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Don't call the world dirty because you forgot to clean your glasses. -- Aaron Hill
If you want a vision of the future, imagine Washington-back ed Google Glasses strapped onto vacant human faces - forever. -- Julian Assange
If you had weak eyes, they needed exercise to get strong. Glasses were like crutches. They prevented people with feeble eyes from seeing the world on their own. -- Jeannette Walls
We can now with Google Glasses record everything around us, and we can make sure that nothing is ever forgotten because everything is stored somewhere in Google servers or somewhere else. -- Evgeny Morozov
Nothing in Nature's sober found, But an eternal Health goes round. Fill up the Bowl then, fill it high-- Fill all the Glasses there; for why Should every Creature Drink but I? Why, Man of Morals, tell me why? -- Abraham Cowley
Glasses are for the brave. I do not need to pretend that I am sighted. People who need glasses and don't wear them are slightly less treacherous than people who don't need them and do-like every shallow Hollywood star who wants to be taken seriously. -- Greg Proops
Meditation is the soul's perspective glass. -- Owen Feltham
Men seldom make passes at girls who wear glasses. -- Dorothy Parker
If slaughterhouses had glass walls, everyone would be a vegetarian. -- Paul McCartney
People have a tendency to see country life through rose-colored glasses. -- PJ Harvey
I don't do what I do to try and break a glass ceiling. -- Kathryn Bigelow
I wear glasses and suits, so I guess I am an indie artist. -- Stevie Jackson
It's so ironic. When you finally achieve recognition, you hide behind dark glasses. -- Madhuri Dixit
The trouble with jogging is that the ice falls out of your glass. -- Martin Mull
You know, anyone who wears glasses, in one sense or another, is a cyborg. -- Evgeny Morozov
A gourmet meal without a glass of wine just seems tragic to me somehow. -- Kathy Mattea
We are all mortal until the first kiss and the second glass of wine. -- Eduardo Galeano
I used to jog but the ice cubes kept falling out of my glass. -- David Lee Roth
He is a drunkard who takes more than three glasses though he be not drunk. -- Epictetus
I was near sighted. I was born myopic, and I got glasses, right after that. -- Kitty Carlisle
People really give you a hard time when you wear fake glasses out to a bar. -- Ryan Eggold
Don't tell me the moon is shining; show me the glint of light on broken glass. -- Anton Chekhov
I have very poor eyesight, and I can't imagine a world without my glasses or contacts. -- Ellen Hollman
The greatest magnifying glasses in the world are a man's own eyes when they look upon his own person. -- Alexander Pope
When friendships are real, they are not glass threads or frost work, but the solidest things we can know. -- Ralph Waldo Emerson
I would just like to say that opera is no longer about fat people in breastplates shattering wine glasses. -- Lesley Garrett
When people think about computer science, they imagine people with pocket protectors and thick glasses who code all night. -- Marissa Mayer
It's tough to stay married. My wife kisses the dog on the lips, yet she won't drink from my glass. -- Rodney Dangerfield
I can honestly say I love getting older. Then again, I never put my glasses on before looking in the mirror. -- Cherie Lunghi
I think people fetishize glasses in general. You could put glasses on a rotting pumpkin and people would think it was sexy. -- Tina Fey
I think hearts are very much like glasses. If they do not break with the first ring, they usually last a considerable time. -- Letitia Elizabeth Landon
I guess I kind of lived in a fairytale world... looking at everything through rose-colored glasses. I probably always will, to a certain extent. -- Sharon Tate
Putting on a new pair of glasses or sunglasses is a simple way to completely transform your look - just like a new hairstyle. -- Brad Goreski
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I think getting drunk is the key to flying comfortably. A couple of bloody marys or several glasses of champagne, and suddenly it's like you're on a roller coaster. -- Amanda Peet
I came from dinner, went downtown with my friends, the elevator was down, I ran down the hall toward my room at 10 at night, having had two glasses of wine. -- Jill Clayburgh
They had me on the operating table all day. They looked into my stomach, my gall bladder, they examined everything inside of me. Know what they decided? I need glasses. -- Joe E. Lewis
I guess I just prefer to see the dark side of things. The glass is always half-empty. And cracked. And I just cut my lip on it. And chipped a tooth. -- Janeane Garofalo
I love to come in and play with a wig or glasses or clothes. I love using props. I'm from the Peter Sellers school of trying to prepare for the character. -- Dan Aykroyd
Paradigms are like glasses. When you have incomplete paradigms about yourself or life in general, it's like wearing glasses with the wrong prescription. That lens affects how you see everything else. -- Sean Covey
The big compliment came from the beer drinkers who didn't know me. They wouldn't drink or move when I sang. If they had their glasses in mid-air, the glasses wouldn't come down. -- Ethel Waters
When I started on 'Saturday Night Live,' I had the choice of wearing contact lenses, which I had never worn before, or glasses, in order to be able to read the cue cards. -- Tina Fey
In all my ways of seeing - may I use new glasses, a telescope and a microscope. And may I always allow myself to see a circumstance through the tender hearts of my friends. -- Mary Anne Radmacher
Everybody was starting to grow long hair and wear pink suits and purple glasses and stuff and then, I suppose, some people thought we were crazy, but we weren't really crazy because we're all still here! -- Noel Redding
If you watch Olivier's interviews, he has this reptilian tongue; it seems too big for his mouth. My pursuit of that became distracting, so I let it go. The thrill was finding the right pair of glasses. -- Julian Sands
Part of it has to do with this business of being approached in public. I have a distinctive look - it's partly the glasses I wear - and people seem to remember me once they've seen me. -- Todd Solondz
Famous people come up to me, but I don't know who they are because my sight is so bad. It's always at the pool of the Four Seasons in Beverly Hills when I don't have my lenses in and my glasses are in my room. -- Helena Bonham Carter
We all come to the point where it's time to get yourself straight, as a businesswoman, a mother, whatever you are in life. It's tough love but it's also being real with yourself. It's important to take those rose-coloured glasses off and see what's going on. -- Kelly Rowland
Justice Rehnquist was friendly and unpretentious. He wore scuffed Hush Puppy shoes. That was my first lesson. Clothes do not make the man. The Justice sported long sideburns and Buddy Holly glasses long after they were fashionable. And he wore loud ties that I am confident were never fashionable. -- John Roberts
I always hated high-school shows and high-school movies, because they were always about the cool kids. It was always about dating and sex, and all the popular kids, and the good-looking kids. And the nerds were super-nerdy cartoons, with tape on their glasses. I never saw 'my people' portrayed accurately. -- Paul Feig
Karl Lagerfeld looks very tough because of the glasses, and he has all these rings and the leather gloves, and he's so smart. But he's a very nice person... when he comes into a room or studio, he is going to say hello to each person, and the same when he leaves. -- Carine Roitfeld
I have this firm belief that I am who I am for a reason. If I change something, I'm cheating myself of whatever it is I'm supposed to learn from my body. You know, I'm legally blind. I'm 20/750, since I was in fifth grade. I wear glasses and contacts. But I won't even get LASIK. -- Carrie Ann Inaba
When I played the Sahara Hotel in Las Vegas on New Year's Eve, I got to bring Wiley, my 85-pound black lab. He's responsible for my favorite New Year's memory of all: At the end of the show, he ran onstage and then out across all the tables in the showroom, sending champagne glasses and gamblers flying. -- Elayne Boosler
I wasn't a jock in school, and by the 10th grade, when I was in boarding school I was carrying water buckets for the girls' hockey team. I was the kid with long hair and glasses and acne trying to learn how to play guitar and piano in the music center. I was not an athlete past the age of 13 or 14 when they start throwing the ball really fast. -- Michael Weatherly
Sometimes tears are the glasses that we need to see Jesus. -- Pope Francis
I'm blind without my glasses. -- Adam Ant
I can't think without my glasses. -- Vivienne Westwood
I will hit a man with glasses. -- Eminem
Wipe your glasses with what you know. -- James Joyce
Here's to alcohol, the rose colored glasses of life. -- F. Scott Fitzgerald
Being sick feels like you're wearing someone else's glasses. -- Megan Boyle
People who can't see without glasses should wear them. -- Malcolm Forbes
Sometimes Heaven is just a new pair of glasses. -- Anne Lamott
I like to have glasses for day and night. -- Brad Goreski
My head looks like an uncooked ham with glasses. -- Chris Ware
I have had to come to terms with wearing glasses. -- Lucinda Williams
Boys don't really like big nerdy glasses. Not so much. -- Charlize Theron
I was mild-mannered, wore glasses, was very shy with women. -- Joe Shuster
Every day is great for me. I dislike rose-coloured glasses. -- Mark E. Smith
I like how glasses suggest intelligence instead of broken eyes. -- Kelly Oxford
A secret talent or hobby... Hmm... I weirdly collect shot glasses. -- Austin Mahone
My fans are like my glasses. Without them I'd be blurry. -- Justin Bieber
A secret talent or hobby Hmm I weirdly collect shot glasses. -- Austin Mahone
People have a tendency to see country life through rose-colored glasses. -- PJ Harvey
Altruism is selfishness out with a pair of field glasses and imagination. -- Christina Stead
We'll laugh and toast to nothing, and smash our empty glasses down. -- Joni Mitchell
I would read Playboy more often, but my glasses keep steaming up. -- George Burns
Friends: people who borrow my books and set wet glasses on them. -- Edwin Arlington Robinson
Life just makes so much more sense with black framed glasses on... -- Nicole Richie
I like a lot of glasses about -- it highers the tone. -- Peter Greenaway
I look most like myself... when I'm wearing my black, nerdy engineering glasses. -- Junot Diaz
Behind those thick glasses (of TR's) was a man who did not blink. -- John Taliaferro
The glasses were half full, which meant that the guests were completely so -- Guy de Maupassant
I was walking down the street wearing glasses when the prescription ran out. -- Steven Wright
Wine glasses, like fine wines, have always been a symbol of civilized living. -- Alexis Lichine
Before I got glasses, I thought Monet was the world's only realist landscape painter. -- Jo Walton
A $50 haircut, cool glasses, skinny jeans and a tattoo does not a prophet make. -- Paul Washer
Years, lovers, and glasses of wine. These are things that should never be counted. -- Anthony Capella
The only advantage to wearing glasses is that you can do that dramatic removal. -- Jim Gaffigan
All of us little bald white guys wearing glasses kind of look the same. -- Moby
You are only three or four hours from taking your glasses off for keeps. -- L. Ron Hubbard
She said my glasses made me look like a butch jock's locker room bitch. -- Nenia Campbell
You should have seen me at 14, with braces and glasses, gangly and doing ballet! -- Margot Robbie
Look! I can't even wear glasses because my ear is missing. I'm hardcore! I'm hardcore! -- Mick Foley
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Shaun get your sister her glasses. She looks naked without them. It's creeping me out. -- Mira Grant
Affection should not be too sharp eyed, and love is not made by magnifying glasses. -- Thomas Browne
From sixth grade on I was a real Pillsbury doughboy. Overweight, long hair, thick glasses. -- David Keith
Raise up your glasses against evil forces; Whiskey for my men, beer for my horses. -- Toby Keith
I started wearing glasses last season but they're only for basketball games and dirty movies. -- Rick Majerus
The wine glasses are empty except for that one undrinkable red spot at the bottom. -- Aimee Bender
Bible texts are best read with a pair of glasses made out of today's newspaper. -- Dorothee Solle
Why should I paint dead fish, onions and beer glasses? Girls are so much prettier. -- Marie Laurencin
I get thirsty people glasses of water, even if that thirsty person is just me. -- Anne Lamott
I'm not going to wear rose-colored glasses when it comes to Russia, or Mr. Putin. -- Mitt Romney
Most people put a hat and glasses on to go incognito. I take them off. -- Karch Kiraly
Wearing glasses for reading meant surrendering to old age without the least bit of a fight. -- Andrea Camilleri
I wear glasses, have a big scar, I sing loud, and I am blond. I'm sorry! -- Anastacia
Some men are like musical glasses; to produce their finest tones you must keep them wet. -- Samuel Taylor Coleridge
I had glasses and was kind of weird. A lot of actors are pretty weird people. -- Jennifer Sky
You can only drink 30 or 40 glasses of beer a day, no matter how rich you are. -- Adolphus Busch
I don't need glasses, but I've just reached the age where curiosity is greater than vanity. -- Red Skelton
All you have to do is wear a hat, dark glasses and carry a Greek newspaper.... -- Sharon Stone
If I even lose my glasses or make a mistake. I become really disappointed in myself. -- Kenny G
My grandmother is over eighty and still doesn't need glasses. Drinks right out of the bottle. -- Henny Youngman
Rose-colored glasses are never made in bifocals. Nobody wants to read the small print in dreams. -- Ann Landers
I am very short-sighted, and if I don't like a situation I take my glasses off. -- Jenny Eclair
Negativland through rose colored glasses. If 'mice are from Mars,' Greek Buck is from Venus. -- Terre Thaemlitz
The notion that inventors are anorak-wearing crackpots with glasses held together with Sellotape is beguiling but wrong. -- Trevor Baylis
I'm tall, fat, rather bald, red-faced, double-chinned, black-haired, have a deep voice, and wear glasses for reading. -- C. S. Lewis

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