Mick Foley quotes:

Shane McMahon had that tremendous match at WrestleMania with the Undertaker. He's fearless.

A big book is like a serious relationship; it requires a commitment.

A big book is like a serious relationship; it requires a commitment. Not only that, but there's no guarantee that you will enjoy it, or that it will have a happy ending. Kind of like going out with a girl, having to spend time every day with her - with absolutely no guarantee of nailing her in the end. No thanks.

I happen to be a three-time former WWF Champion and a hardcore legend, and I never had my own dressing room.

Destruction CAN be beautiful!

We believe that our RAW team will, basically, exploit Shane's McMahon lack of regular wrestling.

Welcome to Anaheim, California, my fellow broken-down, washed-up wrestler.

If the WWF was about talent, Taka Michinoku would have been WWF champion

I really like it. I really, really like it. Ah, ah, ah, ah...buried alive...buried alive.

Shut your role and know your mouth.

Yeah, that's a good point.

Look! I can't even wear glasses because my ear is missing. I'm hardcore! I'm hardcore!

I can't jump high, so I jump from high places.

I thought about going to WCW but then I realized I wasn't old enough.

I'm no expert, Rock, but I don't think I have any poontang...to give you.

On the 8th day, God created Mankind. Why was he having such a bad day? Why did he create all of you normal... but forget so many important parts of me?

This is for all the little Stingers

If God built me a ladder to heaven, I would climb it and elbow drop the world

I would rather hurt a man...than love a woman.