baby dragged me, kicking and screaming, from the world of self-absorption. -- Paul Reiser
Having a baby is a disaster for your career. I don't think there's any sympathy. -- Mariella Frostrup
Having a baby is a life-changer. It gives you a whole other perspective on why you wake up every day. -- Taylor Hanson
To finally get that call from the doctor that you're pregnant and you're having a baby.... It was just another world. -- Giuliana Rancic
Having a baby is one of the most wonderful things in your life, as well as the hardest thing in your life. -- Nuno Bettencourt
Now the thing about having a baby - and I can't be the first person to have noticed this - is that thereafter you have it. -- Jean Kerr
Having a baby changes the way you view your in-laws. I love it when they come to visit now. They can hold the baby and I can go out. -- Matthew Broderick
It's a reality that in this business there's an expectation of being thin. But having a baby is a reality too, and it's more important for me to make milk than to fit into those tiny pants. So that's just going to have to wait. -- Emily Procter
Having babies is a blessing, not a duty, -- Betty Ford
It's a pretty brutal process, having a baby. -- Rachel Cusk
Completing a book, it's a little like having a baby. -- John le Carre
I now need to take a very aggressive approach to having a baby. -- Connie Chung
The only way I'm interested in having a baby is the old-fashioned way. -- Bethenny Frankel
Having a baby is painful in order to show how serious a thing life is. -- Lisa See
Having a baby is like falling in love again, both with your husband and your child. -- Tina Brown
I am a mother and I know the feeling of having a baby come out of my gut. -- Eartha Kitt
A woman can tell me about her having a baby, but I'll never know what it is to have a baby. -- Paul Mooney
Sometimes writing a novel is not unlike having a baby. You'd have to ask a female novelist to compare the pain. -- Salman Rushdie
Having a baby takes so much from you. It's the most glorious thing you'll ever do, but the aftermath is not so glorious! -- Halle Berry
Having a baby is like getting a tattoo on your face. You really need to be certain it's what you want before you commit. -- Elizabeth Gilbert
The difference between writing a book and being on television is the difference between conceiving a child and having a baby made in a test tube. -- Norman Mailer
The old system of having a baby was much better than the new system, the old system being characterized by the fact that the man didn't have to watch. -- Dave Barry
When you see a merger between two giants in a declining industry, it can look like the financial version of a couple having a baby to save a marriage. -- Adam Davidson
All those cliches, those things you hear about having a baby and motherhood - all of them are true. And all of them are the most beautiful things you will ever experience. -- Penelope Cruz
Stand-up comedy is a sickness. Who wouldn't want a room full of people laughing and screaming at you just because of who you are? Nothing is as good, except maybe having a baby. -- Howie Mandel
One of the most obvious results of having a baby around the house is to turn two good people into complete idiots who probably wouldn't have been much worse than mere imbeciles without it. -- Georges Courteline
Somehow I am really relaxed within the chaos of having a baby - and anyone who's a mother knows it's very hard to relax, because there is so much to do and worry about! -- Salma Hayek
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Let's remember the children who come from broken homes, surrounded by crime, drugs, temptation, their peers having babies out of wedlock, but who still manage to get a good education despite the many obstacles they face every day. -- Armstrong Williams
I see a wiser person than when I was younger: having babies, and passing 30, were the turning points. What women in their 40s - I am 39 - lack in gorgeousness, they make up for in wisdom. I love ageing, despite the drawbacks - thinner, drier skin. -- Thandie Newton
Women are strong, strong, terribly strong. We don't know how strong until we are pushing out our babies. We are too often treated like babies having babies when we should be in training, like acolytes, novices to high priestesshood, like serious applicants for the space program. -- Louise Erdrich
I always imagined that having a baby is something that I'm going to keep in a private place, but maybe my curse is that all I'm going to want to do is tell everybody about what my birth process was like and what my children's nightmares are. -- Lena Dunham
At the age of 16 I was already dreaming of having a baby because I felt myself to be an adult, but my mum forbid it. Right now, I feel like a teenager and I want to have fun for one or two more years before starting a family. -- Milla Jovovich
one thing about having a baby is that each step of the way you simply cannot imagine loving him any more than you already do, because you are bursting with love, loving as much as you are humanly capable of- and then you do, you love him even more. -- Anne Lamott
For many women, going back to work a few months after having a baby is overwhelming and unmanageable. As strange as it may seem, things get even more difficult for a working mom after the second and third baby arrive. By that time, the romance of being a modern 'superwoman' wears off and reality sets in. -- Mika Brzezinski
We got off the Clash of the Titans tour and I said that my wife and I were working on having a baby and sure enough we found out that she was pregnant. So I told them nine months in advance that I wasn't going to tour in September so I could witness the birth of my first son. -- Dave Lombardo
There's nothing better than having a baby. I've always loved children. I used to work summers at the YMCA and be in charge of, like, 30 preschool kids. I knew that when I had a child, I'd be overwhelmed, and it's true... I can't tell you how much my attitude has changed since we've got Frances. Holding my baby is the best drug in the world. -- Kurt Cobain
The depression belongs to all of us. I think of the family down the road whose mother was having a baby and they went around the neighborhood saying, "We're pregnant." I want to go around the neighborhood saying, "We're depressed." If my mum can't get out of bed in the morning, all of us feel the same. Her silence has become ours, and it's eating us alive. -- Melina Marchetta
Having a baby can be a scream. -- Joan Rivers
I'm loving the idea of having a baby -- Sabrina
Having a baby is definitely a labor of love. -- Joan Rivers
Having a baby, it's like a five year commitment. -- Chelsea Handler
Freedom, baby, is never having to say youre sorry. -- Al Pacino
I got introduced to audiobooks because of having a baby. -- Susie Bright
I got introduced to audiobooks because of having a baby -- Susie Bright
Having a baby is like a DUI from the universe. -- Natasha Leggero
Having a baby is like suddenly getting the world's worst roommate. -- Anne Lamott
I like my body so much more now since having my baby. -- Nelly
Having a crying baby is inspiration to get the job done quickly. -- Emily Procter
Yes it's going really well. We are planning on having a baby together. -- Shah Rukh Khan
Take it easy baby, take it as it comes - specialize in having fun! -- Jim Morrison
Having just had a baby, I'm not going to be thinking about my arse. -- Kate Winslet
Cinema without risk is like having no sex and expecting to have a baby. -- Francis Ford Coppola
Running an airline is like having a baby: fun to conceive, but hell to deliver. -- Collett E. Woolman
Having the baby changed my life a lot. I don't want to go on the road. -- Cass Elliot
I'm proof that, even after having a baby, you can look better and sexier than ever! -- Kourtney Kardashian
My grandfather's 86 and he's having a baby. Man, I hope when I'm 86 I can have babies. -- Enrique Iglesias
I'm beginning to have morning sickness. I'm not having a baby, I'm just sick of morning. -- Phyllis Diller
You know what it's like having five kids? Imagine you're drowning. And someone hands you a baby. -- Jim Gaffigan
I like showing moms what it's really like having a baby, and how it's not Hollywood life. -- Bethenny Frankel
I loved having my baby inside of me, but I was very happy when he was finally here. -- Marion Jones
Writing a novel without being asked seems a bit like having a baby when you have nowhere to live. -- Lucy Ellmann
I understood once I held a baby in my arms, why some people have the need to keep having them. -- Spalding Gray
For me, there's a big difference between having a baby in your 20s and having a baby in your 40s. -- Jane Kaczmarek
Happiness is not that easy to achieve, but having a handsome husband, a beautiful baby, and a great job helps. -- Ellen Pompeo
Having a baby is part of a woman's life, and it is surely a great waste to be afraid of life. -- Joan Lowery Nixon
Then to have your baby playing at the school you played at and having him play well is a special treat. -- Jerry Kramer
Anybody who knows about having a premature baby, it's horrific. He was part of a twin, and I lost his sister. -- Sherri Shepherd
my cousin Shirley, who never complains, screamed and screamed when she was having her baby. True, this was just during conception. -- Joan Rivers
My wife and I would be very comfortable having a baby at home or using one of the terrific nurse-midwives at the hospital. -- Chris Bohjalian
My friends who have babies can't do anything. You can't go out at night. Having a baby is like a DUI from the universe. -- Natasha Leggero
The only legitimate excuse you could have for having a baby in those dire, war torn, famine struck conditions - would be to eat it. -- Doug Stanhope
I could still remember how having a two day old baby makes you feel faintly sorry for everyone else, stuck in their wan unmiraculous lives. -- Marni Jackson
I see my sister, and she's on her second baby, and I'm like, 'That's success.' Having a family - I can't wait for that. -- Adrienne Bailon
You got me thinking bout us having us some babies Everything about love got me like Baby come home and put it on me tonight. -- Jamie Foxx
My career has always been one of the most important things, but after having a baby you find that it drops down on the totem pole. -- Marion Jones
After having a baby, there will inevitably be something on your body - a mark, a scar or some loose skin - that wasn't there before. -- Constance Marie
Having a baby is like suddenly getting the world's worst roommate, like having Janis Joplin with a bad hangover and PMS come to stay with you. -- Anne Lamott
So many Hollywood actresses become successful and then just keep on going - they miss out on having a partner and a baby and end up lonely. -- Jaime Pressly
I think between the ages of 15 and 32, don't worry about getting married, don't worry about settling down, don't worry about having a baby. Give birth to yourself. -- Kelly Cutrone
To me having a party is something like having a baby. The fact that you got through the last one alive is not somehow sufficiently reassuring now. -- Jean Kerr
Giving a party is like having a baby: its conception is more fun than its completion; and once you have begun it, it is almost impossible to stop. -- Jan Struther
Homeland defense doesn't generate any force requirements beyond having enough National Guard to save lives in natural disasters and to baby-sit nuclear power plants on Code Red days. -- Thomas P.M. Barnett
I was just surprised when my wife told me we were having a baby. I was like, Wow, that's awesome. You're going to make a great single mom. -- Brian Posehn
I only became a celebrity because I had a kid. Before I was pregnant nobody cared. I joke to my agent that having a baby made my career. -- Busy Philipps
Until I can feel as ecstatic about having a baby as I felt about going to New Zealand to search for giant squid, I cannot have a baby." -- Elizabeth Gilbert
Until I can feel as ecstatic about having a baby as I felt about going to New Zealand to search for giant squid, I cannot have a baby. -- Elizabeth Gilbert
Having a delivery covered by Medicare just isn't going to fly. It's too risky for a woman to put a baby down and not remember where she left it. -- Erma Bombeck
I want a family. I see my sister, and she's on her second baby, and I'm like, 'That's success.' Having a family - I can't wait for that. -- Adrienne Bailon
For some reason people say such negative things about having a baby - you won't sleep, the stress, the crying. Nonsense. It's a total joy so cherish every second. -- James Mullinger
The hardest thing I think I've ever had to do to tell you, the woman I love, that I'm having a baby by a woman that I barely know. -- Usher

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