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You don't see a lot of difference between the Gin Blossoms and the Byrds. -- Steve Forbert
I don't know what reception I'm at, but for God's sake give me a gin and tonic. -- Denis Thatcher
The only time I ever enjoyed ironing was the day I accidentally got gin in the steam iron. -- Phyllis Diller
There's just enough drinking and cheating songs around without me adding to them. Unless you've got something better than "Misery and Gin" by Merle Haggard, you're beating a dead horse. -- Aaron Watson
I think it's really cool, but Jimmy Eat World and Gin Blossoms did it better than anyone. People don't realize just how awesome the Arizona history is, especially for alternative music. Growing up, that's all I ever wanted to be was those two bands. -- Nate Ruess
I should just put it bluntly, because we're all sort of friends here now - it's exceedingly likely that my greatest success is behind me. Oh, so Jesus, what a thought! You know that's the kind of thought that could lead a person to start drinking gin at nine o'clock in the morning, and I don't want to go there. -- Elizabeth Gilbert
I was in a band in Auckland, and I remember they all hated me. They had a big intervention. They said, basically, 'Gin, we think you suck.' I was miserable. I cried and cried. But looking back, that taught me about social skills and how to communicate with musicians. -- Gin Wigmore
The wages of Gin is Debt. -- Ethel Mumford
My name is Gin, and I kill people. -- Jennifer Estep
Gin and drugs, dear lady, gin and drugs. -- T. S. Eliot
Gin for executions, beer for birthdays, wine for weddings. -- P.J. Wolfson
I don't judge you for what you've done, Gin. Why are you judging me for another man's mistakes? -- Jennifer Estep
Really, Gin, did you have to ruin my suit?" he said. "This was a Fiona Fine original. -- Jennifer Estep
Yep, Gin and Brandi. Call me crazy, but naming your daughters after alcoholic beverages is just asking for trouble. -- Kelley Armstrong
Gin a body meet a body Flyin' through the air, Gin a body hit a body, Will it fly? and where? -- James Clerk Maxwell
This is an Aston Martin, Gin.You don't run over dead bodies in an Aston Matin." "Tell that to James Bond -- Jennifer Estep
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Could I have a Sloe Gin Fizz, without the gin?" "What's the point of that, Miss?" the waiter said. "Tomorrow morning," Mabel said. -- Libba Bray
Those who do not know what love is likens it to beauty Those who claim to know what love is likens it to ugliness -Gin Ichimaru -- Tite Kubo
That's hard core, Gin," Finn replied. "Very hard core. Kind of kinky too." A grim smile tightened my lips. "That's me. Gin Blanco. Hard core and kinky to the bitter end. -- Jennifer Estep
This pool is a triumph of imagination. That's how you win at life, Gin. You have to imagine your way through. Never say something can't be done. There's always a solution, even if it's weird. -- Maureen Johnson
A different species a different set of values a world completely unlike your own. There is a feeling you can only get when you meet the unknown and open your mind. - Nakajima (Gin no Saji) -- Hiromu Arakawa
Keep the change, Gin," McCallister said in a smarmy, mocking voiceConsider it an early Christmas present.""Aw," I drawledA whopping thirteen cents. You're too kind, Jonah. Why, you'd put Ebezener Scrooge to shame with your bighearted generosity." -- Jennifer Estep
Keep the change, Gin," McCallister said in a smarmy, mocking voice. "Consider it an early Christmas present." "Aw," I drawled. "A whopping thirteen cents. You're too kind, Jonah. Why, you'd put Ebezener Scrooge to shame with your bighearted generosity. -- Jennifer Estep
My name came from me wanting a 'double-letter' artist name. In search of the ultimate L-word to put in front of my real name Luke, I heard Snoop Dogg rapping in Gin and Juice 'Laaaaiiidbackk...' and I was sold! -- Laidback Luke
Gin! Gin, are you here?" "Right behind you," I said. Finn shrieked and whirled around. I winced at the high-pitched sound. "Dammit, woman." He clutched the folder to his chest. "Are you trying to give me a heart attack? -- Jennifer Estep
Of All the Gin Joints is one part cinematic history, one part old Hollywood weirdness, and one part handy basic bar guide, with a dash of romance and more than a few wry twists. Bailey and Hemingway prove themselves very entertaining cultural mixologists. -- Sam Lipsyte
I guess the difference between Gin and me is that when Gin got shut in the barn she thought Edmond didn't love her anymore but because I could feel Edmond out there somewhere always loving me I didn't have to howl all night. -- Meg Rosoff
You are becoming a snake tomorrow, and as you start to devour people, with that mouth that has eaten others, you cry your love to me, and the same as today, I do wonder, will I be able to say my love to you?" - Gin Ichimaru awww -- Tite Kubo
The mob taught me how to play gin rummy. -- Shirley MacLaine
For gin, in cruel sober truth, supplies the fuel for flaming youth. -- Noel Coward
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I exercise strong self control. I never drink anything stronger than gin before breakfast. -- W. C. Fields
There's an old man sitting next to me, making love to his tonic and gin. -- Billy Joel
When a man who is drinking neat gin starts talking about his mother he is past all argument. -- C. S. Forester
The gin and tonic has saved more Englishmen's lives, and minds, than all the doctors in the Empire. -- Winston Churchill
A good heavy book holds you down. It's an anchor that keeps you from getting up and having another gin and tonic. -- Roy Blount, Jr.
There's truth in wine, and there may be some in gin and muddy beer; but whether it's truth worth my knowing, is another question. -- George Eliot
Rollin' down the street, smokin' indo, sippin' on gin an juice Lay back with my mind on my money and my money on my mind. -- Snoop Dogg
The proper union of gin and vermouth is a great and sudden glory; it is one of the happiest marriages on earth, and one of the shortest lived. -- Bernard DeVoto
I thought such awful thoughts that I cannot even say them out loud because they would make Jesus want to drink gin straight out of the cat dish. -- Anne Lamott
TV producers want ratings and are willing to do nearly anything to get them. They gin up artificial conflicts and create an urgency for even the most minor of economic data points. -- Barry Ritholtz
I work for three or four hours a day, in the late morning and early afternoon. Then I go out for a walk and come back in time for a large gin and tonic. -- J. G. Ballard
Work is the only answer. I have three rules to live by. One, get your work done. If that doesn't work, shut up and drink your gin. And when all else fails, run like hell! -- Ray Bradbury
A lonely man is a lonesome thing, a stone, a bone, a stick, a receptacle for Gilbey's gin, a stooped figure sitting at the edge of a hotel bed, heaving copious sighs like the autumn wind. -- John Cheever
The fury of a demon instantly possessed me. I knew myself no longer. My original soul seemed, at once, to take its flight from my body; and a more than fiendish malevolence, gin-nurtured, thrilled every fibre of my frame. -- Edgar Allan Poe
You can no more keep a martini in the refrigerator than you can keep a kiss there. The proper union of gin and vermouth is a great and sudden glory; it is one of the happiest marriages on earth and one of the shortest-lived. -- Bernard DeVoto
Most cocktails containing liquor are made today with gin and ingenuity. In brief, take an ample supply of the former and use your imagination. For the benefit of a minority, it is courteous to serve chilled fruit juice in addition to cocktails made with liquor. -- Irma S. Rombauer
[...] Technology has tended to devaluate the traditional vision-inducing materials. The illumination of a city, for example, was once a rare event, reserved for victories and national holidays, for the canonization of saints and the crowning of kings. Now it occurs nightly and celebrates the virtues of gin, cigarettes and toothpaste. -- Aldous Huxley
Soon we'll be out amid the cold world's strife. Soon we'll be sliding down the razor blade of life. But as we go our sordid sep'rate ways, We shall ne'er forget thee, thou golden college days. Hearts full of youth, Hearts full of truth, Six parts gin to one part vermouth. -- Tom Lehrer
He couldn't tell that this was one of those occasions a man never forgets: a small cicatrice had been made on the memory, a wound that would ache whenever certain things combined - the taste of gin at mid-day, the smell of flowers under a balcony, the clang of corrugated iron, an ugly bird flopping from perch to perch. -- Graham Greene
I really need a gin and tonic. -- Camilla, Duchess of Cornwall
My grammar be's ebonics, gin tonics, and chronic. -- Nelly
Drive-in, you guzzle gin, commit a little mortal sin. -- Jimmy Buffett
I never thought my cotton gin would change history. -- Eli Whitney
Z is for Zillah who drank too much gin. -- Edward Gorey
Forget the cheap white wine: go to beef and gin! -- Julia Child
On this lovely, lovely Hanukkah, drink your gin and tonica. -- Adam Sandler
bad literature of the sort called amusing is spiritual gin. -- George Eliot
It's a crooked system, but gin straight take the pain away. -- Ludacris
Rolling down the street, smoking indo, sippin' on gin and juice. -- Snoop Dogg
I believe in red meat. I often said: red meat and gin. -- Julia Child
I'm hooked on gin and tonics like your mama's Hooked on Phonics. -- Tash
The shortest way out of Manchester is notoriously a bottle of Gordon's gin. -- William Bolitho
Art for art's sake makes no more sense than gin for gin's sake. -- W. Somerset Maugham
Some colored people so scared of whitefolks they claim to love the cotton gin. -- Alice Walker
I must not mix champage, whiskey, and gin. (Repeated fifty times to fill column.) -- Westbrook Pegler
I'm drinking here break motor oil and Bombay gin, I'll sleep when I'm dead. -- Warren Zevon
A real gimlet is half gin and half Rose's lime juice and nothing else. -- Raymond Chandler
I have either a cucumber martini, gin martini, or a vodka martini. That's it. Simple. -- Robert De Niro
When he buys his ties he has to ask if gin will make them run. -- F. Scott Fitzgerald
We shall drink to our partnership. Do you like gin? It is my only weakness. -- Ernest Thesiger
One was Texas medicine, the other was just railroad gin, and like a fool I mixed them. -- Bob Dylan
Part of her doing suicide intervention is my caseworker has to mix me another gin and tonic. -- Chuck Palahniuk
And since gin to artifice bears the same relation as tears to mascara, her attractions at once dissembled. -- Truman Capote
You might be a redneck if when you run out of gas, you put gin in the gas tank. -- Jeff Foxworthy
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A good book holds you down. It's an anchor that keeps you from getting up and having another gin and tonic. -- Roy Blount, Jr.
A perfect martini should be made by filling a glass with gin then waving it in the general direction of Italy. -- Noel Coward
If you had said before the game we would get three points, I would have said you'd had too much gin. -- Terry Butcher
Grab your pig's feet, bread, and gin, there's plenty in the kitchen. I wonder what the poor people are eating tonight? -- Fats Waller
I've tried Buddhism, Scientology, Numerology, Transcendental Meditation, Qabbala, t'ai chi, feng shui and Deepak Chopra but I find straight gin works best. -- Phyllis Diller
Dean Martin's great-great-uncle, Ebenezer Martin, who said to Eli Whitney, I see the cotton, but where's the gin? Never got a dinner! -- Red Buttons
Young poets are advised by their elders to avoid the practice of journalism as they would wet socks and gin before breakfast. -- Archibald MacLeish
To the question, "When were your spirits at the lowest ebb?" the obvious answer seemed to be, "When the gin gave out." -- Francis Chichester
I have seen my kid struggle into the kitchen in the morning with outfits that need only one accessory: an empty gin bottle. -- Erma Bombeck
I like vodka tonics and gin & tonics. I also like gimlets. I like things that have sweetness with a bit of a kick. -- Lea Salonga
You'd learn more about the world by lying on the couch and drinking gin out of a bottle than by watching the news. -- Garrison Keillor
They tied his arms behind his back to teach him how to swim, they put blood in his coffee and milk in his gin. -- Lou Reed
We real cool. We Left school. We Lurk late. We Strike straight. We Sing sin. We Thin gin. We Jazz June. We Die soon. -- Gwendolyn Brooks
The right to be a cussed fool Is safe from all devices human, It's common (ez a gin'I rule) To every critter born of woman. -- James Russell Lowell
It's frightening to admit but if I lay off the lin it'a amazing how my love handles deplete. But is life without gin worth living? -- Laurence Llewelyn-Bowen
I had an Aston Martin phone worth ?15,000 given to me as a present. I dropped it in a gin and tonic about 15 seconds after opening it. -- Simon Jordan
Night and gin and music-the right setting for peeling off the thin clinging layers of bullshit and finding one's way down closer to the essential self. -- John D. MacDonald
I was kind of pathetic. That's what got me playing out in the street. I ran out of money and needed more gin for the night. -- Frank Fairfield
Give me a paper and pen, so I can write about my life of sin. A couple of bottles of gin, in case I don't get in. -- Tupac Shakur
I really don't do anything to break myself. As far as the damages to my body, I'm not a drinker. I let the gin and juice alone. -- Snoop Dogg
My main ambition as a gardener is to water my orange trees with gin, then all I have to do is squeeze the juice into a glass. -- W. C. Fields
The first time I lose I drink whiskey, second time I lose I drink gin. Third time I lose I drink anything 'cause I think I'm gonna win. -- Gram Parsons
Democrats don't have reasons for people to vote for them. They're just trying to gin up anger and resentment for their opposition. And it's just not working anymore. -- Rush Limbaugh
I've never felt scared of flight, ever. It's really weird. I don't know. They stick a gin and tonic in your hands and I just think, "Life is good!" -- Dallas Campbell
The employment of children is doing more to fill prisons, insane asylums, almshouses, reformatories, slums, and gin shops than all the efforts of reformers are doing to improve society. -- Mother Jones
There is something about a martini, Ere the dining and dancing begin, And to tell you the truth, It is not the vermouth- I think that perhaps it's the gin. -- Ogden Nash
Nothing is more pleasurable than to sit in the shade, sip gin and contemplate other people's adulteries, and while the wormy apple of marriage still lives, the novel will not die -- John Skow
If you've had good gin on a hot day in Southern California with the people you love, you forget Nebraska. The two things cannot coexist. The stronger, better of the two wins. -- Ann Patchett
I look up the telephone number of Alcoholics Anonymous. Then, my hands shaking, I open the bar and drink the leftover whiskey, gin and vermouth-whatever I can lay my shaking hands on. -- John Cheever
Besides, when not hard at work with this research, I'm actually conducting a side experiment on how cigarettes and gin increase charisma. As you might guess, the results are looking very promising. -- Richelle Mead
A lot of people heard about gin and juice for the first time from Snoop Dogg, but it was nothing new in rap music, and it was nothing new in the black community. -- Boots Riley
TV news is as bloody as Shakespeare but without the intelligence and the poetry. If you watch television news you know less about the world than if you drank gin out of a bottle -- Garrison Keillor

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