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Her sigh felt dragged from the depths of her soul. Great. Working for Bump again. -- Stacia Kane
Bump in my hoopty hoopty hoop. I own that. And I aint payin my rent this month. I owe that. -- Nicki Minaj
This is it for a winner, Dance to this and you're gonna get thinner, Move slide your rump, Just for a minute let's all do the bump, Bump, bump, bump yeah. -- MC Hammer
Now mayhap you quit givin Terrible the fuckin slurpy-eyes an give Bump the listening, yay? Thinkin you can? Gots some fuckin chattering wants doin, needs you fuckin head on straight up. -- Stacia Kane
Now mayhap you quit givin Terrible the fuckin slurpy-eyes an give Bump the listening, yay? Thinkin you can? Gots some fuckin chattering wants doin, needs you fuckin head on straight up." -- Stacia Kane
Mr. Bumpy from Bump in the Night was this funky little guy who lived under the bed and thought eating dust bunnies was a delicacy. He was as cool as he could be, and ate dirty socks. -- Jim Cummings
Self-help books are making life downright unsafe. Women desperate to catch a man practice all the ploys recommended by these authors. Bump into him, trip over him, knock him down, spill something on him, scald him, but meet him. -- Florence King
I've really been writing a lot of country songs. I used to get criticized for doing a 'Bump Grind,' then turning around and doing a gospel song. But the truth is I'm glad I have a gift that allows me to switch lanes. -- R. Kelly
I've really been writing a lot of country songs. I used to get criticized for doing a 'Bump & Grind,' then turning around and doing a gospel song. But the truth is I'm glad I have a gift that allows me to switch lanes. -- R. Kelly
America does to me what I knew it would do: it just bumps me. The people charge at you like trucks coming down on you -- no awareness. But one tries to dodge aside in time. Bump! bump! go the trucks. And that is human contact. -- D. H. Lawrence
Bump! Bump! Bump! Did you ever ride a wump? We have a Wump with just one hump. But, we know a man called Mr. Gump. Mr Gump has a seven hump Wump. So... if you Bump! Bump! Just jump on the hump on the Wump of Gump. -- Dr. Seuss
Know your lines and don't bump into the furniture. -- Spencer Tracy
I love pregnancy and the bump and the whole thing. -- Bethenny Frankel
I guess my thermometer for my baseball fever is still a goose bump. -- Vin Scully
If a bullfrog had wings it wouldn't bump his behind every time he hopped. -- Don King
I have always thought the suicide should bump off at least one swine before taking off for parts unknown. -- Ezra Pound
Around the holidays, or anytime I'm going on vacation, I try to bump up my cardio or lose a pound before leaving. -- Stacy Keibler
Physics investigates the essential nature of the world, and biology describes a local bump. Psychology, human psychology, describes a bump on the bump. -- Willard Van Orman Quine
Living the past is a dull and lonely business; looking back strains the neck muscles, causing you to bump into people not going your way. -- Edna Ferber
What's more unnerving than magnetism, ghosts, and unpurified water? Gadgetmongers who purport to protect us from metaphysical monsters that go bump in the New Age night. -- Chris Hardwick
I live on the water. I live in a neighborhood that's consummately connected to my neighbors. I bump into them every day. I can bike to work. -- Dan Buettner
No man wants to settle down. It happens. Eventually you're going to bump into somebody that makes you go, 'Hmm, I don't mind seeing this person every day.' -- Kevin Hart
My great grandparents are Scottish, and I have this very tenuous connection which I try and bump up whenever I can, because I'd much rather be Scottish than English. -- Rupert Friend
You always bump into politics in life, and as a man, I'm party to a number of environmental issues that concern me first and foremost, as a man, as a father. -- Pierce Brosnan
Metaphorically speaking, it's easy to bump into one another on the journey from A to B and not even notice. People should take time to notice, enjoy and help each other. -- Benedict Cumberbatch
When kids hit one year old, it's like hanging out with a miniature drunk. You have to hold onto them. They bump into things. They laugh and cry. They urinate. They vomit. -- Johnny Depp
A group of politicians deciding to dump a President because his morals are bad is like the Mafia getting together to bump off the Godfather for not going to church on Sunday. -- Russell Baker
Successful entrepreneurs find the balance between listening to their inner voice and staying persistent in driving for success - because sometimes success is waiting right across from the transitional bump that's disguised as failure. -- Naveen Jain
Nashville is wicked. It's like a proper music community, but it's also quintessentially American. You bump into people there with cowboy hats that spit in jars and call you 'boy.' I just love that. -- Ed Sheeran
My grandmother's house was just a place of comfort. I mean, I remember going in there, and the kitchen always had pots cooking with the lids were always bump, bump, bump, bump, bubbling, you know? -- Kay Robertson
To learn to do backflips and front flips, you had to fall and bump your head a couple times. I've been doing them since I was a little one, though. Just something I've enjoyed doing, just flip. -- Marshawn Lynch
The business that people do in LA on the social level is amazing. You go to a restaurant, bump into this guy or that guy. The next day you get a call, and they want you in their movie. -- Kevin Bacon
Democracy does not require perfect equality, but it does require that citizens share a common life. What matters is that people of different backgrounds and social positions encounter one another, and bump up against one another, in the course of ordinary life. -- Michael Sandel
It's sad when you see most of your friends in the business gone, like Tommy Cooper, Frankie Howard, Eric Morecambe, Roy Castle, Les Dawson. They were very dear to me. You no longer have the chance to bump into them at a celebrity do. -- Bruce Forsyth
No, I always felt that amongst my core fans- because there was a level of popularity that I had in the mid '80s that was sort of a bump on the scale- they fundamentally understood the values that are at work in my work. -- Bruce Springsteen
I'm really such a bumbler! Writing fiction is like arranging furniture in a dark room. I can't see what I'm doing. I grope for the right words. I bump against the wrong words and stumble and stub my toe and curse and keep trying to guess what belongs in the space. -- Joanna Scott
It hurt to even bump into him. -- Joe Louis
There's at least one fist bump every interview. -- M. Ward
At every crossroad, be prepared to bump into wonder. -- James Broughton
Walter Mondale has all the charisma of a speed bump. -- Will Durst
Ill just say whats in my heart: Ba-bump, ba-bump, ba-bump. -- Mel Brooks
I'm in crisis. I'm about to bump with a five-foot chino-chicano. -- Megan McCafferty
I ain't going to bump no more with no big fat woman. -- Joe Tex
Everyone has a different bump card and when it's up, it's up. -- Jim Ross
People don't just bump into each other and have sex. This isn't Cinemax. -- Jerry Seinfeld
Beauty's where you find it; not just where you bump and grind it. -- Madonna Ciccone
Sculpture is what you bump into when you back up to see a painting. -- Barnett Newman
I speak in a loud, clear voice and try not to bump into the furniture. -- Alfred Lunt
If I don't get the goose-bump factor when I'm reading it than I can't do it. -- Russell Crowe
Tragedy is when someone ends up dead.Everything else is just a bump in the road. -- Gabrielle Zevin
I am confident and not trying to hide my bump. I actually want to accentuate it. -- Kim Kardashian
Where is the Marco Rubio bump everyone was promised? And it doesn`t look very good. -- Chris Hayes
Stuck in speed bump city/Where the only thing that's pretty/Is the thought of getting out, -- Jake Bugg
If you never bump into the devil, itâ??s because youâ??re going in the same direction. -- Andrew Wommack
Everton are a bigger club than Liverpool. Everywhere you go on Merseyside you bump into Everton supporters. -- Graeme Souness
If you feel a bump on page one hundred, it may be you went off on page fifty. -- E. L. Doctorow
I just learned my lyrics and tried not to bump into the trumpet player. That was my philosophy. -- Jo Stafford
The truly beautiful are often abused for apparent ugliness just as those with great vision often bump into things. -- Simon Munnery
I am best described as just a guy with a very large bump of curiosity and a gambling instinct. -- Clarence Birdseye
When I joined Small Faces, we occasionally would bump into The Who. And Keith Moon and I became firm pals. -- Ian McLagan
The secret of my success? I speak in a loud clear voice and try not to bump into the furniture. -- Alfred Lunt
I am a proud participant of the Spencer Tracy School of Acting: Know your lines, don't bump into the furniture. -- Danny Bonaduce
When you bump into your own mom at an orgy, it's hard not to get her to read into certain things. -- Russell Brand
...but I preferred reading the American landscape as we went along. Every bump, rise, and stretch in it mystified my longing. -- Jack Kerouac
If you want to be an actor, my advice is to learn your lines and don't bump into the other actors. -- Cary Grant
A lot of people are looking for their soul mates. Along the way, it's nice to bump into some genital pals. -- Dana Gould
In New York, you can bump into someone on the street and go to a thing, go get coffee real quick. -- Justin Theroux
I've always been more afraid of being left alone or left out than of things that go bump in the night. -- Nelson Gidding
With this book, I truly hope to reach everyone that I don't bump into on the street and share my story. -- Teri Hatcher
What is it about a baby bump that makes people feel it's okay to say things like, 'God! You are big! -- Megyn Kelly
With marriage, you've just got to stick it out. You can't jump off the boat at the first bump in the waves. -- Ozzy Osbourne
Government should be a floor upon which the good of the people flourishes, not a ceiling upon which people bump their heads! -- Todd Stocker
Until I'm over the hill and over the hump; I'm gonna let my music bump and give the people what they want. -- Aceyalone
What is it about a baby bump that makes people feel it's okay to say things like, 'God! You are big!' -- Megyn Kelly
I'm sorry but I've been on my own a long time. I don't know what to talk when I bump into other people. -- Lesley Howarth
If possible, try to find a way to come downstairs that doesn't involve going bump, bump, bump, on the back of your head. -- A. A. Milne
Hump it, bump it, whack it! It might be a recipe for a good sex life but it won't win the World Cup. -- Ken Bates
I remember as a kid being scared of the things that go bump in the night, but I was way more scared of adults. -- Alex Hirsch
George: "I can't see anyone trying to bump off a quidditch team." Fred: "Wood might've done the Slytherins if he could've got away with it. -- J. K. Rowling
When one begins to really feel into the spiritual dimension of their beings, they bump into love. They bump into compassion. They bump into beauty. -- Michael Beckwith
I like writing about the issues we all bump up against as we get older, but I try to present them in a fun way. -- Lisi Harrison
It was [Kanye West] who spoke, and then we met and recorded some songs. After, you know what it is: we all bump like crazy. -- Young Thug
When I was 12, I snapped my arm in two. My wrist still has a funny bump because they didn't join it back together so great. -- Jessica De Gouw
You ask my advice about acting? Speak clearly, don't bump into the furniture and if you must have motivation, think of your pay packet on Friday. -- Noel Coward
Tragedy is when someone ends up dead. Everything else is just a bump in the road. For the record, that was something Daddy used to say. -- Gabrielle Zevin
It's not everyday that I am pitted against a woman with a proclivity for guns and things that go bump in the night- Noel in Dreamwalker -- Andrea Heltsley
The only reason Jake 'The Snake' Roberts doesn't drink and drive anymore is because he is afraid he might hit a bump and spill his drink. -- Jerry Lawler
Women's golf definitely hit a bump in the road. We lost some tournaments due to a combination of things led by the downturn in the economy. -- Hollis Stacy
I'm here to tell you I do [have a baby bump]. I am not pregnant, but I have had three kids and there is a bump. -- Jennifer Garner
We all have to have our north star that we fix on and go to, but life is so much about the things that bump into you. -- Kevin Costner
I'm not big on awareness about what's going on online but usually if you do too much online stuff then you usually bump into something that hurts. -- Alice Eve
I have reached a state in life where I can buy a whole house full of chairs and can bump into them until they are black and blue. -- Mercedes McCambridge
I have reached a state in life where I can buy a whole house full of chairs and can bump into them until they are black and blue -- Mercedes McCambridge
You can't stop me in bump. And you definitely can't stop me playing off. You just try to contain me and stop me from getting a lot of catches. -- Randy Moss
Information and images bump against each other every day in massive quantities, and the resonance of this interfacing is like the babble of a village or tavern gossip session. -- Marshall McLuhan
But I am dead certain--ba-dump-bump-ching--that I'm the first guy to lead an army of spirits in an assault from the spirit-world side...and had them start off screaming, "BOO! -- Jim Butcher
Be careful out there. There are things that go bump in the night. Actually, there are things that go 'Give me your wallet or I'll kill you' in the night. -- John Larroquette
In a city where you walk around, it's impossible to plan your day and your life as accidents will happen, you'll overhear things, bump into people, and take unexpected turns -- Jason Schwartzman
In a city where you walk around, it's impossible to plan your day and your life as accidents will happen, you'll overhear things, bump into people, and take unexpected turns. -- Jason Schwartzman
Suddenly, it's all too much. Bryn and the bump watch. Vanessa with my high school yearbook. The idea that nothing's sacred. Everything's fodder. That my life belongs to anyone but me. -- Gayle Forman
The perfect life is the combination of great moments and bad ones, and under that point of view, my life is fantastic, because Iâ??ve certainly hit more than one bump, -- Alex Zanardi
If everything was super easy and I didn't have to face the odd bump in the road or difficult time then I guess my 'resilience muscles' wouldn't be in such good shape. -- Jan Hellriegel
I realised that today we are very much interested in reading about subjects that would have also interested people in the 1500s: ghosts, demons and things that go bump in the night. -- Deborah Harkness
For the record, I would like to point out that it is NOT being obsessive to memorize a boy's schedule so that you can accidentally bump into him. It is called being efficient. -- Jess Rothenberg
We've never managed, either one of us, to get all the way into life. We're hanging on to the outside for all we're worth, convinced we're going to fall off at the next bump. -- Paul Bowles
Whenever we see something that we want to create, the first thing we bump into is these beliefs (reasons) that have shaped our experience thus far. And so the battle ensues. Possibilities vs. Limitations. -- Harold Homer Anderson
I grew up in the African bush in Malawi, Tanzania and Uganda, which is my thing. I love the smell of the dust as you bump along in a Land-Rover. I go back there often. -- Giles Foden
Oh, all southern women say they're sorry. You could do almost anything, bump into some one, don't spread the jam right, you're always sorry. I've had people tell me to stop saying it so much! -- Andie MacDowell
The kind of people that love 'The Rocketeer' are the kind of people that love good storytelling and innocence and a better world, so to speak, so they're almost always nice people to bump into. -- Billy Campbell
In the Marvel world, some characters have similar powers. Initially some people might bump up against it, but if they really looked into the X-Men world they would see that characters do share similar powers. -- Lauren Shuler Donner

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