Paul Scheer quotes:

Summer movies are all about things blowing up and you going, 'Yeah!'

You're only as good as your body of work.

I'm married, and my wife has set out very limited Xbox limits. But if I had my druthers, I'd be playing all the time and never see any of my friends or do any work.

I love that experience of seeing a bad movie or a movie that you don't even know, and then experiencing it with your friend.

Adult Swim has cornered this really cool market, especially for comedy shows.

Oddly enough, the lack of money makes us a little bit more creative in a sense.

There's no other place that exemplifies a fanatic as much as Chicago. I feel like sports fans have bred out of Chicago.

It's funny to think of Dave Chappelle's show and how popular it was and he was before YouTube. I would imagine 'Chappelle's Show' would be even more giant if there was a chance to put his stuff online and pass it around.

Vincent Forte was kicked out of the UFC because he was too hardcore.

Everything is in New York or L.A. or whatever, but Chicago is more of, like, a real world. It has the art and the music, but it's more centered and grounded.

My background is in improv and writing.

I saw every single movie when I was a kid.

Kiefer Sutherland is a crazy jerk on '24,' but you love him because he gets the job done. And I think that that goes for a lot of action stars, I mean Steven Segal is a jerk, but you want to watch him because, eventually, he's a jerk who can beat up bad people.

FX does a great thing with its comedies where they give them a slow push out there.