Robyn Schneider quotes:

How many beers do y'all think it takes before one internationally scientist turns to another and says, 'Dude, bet you twenty bucks I can levitate a frog with a magnet?' ' Sam drawled.

I pictured her tragically; it never once ocurred to me to picture her as the tragedy.

If everything really does get better, the way everyone claims, then happiness should be graphable. But that's crap, because better isn't quantifiable.

We mourn the future because it's easier than admitting that we're miserable in the present.

And I realized that there's a big difference between deciding to leave and knowing where to go.

Life is the tragedy,' she said bitterly. 'You know how they categorize Shakespeare's plays, right? If it ends with a wedding, it's a comedy. And if it ends with a funeral, it's a tragedy. So we're all living tragedies, because we all end the same way, and it isn't with a goddamn wedding.

But second chances aren't forever Even miracles have an expiration date.

Fine! You guys can all be beautiful snowflakes! I'm gonna go over here and be an awkward snowflake!