Megan Boyle quotes:

I want to pull very long, multi-colored strings out of my brain and place them next to a bowl of Doritos at a party

Being sick feels like you're wearing someone else's glasses.

I can't believe food costs money.

Argued for an hour on the telephone. now looking at pictures of carbs

most psychologists/philosophers we've learned about have experienced severe depressions, attempted suicide, were considered 'freaks' or 'insane' by their peers, locked themselves in their rooms, felt socially isolated, were either celibate or extremely promiscuous, and rarely found 'love

i want to interrupt a game of magic the gathering by busting through a wall on a motorcycle

i could never be a sports writer, unless my assignment was to write 'sports sports sports sports sports' for three pages

Feel completely unable to do anything. Try to picture your life in five years. It really seems like you will be dead.

I could never be a sports writer, unless my assignment was to write 'sports sports sports sports sports' for three pages.

If someone asks me where I bought something I'm wearing, I will usually say I don't remember.