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On Halloween, the parents sent their kids out looking like me. -- Rodney Dangerfield
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I only eat candy on Halloween. No lie. -- Michael Trevino
Halloween is an opportunity to be really creative. -- Judy Gold
Acting is like a Halloween mask that you put on. -- River Phoenix
A grandmother pretends she doesn't know who you are on Halloween. -- Erma Bombeck
I love the spirit of Halloween and the energy that comes with it. -- Katharine McPhee
I'm not a real Halloween kind of guy, because Halloween is every day. -- Al Jourgensen
I'll bet living in a nudist colony takes all the fun out of Halloween. -- Charles S. Swartz
On Halloween, witches come true; Wild ghosts escape from dreams. Each monster dances in the park.... -- Nick Gordon
Shadows of a thousand years rise again unseen, Voices whisper in the trees, "Tonight is Halloween!" -- Dexter Kozen
Halloween is fun, but it wasn't always my favorite holiday. I think Thanksgiving is my favorite holiday. -- Tobin Bell
But I love Halloween, and I love that feeling: the cold air, the spooky dangers lurking around the corner. -- Evan Peters
If human beings had genuine courage, they'd wear their costumes every day of the year, not just on Halloween. -- Douglas Coupland
Being in a band you can wear whatever you want - it's like an excuse for Halloween every day. -- Gwen Stefani
I would love if gay men responded to me. All I want is for many gay men to dress up as me for Halloween. -- Mindy Kaling
People value Halloween, like Valentine's Day, because they can tell themselves that it's not merely secularized but actually secular, which is to say, not Christian, Jewish, Hindu or Muslim. -- Amity Shlaes
All my life, I have been a celebrant of Halloween. For me, it is the most important day of the year, the turning point in the old pagan calendar. -- John Burnside
When I was a kid, Halloween was strictly a starchy-vegetable-only holiday, with pumpkins and Indian corn on the front stoop; there was nothing electric, nothing inflatable, nothing with latex membranes or strobes. -- Susan Orlean
I love Halloween, trick or treating and decorating the house. And I love Thanksgiving, because of the football and the fall weather. And of course, I love Christmas - that's my favorite of all! -- Joe Nichols
At the end of the first Halloween, when I shot 6 bullets into Michael Myers, John Carpenter said, Let's get a shot of you looking out of the window and seeing no one lying there. -- Donald Pleasence
I made a decision back in 1978 that, in a trade off for money when I directed Halloween, I would have my name above the title in order to basically brand these movies my own. -- John Carpenter
If ever there was a holiday that deserves to be commercialized, it's Halloween. We haven't taken it away from kids. We've just expanded it so that the kid in adults can enjoy it, too. -- Cassandra Peterson
Halloween was confusing. All my life my parents said, "Never take candy from strangers." And then they dressed me up and said, "Go beg for it." I didn't know what to do! I'd knock on people's doors and go, "Trick or treat." "No thank you." -- Rita Rudner
On Halloween, don't you know back when you were little, your mom tells you don't eat any candy until she checks it? I used to be so tempted to eat my candy on the way to other people's houses. That used to be such a tease. -- Derrick Rose
I had been terrified of Halloween my entire adult life. Loved it as a kid, but the minute I got out of college, there were little kids at my door demanding candy, which, No. 1, I couldn't afford, and, No. 2, if I had candy, it would be mine. -- Jen Lancaster
Halloween with kids is top 5 holiday. -- Christopher Michael Cillizza
In San Francisco, Halloween is redundant. -- Will Durst
Halloween without kids is tremendously bad. -- Christopher Michael Cillizza
Ive made a career off of Halloween. -- Cassandra Peterson
I don't really dress up for Halloween. -- Katharine McPhee
A lot of adults are very into Halloween. -- Suzanne Smith
I want to be Michael Clifford for Halloween. -- Luke Hemmings
Halloween starts earlier and earlier, just like Christmas. -- Robert Englund
A homemade affair that's just in time for Halloween. -- Joshua Homme
America needs ObamaCare like Nancy Pelosi needs a Halloween mask. -- Jay Leno
Even the air feels different on Halloween, autumn-crisp and bright -- Erin Morgenstern
Studio 54 made Halloween in Hollywood look like a PTA meeting. -- Lorna Luft
Halloween festivities included an epic scavenger hunt & lots of Looney Tunes. -- Dianna Agron
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Halloween is the day I wish I had boobs the most -- Michael Clifford
During my teen years, for Halloween, I went as a registered voter. -- Martha Plimpton
Right. Because there's no bigger sign of commitment than a Halloween dance -- Richelle Mead
Maybe we'll go trick-or-treating for Halloween, and I'll go as Pia Zadora. -- Pia Zadora
Halloween will be a slam-dunk for merchants despite the weakening consumer spending trends. -- Richard Hastings
I used to dress up as a model for Halloween, like every year. -- Chanel Iman
For Halloween I'm gonna be emotionally stable. No one's gonna know it's me. -- Andrea Gibson
Halloween is my favorite holiday, and I always go all-out with my costumes. -- Ginnifer Goodwin
I love Halloween and dressing up. I usually have at least three costumes. -- Audrina Patridge
Halloween is just a made up holiday, created by the razor blade industry. -- Anthony Jeselnik
I was the ghost-faced killer for Halloween in the third or fourth grade. -- Rory Culkin
Forget Halloween - Halloween to me is like every day. It's a lifestyle. -- Tom Savini
Nothing on Earth is so beautiful as the final haul on Halloween night. -- Steve Almond
It was sort of fun tonight, it was a little exciting on Halloween. -- Hines Ward
The idea of dying and coming back is what makes the Halloween films work. -- Donald Pleasence
I love scary movies. I like blood and gore, and I love Halloween movies. -- Carrie Underwood
Halloween's my favorite holiday because you don't have to spend it with your family. -- Demetri Martin
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Rudy has always been a scary character, so there's a place for him on Halloween. -- Ron Kuby
Message boards are like going to a Halloween masquerade party. Everybody has a screen name. -- John Mackey
You'll see everything from gold teeth to hood ornaments. It's almost like Halloween during August. -- David Carson
Halloween is huge in my house and we really get into the "spirits" of things. -- Dee Snider
It seems to me that Halloween is the perfect time to get all over steampunk. -- Gail Carriger
Halloween put me on the map, and I'm very sad to hear of his death. -- John Carpenter
It's not worth it. We're going all the way to Halloween. You can get him then. -- Marcus Giles
Last Halloween I ran out of candy and I had to give the kids nicotine gum. -- David Letterman
Believers of Jesus be denouncing Satan on every level, But every Halloween they're dressin' like devils. -- KRS-One
Two Polish men at Halloween with burned faces. What happened? They were bobbing for french fries. -- Henny Youngman
Now, I have a Halloween mask I think you might get a kick out of. That's scary. -- Jay Leno
I actually have a stash of wigs for Halloween. But only for that. Not to play dress-up. -- Alexa Vega
I'm not a witch, I just like Halloween, and I thought that blondes look skinnier in black. -- Stevie Nicks
Do transvestites have to dress up for Halloween or do they pretty much qualify from the get-go? -- Dana Gould
October proved a riot a riot to the senses and climaxed those giddy last weeks before Halloween. -- Keith Donohue
Halloween is fun, but it wasnt always my favorite holiday. I think Thanksgiving is my favorite holiday. -- Tobin Bell
There haven't been organized protests, but I have heard of protests where people have wanted to celebrate Halloween. -- Lisa Morton
This year Halloween fell on a weekend Me and Geto Boys are trick-or-treatin' Robbin' little kids for bags... -- Bushwick Bill
Halloween is the only day I can dress up like a hot Latina woman with a beer belly. -- Felipe Esparza
Like at Halloween: I knew I'd arrived when I saw people dressing up on Halloween as my character. -- Jane Badler
I saw 'Paranormal Activity' on Halloween with all my friends. It scared me, but it was so much fun. -- Nicola Peltz
[Comedian Jerry Seinfeld was nominated for a Grammy for his spoken-word children's album] Halloween... Don't Give Up on Me. -- Jamie Lee Curtis
I love Halloween! I love it so much that I used to work at a haunted house every year. -- Daniella Monet
The same thing could have happened on Halloween if somebody in the neighborhood had jumped out and scared him. -- Walt Disney
We used to go around tipping outhouses over, or turning over corn shocks on Halloween. Anything to be mean. -- Loretta Lynn
At Halloween a lot of young people were wearing Bush masks mocked up as an incarnation of the Devil. -- Jon Snow
I'm in the collard green 6 cornbread in the guts Got the Halloween kicks trick or treat in the clutch -- Nicki Minaj
Candy corn. For Halloween that is my favorite candy, but it doesn't come around that often and I like that. -- Daniel Jacobs
I don't remember ever dressing up for Halloween but I must have. I do not like dressing up at all. -- Rachel Zucker
Halloween this year falls on a Friday. That should be helpful for retailers because the party carries into the weekend. -- Richard Hastings
I've never seen 'Texas Chainsaw Massacre', I've never seen 'Halloween', I've never seen any of the 'Friday the 13ths.' -- Lin Shaye
Halloween revolves around delicious candy, excessive alcohol, and horny women dressed as sluts. This also describes my vision of Heaven. -- Tucker Max
Pop culture is more and more about skulls and skeletons and zombies and vampires, and that's not just on Halloween. -- Michael Almereyda
With Halloween on a Monday this year, that gives people a chance to have parties on Friday, Saturday or Sunday. -- Suzanne Smith
I used to compete with my brother to see who could get the most Halloween candy, I remember doing that. -- Jermell Charlo
Halloween means that young girls dress up in highly sexualized outfits that would never be acceptable if it weren't Halloween. -- Rachel Zucker
I see my face in the mirror and go, 'I'm a Halloween costume? That's what they think of me?' -- Drew Carey
Halloween Costume I Hate: kids dressed as their parent's poltical beliefs. Oooh! Aren't you a scary health care reform bill! -- Dana Gould
The last few weeks we had been playing poorly, but hopefully we can ride this all the way through Halloween. -- Marcus Giles
It's strictly coincidental that Pluto of course was named for the god of the underworld and we're describing these Halloween moons -- Alan Stern
Halloween wraps fear in innocence, as though it were a lightly sour sweet. Let terror, then, be turned into a treat... -- Nick Gordon
Being born on Halloween, there's always a party. It's a convenient birthday because you don't really have to organize a party. -- Eddie Kaye Thomas
I have nothing to hide, I enjoy being myself. I'm not going to change who I am just because it's Halloween. -- Barack Obama
Halloween: the day each year when strangers give you even more specific reasons to dislike them based on what they are wearing. -- Demetri Martin
There is nothing funny about Halloween. This sarcastic festival reflects, rather, an infernal demand for revenge by children on the adult world. -- Jean Baudrillard
Everyday has to be different for me. Even if people are like, "You dressed up like a character today, it's not Halloween." -- Iman Shumpert
I was kind of a dark kid. I loved Halloween, and I loved vampires and the black and white old monster movies. -- Joe Manganiello
Halloween is a day when we all get to fool people into thinking we're someone else. Or as Mitt Romney calls it, campaigning. -- Bill Maher
That's why we're doing this, to defend our traditions a little. I don't have anything against it (Halloween), but it's not our tradition. -- Fernando Flores
If you are an adult, and you are planning to dress up on Halloween...don't. I will find you. I will hurt you. -- Lewis Black
I haven't put on a baseball uniform since about age 12. It's like I'm wearing a Halloween costume. I'm pretending to be a ballplayer. -- Ken Fox
I told Pat I want to be him for Halloween. I almost got hit and I told Pat I should stop teasing him. -- Tie Domi
Halloween is the beginning of the holiday shopping season. That's for women. The beginning of the holiday shopping season for men is Christmas Eve. -- David Letterman
The perfect weather of Indian Summer lengthened and lingered, warm sunny days were followed by brisk nights with Halloween a presentiment in the air. -- Wallace Stegner
For me, writing something in the spirit of Halloween is like Mother Teresa writing on charity and sacrifice. It's just second nature to me. -- Danny Elfman
Conservatives understand Halloween, liberals only understand Christmas. If you want to control a population, don't give it social services, give it a scary adversary. -- Tom Robbins
In the midst of all the candy and commercialism, let's not lose sight of the true meaning of Halloween: tree worship and animal sacrifice. -- Dana Gould
And all Halloween candy pales next to candy corn, if only because candy corn used to appear, like the Great Pumpkin, solely on Halloween. -- Rosecrans Baldwin
I hate Halloween. I hate dressing up. I hate - I wear wigs, makeup, costumes every day. Halloween is like, my least favorite holiday. -- Amy Poehler
No matter what time of year it's always funny when a person walks by me dressed in religious garb and I say Happy Halloween! -- Gary Gulman
I didn't have to wear a mask on Halloween to scare people, so I didn't need one to cover my face on the field! -- Tommy McDonald
Halloween's coming. Kids get very imaginative in my neighborhood. Last year, three kids showed up as Goldman Sachs executives and demanded 4.5 billion pieces of candy. -- Jay Leno

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