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If the freedom of speech is taken away then dumb and silent we may be led, like sheep to the slaughter. -- George Washington
Books are the carriers of civilization. Without books, history is silent, literature dumb, science crippled, thought and speculation at a standstill. -- Barbara Tuchman
It is just like man's vanity and impertinence to call an animal dumb because it is dumb to his dull perceptions. -- Mark Twain
Girls have an unfair advantage over men: if they can't get what they want by being smart, they can get it by being dumb. -- Yul Brynner
When you work you are a flute through whose heart the whispering of the hours turns to music. Which of you would be a reed, dumb and silent, when all else sings together in unison? -- Khalil Gibran
TRUTHFUL, adj. Dumb and illiterate. -- Ambrose Bierce
Dumb as a drum vith a hole in it, sir. -- Charles Dickens
One of my favorite films is 'Dumb and Dumber.' -- Paul Dano
Dumb dog. I bought a dog whistle. He won't use it. -- Karel Capek
Dumb people are just blissfully unaware of how dumb they are. -- Patrick Star
"Beauty fades," my father would tell me, "but dumb? Dumb is forever." -- Judy Sheindlin
Dumb jewels often, in their silent kind, more than quick words, do move a woman's mind. -- William Shakespeare
I've always thought those guys are really funny. And I love Dumb and Dumber, Kingpin and Mary. -- David Zucker
Dumbledore raised his finger for silence, a silence which fell as though he had struck Uncle Vernon dumb. -- J. K. Rowling
Cruel, but composed and bland, Dumb, inscrutable and grand, So Tiberius might have sat, Had Tiberius been a cat. -- Matthew Arnold
Rappers can't sleep, need sleepin', B.I.G. keep creepin', Bullets heat-seekin', Casualties need treatin', Dumb rappers need teachin'. -- The Notorious B.I.G.
My favorite movie is Dumb and Dumber. It's a classic and I can pretty much recite the entire movie. -- Derek Holland
One of my favorite films is 'Dumb and Dumber.' I'd love to do some really silly comedy someday. -- Paul Dano
We named all our children Kid. Well, they have different first names, like Hey Kid, You Kid, Dumb Kid . . . -- Phyllis Diller
Dumb nerd, scratch everything you already done heard I could go platinum if my album wasn't more than one word. -- Chamillionaire
I think there's a difference between ditzy and dumb. Dumb is just not knowing. Ditzy is having the courage to ask! -- Jessica Simpson
The less you know about a field, the better your odds. Dumb boldness is the best way to approach a new challenge. -- Jerry Seinfeld
We are breaking new ground in the territory of dumb with Shooting Fish. Dumb, but in good taste. Silly, but not ridiculous. -- Dan Futterman
If they didn't have an Oscar for people to shoot for, all they'd do is be making 'Dumb And Dumber' again and again. -- Robert Osborne
We are breaking new ground in the territory of dumb with 'Shooting Fish.' Dumb, but in good taste. Silly, but not ridiculous. -- Dan Futterman
Dumb animals we call them, while they bark and neigh and moo. They talk as much as we do - to them we seem dumb too. -- Rebecca McCann
Only dumb people are happy. -- Courtney Love
I may be dumb, but I'm not stupid. -- Terry Bradshaw
We're going to turn this team around 360 degrees. -- Jason Kidd
Rarely is the question asked: Is our children learning? -- George W. Bush
So, where's the Cannes Film Festival being held this year? -- Christina Aguilera
I do know dumb-ass questions when I see dumb-ass questions. -- Orrin Hatch
Nature makes only dumb animals. We owe the fools to society. -- Honore de Balzac
'Sexy' doesn't have to come with the price tag of being dumb. -- Pink
I'm not dumb. I just have a command of thoroughly useless information. -- Bill Watterson
I'm stupid, I'm ugly, I'm dumb, I smell. Did I mention I'm stupid? -- Eminem
Smoking kills. If you're killed, you've lost a very important part of your life. -- Brooke Shields
I was deaf and dumb and blind to all but me, myself and I. -- Loretta Young
Jerry Ford is so dumb he can't fart and chew gum at the same time. -- Lyndon B. Johnson
I always said it was to be dumb enough to do what Marlon Perkins said to do. -- Jim Fowler
Innocence is like a dumb leper who has lost his bell, wandering the world, meaning no harm. -- Graham Greene
I believe that a scientist looking at nonscientific problems is just as dumb as the next guy. -- Richard P. Feynman
To the dumb question, 'Why me?' the cosmos barely bothers to return the reply, 'Why not?' -- Christopher Hitchens
No one is dumb who is curious. The people who don't ask questions remain clueless throughout their lives. -- Neil deGrasse Tyson
One man alone can be pretty dumb sometimes, but for real bona fide stupidity, there ain't nothin' can beat teamwork. -- Edward Abbey
I was so wild and crazy and dumb in my car. It didn't run but 30 miles an hour. You made do. -- Muddy Waters
You see a lot of smart guys with dumb women, but you hardly ever see a smart woman with a dumb guy. -- Erica Jong
So many shows out there dumb-down the country. It's so admirable to be part of a show that wants people to think. -- David Krumholtz
I'm not offended by all the dumb blonde jokes because I know I'm not dumb... and I also know that I'm not blonde. -- Dolly Parton
If someone's dumb enough to offer me a million dollars to make a picture, I'm certainly not dumb enough to turn it down. -- Elizabeth Taylor
Drugs have nothing to do with the creation of music. In fact, they are dumb and self indulgent. Kind of like sucking your thumb! -- Courtney Love
No bastard ever won a war by dying for his country. He won it by making the other poor dumb bastard die for his country. -- George S. Patton
I was always the black sheep of the family and always told that I was dumb, and I had a low IQ and did badly in school. -- Francis Ford Coppola
Those who survived the San Francisco earthquake said, 'Thank God, I'm still alive.' But, of course, those who died, their lives will never be the same again. -- Barbara Boxer
More than anything else, we need in this society the opportunity for people to tell us what they think without being told that they're either dumb, or stupid, or uninformed. -- Brian Lamb
It's a dumb question, because I don't look at things as a black director, just as a director, so ask me as a director first and we can segue into the colour thing later. -- Antoine Fuqua
Liberals become indignant when you question their patriotism, but simultaneously work overtime to give terrorists a cushion for the next attack and laugh at dumb Americans who love their country and hate the enemy. -- Ann Coulter
I actually think Bill Gates is conventionally smarter, even though it's a dumb word, but mental processing power - I've watched him use four different screens, process information, get to the right answer, boom boom boom. -- Walter Isaacson
Life is very, very short, and you can choose to live it how you want. You can choose to dumb yourself down and not express yourself just so you can fit in, just so people won't dislike you. -- Gerard Way
Whenever I watch TV and see those poor starving kids all over the world, I can't help but cry. I mean I'd love to be skinny like that, but not with all those flies and death and stuff. -- Mariah Carey
Everything was my fault. I was so dumb. But if I hadn't made the mistakes I made, I wouldn't have met the wonderful woman I've been married to for over 30 years, so I guess that makes the mistakes OK. -- Donald Sutherland
I bought a company in the mid-'90s called Dexter Shoe and paid $400 million for it. And it went to zero. And I gave about $400 million worth of Berkshire stock, which is probably now worth $400 billion. But I've made lots of dumb decisions. That's part of the game. -- Warren Buffett
Find your self-respect now. Don't dumb yourselves down. Think of yourself as capable and worthy of finding a guy who is going to respect you, too. It's so important, I mean, and the confidence you get from feeling smart and tackling something like mathematics, which is a challenge, right? Math is hard. -- Danica McKellar
Children tease each other because you're short or you're tall or you're a redhead or because you're ugly or because you're smart or because you're dumb or all kinds of differences and as parents we have to deal with that and strengthen our children to be comfortable with themselves and also to show empathy and acceptance towards others. -- Heather Wilson
I don't like any one race or look or type of guy. My tastes as far as looks go are very diverse. I like guys with scruffy beards and leather jackets, but I also like a clean-cut 'GQ'-type guy, so my tastes are very ranged among somebody who laughs at my dumb jokes, too. I have plenty of them. -- Sasha Grey
Not to sound bad, but some girls are dumb. It's because they spend so much of their life trying to have the right look. On the other hand, some girls are just really smart. There are girls you can have conversations with that are healthy conversations. You can argue real life issues and solve problems together. That is what makes a woman sexy. -- Wale
Every time you get into a new job, new location, you have an amazing opportunity in front of you. You get to play dumb for as long as people will allow you to play dumb. You get to ask all the dumb questions, you get to ask multiple people the dumb questions, and you get to make mistakes. That's how you stand out in the crowd. -- Gary Cohn
There's no 'dumb-ass' vaccine. -- Jimmy Buffett
Americans are so dumb! -- Bjork
Beauty fades, dumb is forever. -- Judy Sheindlin
Be kind to dumb people. -- Don Herold
Never underestimate a dumb question. -- Brandon Boyd
Life should be fun not dumb -- Zac Efron
The new dumb, is now wisdom. -- Anthony Liccione
Nothing dumb ever starts out stupid. -- Kurt Browning
Passion is born deaf and dumb. -- Honore de Balzac
Debt is dumb. Cash is king. -- Dave Ramsey
You're dumb, but don't give in. -- Ray Davies
Lay low, play dumb, keep moving. -- Roger Stone
Metal musicians say dumb things sometimes. -- Rob Halford
People are just dumb. They misunderstand. -- Garry Winogrand
Nature gives liberty even to dumb animals. -- Tacitus
The Muses were dumb while Apollo lectured. -- Charles Lamb
Heaven is dumb, echoing only the dumb. -- Franz Kafka
The kings of modern thought are dumb. -- Matthew Arnold
Life's a lot easier when you're dumb. -- Lisa Kudrow
The world is full of dumb paperwork. -- Nice Peter
I'm kind of like a dumb model. -- Veronica Webb
No one is dumb who is curious. -- Neil deGrasse Tyson
Everybody is a dumb blonde at heart. -- Jessica Simpson
Don't be dumb. (don't get a tattoo) -- Dallin H. Oaks
It takes a smart guy to play dumb. -- Mr. T
Light troubles speak; the weighty are struck dumb. -- Lucius Annaeus Seneca
There are no dumb questions?only dumb answers. -- Marshall Loeb
Light troubles speak; the weighty are struck dumb. -- Lucius Annaeus Seneca
My favorite classes were always dumb nerdy vocabulary. -- Karen Russell
The Nazis were seldom dumb and never funny. -- Leonid Kinskey
Don't tell anyone. I'm supposed to be dumb. -- Helena Christensen
Rage is for little wrongs; despair is dumb. -- Hannah More
Evil will always triumph, because good is dumb. -- Rick Moranis
I'm not dumb enough to be a goalie. -- Brett Hull
Two touch the string, The harp is dumb. -- Ralph Waldo Emerson
He's so dumb he doesn't know he's alive. -- F. Scott Fitzgerald
I'm smart enough to know that I'm dumb. -- Richard P. Feynman
If you can read and don't, you're dumb. -- Malcolm Forbes
I'm one of the few dumb Jewish doctors. -- Dorian "Doc" Paskowitz
Whoever said a horse was dumb, was dumb -- Will Rogers
My life is a series of dumb choices -- Geoff Ramsey
Laws are dumb in the midst of arms. -- Marcus Tullius Cicero
When war is raging the laws are dumb. -- Marcus Tullius Cicero
Without books, history is silent, literature dumb, science crippled. -- Barbara Tuchman
The Republicans are many things, but they're not dumb. -- Bernie Sanders
Light griefs are plaintive , but great ones are dumb -- Seneca
Light griefs are loquacious, but the great are dumb. -- Mary Ann Shaffer
Cuz the 808 kick drum makes the girlies get dumb. -- Sir Mix-a-Lot
Light griefs are plaintive , but great ones are dumb -- Seneca
Few women are dumb enough to listen to reason. -- William Feather
Well maybe it is stupid, but it's also dumb! -- Patrick Star
Love is not dumb. The heart speaks many ways. -- Jean Racine
No one will grieve because your lips are dumb. -- Ella Wheeler Wilcox

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