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  • I never broke up with my girlfriends, they broke up with me. -- Manny Pacquiao
  • The Beatles said 'all you need is love,' then they broke up. -- Larry Norman
  • I was in a band called the valentines and they broke up last week. -- Bon Scott
  • My boyfriend and I broke up. He wanted to get married and I didn't want him to. -- Rita Rudner
  • And I know it's over, but it's the same way I felt when you broke up with me. -- Kiera Cass
  • Somebody asked my friend Bob Seger, Why do you think the Eagles broke up? He said, Hotel California. -- Glenn Frey
  • My mother-in-law broke up my marriage. My wife came home from work one day and found me in bed with her. -- Lenny Bruce
  • There were songs I would write about breaking up with somebody before I broke up with them, months and months before I broke up with them. -- Fiona Apple
  • I gasped and pointed the way. I gave you an adventure, Ed, right in front of you but you never saw it until I showed you, and that's why we broke up. -- Daniel Handler
  • When Patti Fox broke up with me, I typed her name over a thousand times on my manual Olivetti until the entire page was beaten into a stiff sheet of black ink. -- Jack Gantos
  • After Sleater-Kinney broke up in 2006 I had very little desire to play music. It took well over three years before picking up a guitar meant anything to me other than an exercise. -- Carrie Brownstein
  • The single factor most responsible for the disruption of the family is the automobile. Its full effect cannot be assessed. Modern life, as we know, would be impossible without the ubiquitous motorcar. It broke up the old family and community. -- Alexander Lowen
  • I've been really very fortunate with the men I've been involved with. They've always really treated me very, very wonderfully. And whenever anything broke up, I was always the one to leave. So I think I've been really very, very lucky. -- Gloria Vanderbilt
  • I was really into music. I started playing guitar also when I was nine. I wanted to be in the Beatles, even though John Lennon died the year I got a guitar and the Beatles broke up before I was born. -- Tig Notaro
  • Now at last the slowly gathered, long-pent-up fury of the storm broke upon us. Four or five millions of men met each other in the first shock of the most merciless of all the wars of which record has been kept. -- Winston Churchill
  • The craziest thing I've done getting over love is skydiving. I had a really upsetting breakup. When I broke up with my boyfriend I needed to like do something different and so I actually went skydiving to turn over a new page. -- Shay Mitchell
  • When Julia and I broke up and I was really scared to go into a market or anywhere because I thought, Oh God, everyone must hate me. And that wasn't the case. People said, I'm sorry this happened, man. Are you alright? -- Kiefer Sutherland
  • When ABBA broke up, I assumed our music would fall into oblivion so in the early 90's with BJRN AGAIN becoming popular and when U2 invited Benny and I on stage to sing Dancing Queen, I just assumed we were being sent up. But now I see they were paying tribute to us -- Bjorn Ulvaeus
  • I've always heard that you'll know, but I never understood it. With Peter, we even broke up after we dated for a year, for two or three months, but I still knew. I knew there was something different about this union. Even through the hard times, it was like "How are we going to get through this? -- Mariska Hargitay
  • I first came to London as a musician, and when my group broke up, I did 'Guys and Dolls' at the Watford Palace theatre. After that, Ned Sherrin found me and brought me to the West End to do one of his shows. The work went from strength to strength, so I thought: 'This is where the world wants me; I'll stay. -- Clarke Peters
  • I definitely shut down sometimes. I always just go into my own little cocoon and write, and I surround myself with as much music as possible. The last girlfriend I had, when we broke up, I remember being in a room for days on days on days with my music cranked up, playing songs like Kanye's '808's & Heartbreak.' That playlist just was long! -- Tristan Wilds
  • When I was 17, I broke up with my future wife. -- Kris Allen
  • The Cubists used the figure, but they broke it up.. -- Mark Tobey
  • I was supposed to write a romantic comedy, but my characters broke up. -- Ann Brashares
  • I once broke up with a boy because he wrote me an awful poem. -- Karen Joy Fowler
  • Doctors put a wall up between themselves and their patients; nurses broke it down. -- Jodi Picoult
  • I just broke up with my girlfriend because I caught her lying. Under another man. -- Doug Benson
  • When I broke in, in 1957, it was wide open. Now you're up against strong competition. -- Larry King
  • My marriage is on the rocks again, yeah, my wife just broke up with her boyfriend. -- Rodney Dangerfield
  • One of the reasons my ex-husband and I broke up is that he stopped eating my food. -- Jill Scott
  • I just broke up with my boyfriend, and I've been spending more time alone than I'd like. -- Lucinda Williams
  • When I was boxing I made five million and wound up broke, owing the government a million. -- Joe Louis
  • Like most bands we're a family, family before band. If we broke up tomorrow, we'd still be friends. -- The Rev
  • Sighing restlessly, the boundless sea broke huge rollers into white cream which hissed hungrily up to the tideline. -- Brian Jacques
  • We cannot continue to get caught up in having material abundance and yet be fundamentally and spiritually broke. -- T.I.
  • There were many reasons we broke up. There was a religious difference: I'm a Catholic, and she's the devil. -- Adam Ferrara
  • We broke up in eighth grade when Tara-Mae Forrester offered to let me touch her boobs. And I did. -- Emma Chase
  • We loved Andy, so we wanted to keep him. He was in both bands, but Nerve Agents broke up. -- Brody Armstrong
  • When I moved to L.A., I was penniless, absolutely beyond broke and in debt up to my eyeballs. -- Ryan Tedder
  • I think that nonexistent mythological creature just broke some of your toes," Jack said. Oh, shut up," said Charles -- James A. Owen
  • I would roll up pennies to take the subway to work in Times Square. I was broke, but I was happy. -- Jennifer Garner
  • I wish my life could be like that, knotted up so that even if something broke, the whole thing wouldn't come apart. -- Janet Fitch
  • I met a girl, we ate, we drank, had sex, got married, had affairs, broke up - God, what a night that was! -- Richard Jeni
  • Just broke up with somebody. Well, it wasn't really a break up, it was a booty call I might have took too serious. -- J. B. Smoove
  • It's always so hard when people assume someone cheated or broke up a marriage, when the truth may actually be much more complicated. -- Christian Borle
  • There's a natural law of karma that vindictive people, who go out of their way to hurt others, will end up broke and alone. -- Sylvester Stallone
  • Resolution Trust Company was set up to liquidate a bunch of assets that the government had inherited because the savings and loans went broke. -- Warren Buffett
  • Human beings will line up for miles to buy a bucket of catastrophes, but don't try selling sunshine and light - you'll go broke. -- Chuck Jones
  • I was thinkin if I cheated on my fears, broke up with my doubts, got engaged to my faith. I can marry my dreams. -- Beyonce Knowles
  • My father always told me to wisen up, son. Cause if you hung with nine broke friends, you're bound to be the tenth one. -- PMD
  • I'm not even going to be able to remember the boy who broke up with me over the phone in 25 seconds when I was 18. -- Taylor Swift
  • Undeveloped, the whole thing,tossed into a box before we really had a chance to know what we had, and that's why we broke up. -- Daniel Handler
  • When Phish broke up, I made some comment about how I'm not gonna go around playing 'You Enjoy Myself' for the rest of my life. -- Trey Anastasio
  • Being broke didn't seem so awful as it had yesterday, being broke but being at peace with the world.(Don't Wait Up For Me Tonight) -- Cornell Woolrich
  • We never broke up. As long as I'm living and as long as Chuck D is living, Public Enemy is always going to be alive. -- Flavor Flav
  • They broke it to me gently. The manager came up to me before a game and told me they didn't allow visitors in the clubhouse. -- Bob Uecker
  • If you want to really know what your friends and family think of you die broke, and then see who shows up for the funeral. -- Gregory Nunn
  • Literally, I kissed a girl, and, like, a week later, she broke up with me. I was like, 'Oh my God, was it that bad?!' -- Ryan Guzman
  • Here's the thing. Math and I broke up two years ago, and now whenever we get together it's just weird and awkward for both of us. -- Sariah Wilson
  • Gods forbid if she ever broke up with him. She'd never be able to visit the sea again without remembering her broken heart. Annabeth about Percy -- Rick Riordan
  • You know I want to be a director, but you could never truly see the movies in my head and that, Ed, is why we broke up. -- Daniel Handler
  • We've all heard stories of lottery winners, rock stars, heirs and heiresses, and professional athletes becoming millionaire morons who wake up rich but are broke by nightfall. -- Robert Kiyosaki
  • This is an age of scientific wonders. You miss somebody so you pick up the phone to say hello. Three minutes for sixty-five cents. Nobody goes broke. -- Mordecai Richler
  • The band broke up because I couldn't bear Rotten anymore because he was an embarrassment with his silly hats and his, like, shabby, dirty, nasty looking appearance. -- Sid Vicious
  • So why aren't you living with your sister?" "She wanted to meet new people," Cath said. "You make it sound like she broke up with you. -- Rainbow Rowell
  • the next morning, fang and i broke up. now let me get this strait, i broke up with him. a split second after he broke up with me. -- James Patterson
  • ...that's not why we broke up. I love it, I miss it, I hate to give it back to you, this complicated thing, it's why we stayed together -- Daniel Handler
  • Most people found out about Slint in the mid or late 90s, but we were an '80s band. We started in 1986 and broke up at the end of 1990. -- David Pajo
  • We found a water pipe, tied the flag to it and put it up. Then all hell broke loose below. Troops cheered, ships blew whistles, some men openly wept. -- Charles Lindbergh
  • When I got married, I could not have chosen a more gorgeous, loving, or perfect woman to crush than the one I broke up with to be with my wife. -- Jarod Kintz
  • I just broke up with my boyfriend, so I'm officially single. But one thing I find unbelievably annoying is all these guys in my life who want to save me. -- Olivia Munn
  • I was going with someone for a few years, but we broke up. It was one of those things. He wanted to get married, and I didn't want him to. -- Rita Rudner
  • After they broke up, Renaldo's ex girlfriend said to never again date an older woman. And he wisely listened to her, because his mother only had his best interest in mind. -- Jarod Kintz
  • Found a dead body when I was 12, saved the Enterprise a few times, Ran the Axis of Anarchy, broke up Penny and Leonard. Currently running the non-lethal weapons lab at Global Dynamics. -- Wil Wheaton
  • I couldn't put my finger on one reason why we broke up. It was time, and we were spreading out. They were spreading out more than I was. I would've stayed with the band. -- Ringo Starr
  • I decided I was going to be in love. I was going to give it everything I had. It was like heaven on that ranch. I don't know why we broke up. We never fought. -- Carrie Snodgress
  • I, um, I have this problem. I broke up with my boyfriend, you see. And I'm pretty upset about it, so I wanted to talk to my best friend. [...] The thing is, they're both you. -- Jodi Picoult
  • I am totally, absolutely romantic. When I broke up with a girl I would listen to the most heart-breaking music and make it worse. That's what girls do. I think I am a girl really. -- Billy Connolly
  • E.T.' and 'Extra,' they are too salacious. They go, Oooh, Katie Couric just broke up with X. 'Access Hollywood' is really good entertainment news. It's not dirty, and we don't get cheap. -- Billy Bush
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