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Dude, I love playing drums, and I love being on stage, and I love recording. It's my life... it's been my life, all my life, and I don't think it could ever become boring for me. -- Dave Lombardo
Dude that was bad ass. -- Joe Teti
Dude. Hot Bozo. Best nickname ever. -- Cynthia Hand
Dude, that was a knuckle buster brother. -- Joe Teti
Dude, sometimes it works, sometimes it doesn't. -- Joe Teti
Dude, you're a vampire. EVERY day sucks for you. -- Heather Brewer
Dude you scare me sometimes! You're all vampire superwoman -- Melissa de la Cruz
It's a small world? Dude, what have you been smoking? -- Rob Van Dam
You believe in God? Dude. Only God could have created physics. -- Karen Marie Moning
Dude, this is a stoner conversation and we're not even high -- Libba Bray
I wish the camera could smell my armpits. Dude, mine smell good. -- Ryan Ross
Dude, I just watched you climb up a f*cking building!-Lace -- Scott Westerfeld
Dude, my hair is like an architectural structure. It's likeâ?¦ a building. -- Taylor Swift
You scared of that pip-squeak? Dude, you got a lot to learn. Freakin' Newbies. -- James Dashner
What did the letter O say to Q? Dude, your dikk is hanging out. -- Ellen DeGeneres
Dude, this transcends politics. George W. Bush is wiping his ass with the Constitution. -- Kenneth Eade
Pics or it didn't happen." "Dude, little busy for pics. You know, throwing flame. -- Rachel Caine
I wonder if in 2050 there will be a movie called, 'Dude, Where's My Spaceship' -- Zach Galifianakis
Hey, boss? (Vik) Not now, Vik. (Syn) Dude, listen to the metallic life form. (Vik) -- Sherrilyn Kenyon
Dude, are my eyes seeing what my brain is telling my eyes that they're seeing? -- James Roday
Mr. Pibb is a poor imitation of Dr. Pepper. Dude didn't even get his degree. -- Mitch Hedberg
Dude did you come here to lecture or to fight? BRING IT ON." -Slam Dunk -- Takehiko Inoue
I saw this wino, he was eating grapes. I was like, "Dude, you have to wait". -- Mitch Hedberg
Dude, maybe not everyone loves 'Glee.' Me included. I watched 10 minutes and it wasn't my thing. -- Dave Grohl
I like 'The Big Lebowski'. The Dude is my man. My brother and I can quote that. -- Kirby Bliss Blanton
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Dude, I throw a stick. Come on. I get paid a pretty good salary to throw a stick. -- Breaux Greer
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Dude, got eyes? I'm collecting evidence." [...] "In Ziploc bags." "I think they're Glad." "They look impartial to me. -- Karen Marie Moning
Dude, everybody wants to be Andre 3000. He's got abs for days. How does that guy get so ripped? -- Dan Auerbach
Dude--she's your wife." He pointed to the locker where the Bible lay concealed. "God first, family second, country third. -- Ronie Kendig
I saw a seagull hanging out by a lake, but I said, "Don't worry, Dude. I won't say anything." -- Mitch Hedberg
I was like, 'Dude, make me look bad. Please. I want to look ugly. I want to wear orange pants. -- Evanescence
You think it's okay that we're eating Rudolph?" "Dude," Percy said, "I could eat Prancer and Blitzen, too. I'm HUNGRY. -- Rick Riordan
I remember where I'm from. It's like, 'Dude, you used to work at Pizza Hut.' I still have the hat. -- Maxwell
I want to get non-aerosol mace, you just rub it in. "Dude who is attacking me - come a little closer!" -- Mitch Hedberg
I heard Dennis Kucinich say in a debate, 'When I'm president... and I just wanted to stop him and say, 'Dude.' -- Jon Stewart
My first real showbiz job was on a Nickelodeon show called 'Hey, Dude.' That was my first real paid scriptwriting job. -- Graham Yost
Everybody who knows me is like, 'Dude, you've got to chill out.' I can't not work, given where I want to be. -- Columbus Short
Dude, if you want to be a great musician, you have to try heroin. You'll see. It's like being back in the womb. -- Dave Mustaine
Not a lot of individuals get to refer to the Lord in their prayers as 'Dude', but he's doing a new thing with me. -- Stephen Baldwin
Dude, I didn't say Jude Law can't act. I didn't say Jude Law was in bad movies. I just said he's in every movie. -- Chris Rock
I chalk up the fact that I got diabetes to my body saying, 'Dude, you have been doing wrong for way too long!' -- Randy Jackson
If Spiderman was real, and I was a criminal, and he shot me with his web, I would say, "Dude, thanks for the hammock." -- Mitch Hedberg
I was in my friends garage, and he had; a kite, a yo-yo, and a boomerang. I was like "Dude, you have abandonment issues" -- Demetri Martin
Dude, writing, acting and directing are such easy jobs. But to do them all as awesomely as Zach Braff does, well that... that's something. -- Zach Braff
I saw The Rev the other night and he was on like four different things. He was like, Dude, Ive been gone for three days! -- M. Shadows
Kill me if I ever look that Bad Dude, what are you saying? On the TV? That is you, dude. From like five years ago. -- Chuck Palahniuk
You look at that movie [Dude, Where's My Car?] now, and you know exactly when it was made. And that's what kids were like then. -- Brent Spiner
I kind of wish theyâ??d shut up,â? Jack said. â??Dude, true dat,â? Lend answered. Jack nodded solemnly. â??For serious. -- Kiersten White
I think honestly, believe it or not, that Dude, Where's My Car? in a way represents its time better than almost any film made around that. -- Brent Spiner
A house panel in Texas has approved full marijuana legalization for the state. Yeah, meaning Texas could go from having dude ranches to 'Dude, ranches.' -- Jimmy Fallon
Dude, the place is filling up," I say. "It feels like we're living in the bottom half of an hourglass." Like somehow we're running out of time. -- Chuck Palahniuk
He has been known by many names: Lucifer, Beelzabub, Belial, the Prince of Lies, Satan, and at a party once an obnoxious drunk kept calling him "Dude." -- Gary Larson
Myrnin," she said. "He didn't show up at the rendezvous." "And? Dude's crazy, in case you didn't notice recently. He probally went of the chase butterflys or something -- Rachel Caine
My nephew's always crying. I'm like, 'Dude, why are you crying? Your life is great. All you do is eat apple sauce and take dumps. That's your day. -- Hannibal Buress
Dude! said a party pony as he unloaded his gear. Did you see that bear guy? He was all like: 'Whoa, I have an arrow in my mouth! -- Rick Riordan
Dude, you're such a geek. And that's coming from an overweight Star Trek fan who scored a 5 on the AP Calculus test. So you know your condition is grave -- John Green
There's nothing worse than watching an old wrinkly guy going, 'Hey, baby.' You're like, 'Dude, that's lame.' It's cool to fall in love and grow old with someone. -- Pete Wentz
Side note to parents: Anyone who thinks 'Dude, Where's My Car' is more appropriate for children than 'American Pie' because it obtained a PG-13 rating needs to stop trusting the MPAA. -- James Berardinelli
I worked with a lot of different, amazing people, but I was always like, "Dude, I'm sorry, you're going to have to trust me, we've got to do it this way!" -- Richard Patrick
I'm, like, y'know, I didn't have a problem doing one scene in Dude, Where's My Car? I'm certainly not going to have a problem doing one scene in a [Martin] Scorsese movie! -- Brent Spiner
Pierre [from Dude, Where's My Car?] could be the best thing I've ever done. When you distill it down to a minute and a half of work, that may be my finest effort. -- Brent Spiner
The Dude just pounded his way in a straight line, convinced that the lion was a figment of his imagination and that the vampire ahead of him was just Grendel's deformed mutant brother. -- Ilona Andrews
Donegan Bane and Gracious O'Callahan - the Monster Hunters. Adventurers, inventors, authors of Monster Hunting for Beginners and it's sequels, Monster Hunting for Beginners is Probably Inadvisable and Seriously, Dude, Stop Monster Hunting. -- Derek Landy
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How many beers do y'all think it takes before one internationally scientist turns to another and says, 'Dude, bet you twenty bucks I can levitate a frog with a magnet?' ' Sam drawled. -- Robyn Schneider
Dude, you tried to slice my you-know-what's off!" Thomas laughed, something that he hadn't done in a long time. He welcomed it happily. "Too bad I didn't. Could've saved the world from future little Minhos. -- James Dashner
Always been a big heavy metal fan. I remember being 15 saying, Dude I'm going to love heavy metal forever. Heavy metal til I'm 60. I'm 35 now. I think I'm going to give it one more year. -- Brian Posehn
My friend said to me, You know what I like? Mashed potatoes. I was like, Dude, you have to give me time to guess. If you're going to quiz me you have to insert a pause. -- Mitch Hedberg
YOU are using a frisbee as a plate." "Uh, what? I'm not using a--oh hang on, this is a frisbee. Weird." Victor glared at me. "Dude, calm down, I'll wash it afterward. It's probably dishwasher safe. -- Jenny Lawson
So, I'm 34. I'm kind of becoming an adult - kind of, I guess. But I know that I am because, the other day, I said to somebody, 'Dude, dude, don't - those are the good plates. -- Greg Behrendt
[Valley of Violence] was written for James Ransone. PJ's a friend of mine, I've known him for a long time, he's always like, "Dude, when are we going to make a movie together?" I finally called him. -- Ti West
When I look back, I can see why people thought I was aggressive. My first single, 'Do It Like A Dude,' resulted in a lot of misconceptions about me. I'm confident - but I'm not arrogant. -- Jessie J
I would rather write songs and then practice with the band. Just the band camaraderie is awesome and then writing music and then just listening to it and saying 'Dude, we made that music!' That's really fun. -- Sam McCandless
My black friends in America don't believe me. I said, 'Dude, I'm Nigerian American.' 'Word? We thought you were, like, regular black.' What the hell is 'regular black'? Crayola coming out with colors I don't know about? -- Godfrey
I'm a very intermediate sax player, but now that Rob Lowe is on my show, I had to cop to him. Like, 'Dude your ridiculous fake sax playing [in St. Elmo's Fire] inspired me to pick up a horn.' -- Nick Offerman
I don't want to be Mr. Romantic Leading Man. I don't want to be the Dance Dude. I don't want to be the Action Guy. If I had to do any one of those all my life, it'd drive me crazy. -- Patrick Swayze
Tyson dropped the two warriors he was about to tie into a knot and jogged after us. He jumped on the centaur's back. 'Dude!' the centaur groaned, almost buckling under Tyson's weight. 'Do the words "low-carb diet" mean anything to you? -- Rick Riordan
Greetings, friends. Do you wish to look as happy as me? Well, you've got the power inside you right now. So use it and send one dollar to Happy Dude, 742 Evergreen Terrace, Springfield. Don't delay. Eternal happiness is just a dollar away. -- Homer
My uncle is so funny - Don Vito. He was always fat with the craziest voice. Dude, he barely speaks English; it's just full-blown jibber-jabber. It's so funny to watch on TV because you really need subtitles because you can't understand him. -- Bam Margera
Tyson dropped the two warriors he was about to tie into a knot and jogged after us. He jumped on the centaur's back. 'Dude!' the centaur groaned, almost buckling under Tyson's weight. 'Do the words low-carb diet mean anything to you? -- Rick Riordan
I went to a restaurant, and I saw a guy wearing a leather jacket, eating a hamburger, drinking a glass of milk. I said, "Dude, you are a cow. The metamorphosis is complete. Don't fall asleep or I will tip you over!" -- Mitch Hedberg
Shane: "Bro," he said, in an injured tone, "I had to go out with a flamethrower, and you weren't there to see it." Michael: "Pics or it didn't happen." Shane: "Dude, little busy for pics. You know, throwing flame." - Black Dawn -- Rachel Caine
One of the coolest things to me about going to a show is you look over, and the guy next to you is sitting there drinking a beer and he's wearing a Donkeys t-shirt. And you're like, "Dude, I love The Donkeys." -- Craig Finn
Hey! Mena exclaimed Don't knock Jeopardy. I love that showSo do I Max admitted.I like it when I know the answers. Logan added.Trent turned to Logan, Dude, if you hate the show, all you had to do was say so. -- Amanda Kelly
Hop in? Dude, are you out of your ever-loving mind? I can't touch this. I might leave a fingerprint or something. (Nick) Oh the horror. Guess I'll have to trade the piece of junk in and get a new one if that happens. (Acheron) -- Sherrilyn Kenyon
One thing I hear a lot is, 'Dude, my mom loves your record,' or 'I got it for my dad for Christmas.' I'm essentially doing dad rock. Which is great, because I love Steely Dan, you know? Nothing wrong with dad rock! -- Mac DeMarco
Yeah, right," Minho said. "And Frypan's gonna start having little babies, Winston'll get rid of his monster acne, and Thomas here'll actually smile for once." Thomas turned to Minho and exaggerated a fake smile. "There, you happy?" "Dude," he responded. "You are one ugly shank. -- James Dashner
I feel like I am a lot of who I am because I watched these shows that said it was okay to be a total weirdo. Shows like 'Pete and Pete,' 'Hey, Dude,' 'Salute Your Shorts' - that's what I grew up with. -- Mae Whitman
Dude, I turn into a six-year-old when I come to Disneyland. It's amazing. My eyes glass over and my blood pressure goes down. I'm just like everybody else. I turn into a big kid when I come here. It's the happiest place on earth, right? -- Warren Spector
That's what kids were like then. So I really like the movie [Dude, Where's My Car? ], I think it's genuinely funny, and I wish I hadn't been so arrogant about it. And, of course, I didn't know it was going to be my best work, either. -- Brent Spiner
Dude, what matters is if you're happy. What matters is your future. What matters is that we get out of here in one piece. What matters is finding the truth of our own lives, not caring about what other people think is the truth of us. -- A.S. King
Can I get a fork?; There were no utensils in medieval times, hence there ARE no utensils AT Medieval Times- would you like a refill on your Pepsi? ;So there were no utensils but there was Pepsi?; Dude, I got a lot of tables to wait -- Matthew Broderick
"Ice" came in when my friends would say "cold as ice" - if you could rap and battle people you'd say "Dude, that was ice cold." It had nothing to do with jewelry. Back then, it was like "Your cold, dawg." "Vanilla Ice - that's cold." -- Vanilla Ice
I blinked the sleep out of my eyes and realized my head was in Khufu's lap. The baboon was foraging my scalp for munchies. "Dude." I sat up groggily. "Not cool." "But he gave you a lovely hairdo," Sadie said. "Agh-agh!" Khufu agreed. -- Rick Riordan
Oh, 'The Thing' is one of my favorite movies of all time. That changed my life because I was like, 'I've got to do this.' Something that scared me that much? It was the first R-rated movie I ever saw, and I was like, 'Dude, I'm changed.' -- Terry Crews
I'd never written nonfiction about the war on drugs, but I know a tremendous amount about it: I taught a class on it for seven years. I was putting into words the stuff I was teaching, and I was writing it up and thought, "Dude, you're writing a book." -- Ayelet Waldman
You want to be able to say [to Ethan Hawke's character], "Dude, it's okay," but maybe it's not. Maybe he's not a good person. I don't know. That's the thing about people. There is no real good guy or bad guy [in A Valley Of Violence]. It's all context. -- Ti West
Boxers, man, except when I have to get dressed up. Then it's boxer-briefs. But never tighty-whities. Never. But dude! If they brought back Underoos? Dude, if they brought back Underoos, I would rock the Underoos. Like He-Man and Transformers and G.I. Joe and even like Dukes of Hazzard. -- Colin Hanks
He reclined on a delightfully cushioned lounge in the sprawling ranch Paris had rented. In Dallas, Texas, of all places. Promiscuity had decked himself out, too, wearing a Stetson (weird), no shirt (understandable), unfastened jeans (smart) and cowboy boots (weird again). Dude looked ready to rustle cattle or something. -- Gena Showalter
I just wish I could walk into my Senator's office and say, "Senator Dude, Um, we have a problem with these sicko scientists"¦" But then again, I don't think we have a Senator, do we? Is there a state where mutant freaks are represented? If so, let me know. -- James Patterson
I'm an introspective dude. -- Dave Chappelle
I been the same dude my whole life. -- DMX
On my mom's side I'm Mexican, and my dad is a white dude. -- Tyler Posey
No-one has ever called me a cool dude. I'm somewhere between geek and normal. -- Linus Torvalds
I'm a pretty nice dude. I have fun, and people take it the wrong way. -- Tyler, The Creator
I've been approached by many different people, but I don't really want to be known as a collaboration dude. -- Sean Paul
I hope I can help guys come out and say, 'All right, dude, I got a manicure... and I liked it.' -- Ryan Seacrest
My father's family came from Virginia and Philadelphia. He wasn't a brother who talked a lot. He was a workingman, a quiet, blue-collar dude. -- Ice T
As long as I'm not selling out the people that ride or die with me, I'm glad I'm not an MC. I'm a motivational speaker. I'm not that rapper dude. -- Young Jeezy
I think I've become the go-to mustache man. It works in period pieces. Modern-day mustaches are probably creepy. But I get compliments - everyone's like, 'Wow, love the 'stache, dude.' -- Jack Huston
I'd rate myself an 8. I do have my flaws, but I'm a cool dude. If I wasn't myself, I'd kick it with me. I'm a down-to-earth person and all around cool guy. -- Lance Gross
The hardest thing for an artist to do is to let go. I don't wanna be the dude - if you come to my house, there are no pictures circa '86 in my house. -- Heavy D
I'm definitely a romantic comedy dude because I'm a big romantic at heart. I'm a softy, so it's always nice to watch movies that make you think that love at first sight is actually possible. -- Sterling Knight
Hot girls have so many options. Sitting at home alone any night of the week and searching the Internet for a dude is on zero hot girls' agendas. So they're definitely not coming after you. -- Adam DeVine
The name 'Wiz' comes from me being the youngest dude in my age group of people that I hung out with. I was pretty good at anything I tried to do, so they would call me a young wiz. -- Wiz Khalifa
You can't be two people in your brain, one rock dude and a dad - there's something in the middle of them, and that's really what you are and that's going to make you the best dad - not when you try to be one or the other. -- Gerard Way
Going to high school in rural Florida, we always partied down in the woods. Somebody - one of the rednecks - would leave class and mow a path out to a field, and we'd drive out there. Dude, every party I went to was lit by a bonfire. Acoustic guitar. -- Miles Teller
I wonder what the most intelligent thing ever said was that started with the word 'dude.' 'Dude, these are isotopes.' 'Dude, we removed your kidney. You're gonna be fine.' 'Dude, I am so stoked to win this Nobel Prize. I just wanna thank Kevin, and Turtle, and all my homies.' -- Demetri Martin

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