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I think Junior is certainly a science fiction premise as is Twins, as is Dave, beyond Ghostbusters. -- Ivan Reitman
It is tough to say what has influenced me the most because I know that Mozart makes me think better, but you cannot beat Dave Matthews for feeling good! -- Mackenzie Astin
It's a very complex scenario, and certainly Dave was, and is, not the only person in Pearl Jam with personality flaws. Everybody in this band exhibits some form of neurotic behavior. And we couldn't find a balance, a mutual respect for each other. -- Stone Gossard
I was a big Dave Winfield guy growing up. -- Willie Geist
Dave played an important part in our growing, but change occurs. -- Stone Gossard
At the moment I really love listening to the Dave Matthews Band. -- Nancy McKeon
Phish and Dave Matthews really know their audiences and really treat them well. -- Jimmy Buffett
But as far as being popular, yeah, I think Dave Barry is really funny. -- Jonathan Franzen
I love everything from country to alternative to Blink-182 and 90s music to Dave Matthews. -- Spencer Boldman
I am a still friend with Dave Crosby, he's a weird duck but I like him a lot. -- Peter Tork
Dave thought he was bigger than Van Halen the band. So there was this catfight going on for 10 years. -- Gary Cherone
I watched my mother waste her life on housework and swore I'd never do that. Dave does the cooking. -- Siobhan Fahey
It's only the losers named 'Dave' that think having an unusual name is bad, and who cares what they think? They're named 'Dave.' -- Penn Jillette
I'm in a mood, Dave. A bad mood, a very bad mood! I was fired from my ice cream truck job today! No more Fudgicles! -- Adam Sandler
At the end of the day, I want to be part of the same conversation as Chris Rock, Eddie Murphy, Dave Chappelle, Bill Cosby and Richard Pryor. -- Kevin Hart
I love funny people. I met and became friends with some of the funniest people ever. Gilda Radner, bless her soul; Martin Short; Dave Thomas; Eugene Levy. -- Paul Shaffer
Dave Rudabaugh is an ignorant scoundrel! I disapprove of his very existence. I considered ending it myself on several occasions but self-control got the better of me. -- Doc Holliday
When I was growing up and listening to bands like the Dave Clark Five, the groove was what initially got me going. I really like that funky, heavy groove. -- Eddie Van Halen
Dave Mackay was the kind of footballer that legends are built around. He was simply the greatest - tough as teak on the pitch and a real gentleman off it. -- Alex Salmond
Only one of us would usually sing lead. Which most of the time was, Mickey or Dave. They thought it was perfectly a natural routine, because Mickey and Dave saw themselves as TV actors. -- Peter Tork
The great 'New York Times' columnist Dave Anderson famously slept one year in a child's race-car bed. There he was, Pulitzer Prize and all, snoring as his feet dangled over the rear tires of Lightning McQueen. -- Willie Geist
You don't have to be Dave Halberstam to see that the American role in both conflicts [the Iraq war and the Vietnam conflict] is characterized by arrogance, ignorance and self-delusion at the highest levels of government. -- Jonathan Yardley
Humans have voids, and you need things to fill voids... I didn't have a dad to fill that male model void, so when I heard Eminem or freaking seen Dave Chapelle, that's what I gravitated to. -- Tyler, The Creator
Kurt Cobain and Courtney Love talked trash about the fact that I hooped. I once stopped to say 'Hi' before a show, and as I walked away, Courtney yelled, 'Go play basketball with Dave Grohl!' -- Jeff Ament
Dave Sim said in his latest thing of his, 'when you're on the right track, you'll know it, but until you get there, you have to believe you're on the right track'. Interesting little conundrum. It's not easy. -- Eddie Campbell
Phil Hartman was brilliant, and Dave Foley is a really funny guy. Phil Hartman was actually even funnier offstage than he was onstage because he would say nasty things. Dave Foley's very funny, very witty guy, very quick. -- Joe Rogan
Dave was great in Van Halen. No question about it. He was one of the best at being Mr. Rock Star. But it's sickening to see a guy still trying to be that with a wig on 20 years later. -- Sammy Hagar
As far as my memory being reliable, at the risk of sounding like some sort of gorgeous two-headed monster with the voices of Dave Barry and Erma Bombeck, I do think that women, like elephants, remember everything and love peanuts. -- Julie Klausner
Dave Eggers is a prince among men when it comes to writing deeply felt, socially conscious books that meld reportage with fiction. While A Hologram for the King is fiction...it's a strike against the current state of global economic injustice. -- Elissa Schappell
I coached against Dave the last couple of years, and I was very proud to be the first time a father ever coached against his son. He beat me for 30 minutes the first time and 59 and a half minutes the second time. -- Don Shula
I was fortunate to play for Pete Rose and have teammates like Ken Griffey Sr., Tony Perez and Dave Concepcion. I grew up in the game with a mature attitude. I've always known it was better to be seen and not heard. -- Eric Davis
It's funny to think of Dave Chappelle's show and how popular it was and he was before YouTube. I would imagine 'Chappelle's Show' would be even more giant if there was a chance to put his stuff online and pass it around. -- Paul Scheer
Pat Riley, Dave Checketts and Ernie Grunfeld - they brought the Knicks back to the glory days. It started with Rick Pitino. We took our first step with him, making the playoffs. When Pat came in we just kicked the door open. -- Patrick Ewing
I wish HP nothing but the best. I think HP is an icon. Those of us who had their careers in the Valley think of Dave Packard and Bill Hewlett as role models. We would love to be half as good as they were. -- Larry Ellison
For tech, I like the 'DailySearchCast', 'TWiT' and anything Veronica Belmont does on CNET. I think Perez Hilton is a riot, and the rest of my consumption is by people: Folks like Dave Winer, Fred Wilson, Mark Cuban, Brian Alvey, Jeff Jarvis, Xeni Jardin, etc. -- Jason Calacanis
I can tell you who I'd like to work with as far as rock legends. Definitely Dave Grohl from the Foo Fighters. Of course Linkin Park. Actually, I already worked with Travis Barker on a couple of things. Gotta let the drummer get some. Possibly Paramore, Hayley Williams. -- B.o.B
I try to sign for as many kids as possible. Kids come first, and I'll always sign for a kid before an adult. It's funny, because I was never big into autographs as a kid. The only player who I ever wanted an autograph from was Dave Winfield. -- Derek Jeter
I like 'The Usual Suspects'. Great film. I also like 'Scarface', films like that. Lots of gangster films. I really like watching all kinds of films, dramas, romance. I'll watch comedies. I like Al Pacino, Robert De Niro, Denzel Washington, Chris Rock, Dave Chappelle. I'd like to meet them. -- Barkhad Abdi
I don't really know a lot of famous people. I've met a lot of famous people. If I ran into Tom Hanks today, I would have to remind him who I was and he would then remember me. But he wouldn't come up to me and say, 'Hi Dave!' -- David Zucker
Dave! Relax! Close your buttcheeks! -- Dave Chappelle
Working on the Dave Chappelle show was amazing. -- Bill Burr
I wonder if Dave Bearden still dislikes me. -- Ted Berrigan
The ex-left-hander Dave Roberts will be going for Houston. -- Jerry Coleman
The best decision I ever made was to marry Dave. -- Sheryl Sandberg
I am who I am because of Dave Matthews Band -- John Mayer
I'm not trying to be the next Dave Grohl or Phil Collins. -- Taylor Hawkins
Dave Frank is one of the few people that can REALLY play! -- Lennie Tristano
He (Dave Brower) is an emotionalist in an age of dangerous reason. -- John McPhee
Tommy Smothers is my longest mentor, and Dave Eggers is my youngest. -- Don Novello
Dave couldn't remember the last time a grownup had apologized to him. -- Andrew Clements
Dave Herman as Michael Bolton is one of my favorite performances ever. -- Adam McKay
Dave Rath is recovering. A month ago he had hip pocket replacement surgery. -- Andy Kindler
I'm saying nothing new that Dave Pasquesi is really good at what he does. -- Timothy Simons
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I know Dave [Attel] and we're friendly, and I have nothing but respect for him. -- David Cross
The Dave Clark Five had more appearances on 'The Ed Sullivan Show' than The Beatles. -- Paul Shaffer
Katie commented that Americans had lost the ability to enjoy themselves. "We watch television," Dave said. -- Jack McDevitt
Welcome to the program. My name is Dave Letterman, and tonight I'm giving my two-week notice. -- David Letterman
I love everything from country to alternative to Blink-182 and '90s music to Dave Matthews. -- Spencer Boldman
People keep asking "Jacob or Edward?" when the really important question is "Diamond Dave or Sammy? -- Ysabeau S. Wilce
My favorite guitar players are Chuck Berry and Brian May and Dave Davies from the Kinks. -- Brittany Howard
A lot like Dave Matthews or John Mayer, I kind of stick with the acoustic genre. -- Brandon Jones
Adding kidney beans to his cottage cheese and pineapple was an act of bravery Dave had not intended. -- Theric Jepson
I like Dave Grohl, I guess he's a little newer. It makes you shake, it's uppity and spirited. -- Ted Nugent
We suffered a setback and there were too many trades until Dave Taylor came along and Charlie Simmer. -- Marcel Dionne
I like Daughtry, I like Nickelback, I like Dave Matthews. I like Beyonce - she's a really good entertainer. -- Grace Slick
Boris [ Johnson]and Dave [Cameron] gnawed each other's testicles [during the Tory civil war which blighted the EU referendum]. -- Ken Livingstone
Anyone who was tempted to draw comparisons between my father's 'Dave Robicheaux' series and my first book quickly gave up. -- Alafair Burke
As a kid, I used to go see all the jazz players, Oscar Peterson, Stan Kenton, Dave Brubeck, Dizzy Gillespe. -- Jim Coleman
My teenage years were spent trying to look like Rod Stewart - I ended up looking like Dave Hill from Slade. -- Tony Parsons
With one out in the first, Dave Roberts looks a lot better than the last time he pitched against the Padres! -- Jerry Coleman
Dave Jones got to the final last year and lost in the semi-final this year, so progress has definitely been made -- Paul Lambert
Crackdown had Dave Ball playing on it. Flood worked on our next album, and Adrian Sherwood worked with us on Code. -- Stephen Mallinder
...it was never a good idea to date a foreigner. You can never tell when they're lying.' 'hello. Dave was BRITISH. -- Meg Cabot
Dave Chappelle asked me to come do his show. I read the script, and I said, 'Has he lost his mind?' -- Marla Gibbs
We vote to leave, we get rid of this Prime Minister - dishonest Dave [Cameron] - and we get a better Prime Minister. -- Nigel Farage
Why tell me to be reasonable when you should be telling me to be courageous?" [Arlana to Dave in The Battle for Halcyon] -- Peter Kazmaier
Dave Grohl have said a lot of really nice things about me that I don't know I deserve but it's nice of him regardless. -- Reed Mullin
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I think the world of Dave Griffin. I worked with him in Phoenix, got to know him very well, and consider him a friend. -- Grant Hill
Hegel says that Truth is a great word and the thing is greater still. With Dave we never seemed to get past the word. -- Iris Murdoch
Lots of people call me Dave, my mum calls me David, my wife calls me Dave, I don't really notice what people call me. -- David Cameron
I've got to include things like "I've Got A Crush On You," and put my stamp on it with the (openly gay) saxophonist Dave Koz. -- Kristin Chenoweth
Dave Camp has been very much influenced by, and often guided by, the radicalization of the Republican Party... and too often failed to speak out. -- Sander Levin
I didn't know anything about it, I swear. Nor did Dave Bassett. We were sitting there saying 'What's happening here?'. It is frightening. A nightmare. -- Harry Redknapp
Dave hung up. And unplugged the phone. With a fierce and bitter pain he stared at it, watching how, over and over again, it didn't ring. -- Guy Gavriel Kay
Pretend to be a delinquent?" I asked clarifying. "You can do it," Dave advised me. "Just don't smile, and try to look like you're considering stealing something. -- Sarah Dessen
Farm Aid was started in 1985 by Willie Nelson, Neil Young, John Mellencamp and Dave Matthews as a concert to support small local farms in the U.S. -- Rebecca Pidgeon
Somebody asked me the question not too long ago: 'Dave, do you think the music business has turned corrupt'. I said: 'Absolutely not - it has always been corrupt. -- David Lee Roth
We had not had time to establish ourselves as a double act before Ernie joined the Merchant Navy. I teamed up with the brother of the late Dave Morris. -- Eric Morecambe
Newspaper columnist Dave Barry once wrote that the motto of the wedding industry is, 'Money can't buy you happiness, so you might as well give your money to us. -- Denise Fields
It is tough to say what has influenced me the most because I know that Mozart makes me think better, but you cannot beat Dave Matthews for feeling good!" -- Mackenzie Astin
I would love to interview Dave Grohl. I just think he's an amazing musician, and I grew up listening to Nirvana, so I have so many questions about that. -- Malin Akerman
As you can imagine this is a very emotional moment for me because Dave promised me many times that I was the only woman he would ever cheat on. -- Merrill Markoe
I love Dave Eggers. I hate Dave Eggers. If I could become any other living writer, I would answer faster than anyone else in the room, 'Dave Eggers.' -- James Bernard Frost
What's funny in 'The Mayor of MacDougal Street' is how Dave Van Ronk talks a lot about the time and how exciting it was and how electric it was. -- Oscar Isaac
Mostly I've never let record companies become involved with my music, which was a very smart thing that my first manager Dave Robinson did, to keep them out of it. -- Graham Parker
I stumbled into this format for 'Last Call with Carson Daly' that I really like, inspired by cable and Dave Attell's 'Insomniac.' I love being out on the street. -- Carson Daly
Oh no. I've just accidently paid a visit to the cakeshop of love. I haven't put back my Italian cakey, but I have accidentally picked up a Dave the Tart. -- Louise Rennison
Movies such as 'Mr. Smith Goes to Washington' in 1939 to 'Dave' in 1993 portray Washington leaders as the ultimate Everymen - decent people just like you and me, only thrust onto greatness. -- Ron Fournier
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I think I failed miserably on NewsRadio. I was very nervous because of the caliber of the cast - especially Dave Foley - so I think I did a terrible job. -- Janeane Garofalo
Dave's playing and repertoire evokes memories of the golden era of Modern Jazz, and in addition to being a nice guy he happens to be a bebopper of the finest order. -- Chris Cortez
My first encounter with a Kelly was not on a musical scale. It was from primary school. Dave and I went to primary school together and we were like boy scouts. -- Wayne Wonder
Dave walked closer to me, his dark eyes combing my every move. "Do you always hold your guitar like that?"I dropped my pick. "Do you always shop at Hot Topic~? -- Tara Kelly
I'm wearing out this new Coal Men record. I think it's masterful start-to-finish. Dave Coleman is one of Americana music's great songwriters, and I hope this record gets the attention it deserves. -- Todd Snider
Considering my specialization in architecture, I'm not surprised that the first graphic novel to thoroughly engage, not to say captivate, me is Chip Kidd and Dave Taylor's 'Batman: Death by Design.' -- Martin Filler
Like officer Dave.He's never said much about his life, but I can tell he's scarred. And he knows I'm scarred too. The wounded always recognize the wounded. We can smell each other. -- Sherman Alexie
I regretted making a comment about Dave Eggers. I've never said anything about McSweeneys except that I admire what it is, and I think it's great that they keep people interested in literature. -- James Frey
I'm the rap version of Dave Chappelle. I'm not sayin' I'm nearly as talented as Chappelle when it comes to political and social commentary, but like him, I'm laughing to keep from crying. -- Kanye West
Seriously, don't even get me started on my hot bod. You don't want to see me naked, Dave. Seeing me naked actually took Hazel Grace's breath away,' he said, nodding toward the oxygen tank. -- John Green
We see less of Dave, certainly, and he's kind of fallen out of the sphere of our group, mostly because he's working on his show, and has kind of lost the fun of the party. -- Bruce McCulloch
Or the woman in front of me in the security line who asked if they would put her cat, Dave, through the luggage X-ray machine because she wanted to see if he'd eaten a necklace. -- Jenny Lawson
We used to get on planes, and they'd ask who we were, and we'd say, 'The Dave Brubeck Quartet', and they'd say, 'Who?' In later years they'd say, 'Oh', which amounts to the same thing. -- Paul Desmond
The two favorite episodes of 'Lost' that Adam and I wrote were 'Dave,' which was where Hurley has an imaginary friend, and 'Trisha Tanaka is Dead,' where Hurley finds a van and starts it. -- Edward Kitsis
Dave [Holland] plays the way he wants to play. And it's usually what's needed. You know, Dave is such a deep thinker. You can't tell him too much, else it might spoil his spirit, you know. -- Miles Davis
There's nobody who loves being around actors working more than David Mamet, especially actors bringing his tremendous dialogue to life. I've never seen a movie director who was happier to be directing a movie than Dave. -- Clark Gregg
If I were sitting down with George Steinbrenner (to discuss a salary) and based on what Dave Winfield got for his statistics, I'd have to say, 'George, you and I are about to become partners.' -- Joe DiMaggio
If I could tour with anyone, I'd go with either Maroon 5, or Dave Matthews. No lets go with Sting, he will be my all time favorite...wait no I want to go on tour with the Police. -- Ryan Cabrera
I'm a real genre jumper, but all good music belongs to the same family. I love Dave Sitek, a producer I've been working with a lot since I moved to L.A. He will change the game. -- Erik Hassle

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