Emma Chase quotes:

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  • Anyway. Give me your ten.""I've had sex with more than ten women in one week."Cancun. Spring Break 2004. Mexico is awesome."Uck. Is that supposed to impress me?"

  • Uncle Drew?""Yes?""Is you gonna die alone?"i smirk"I don't plan on dying for a long time, honey""Momma says you're gonna die alone. She tol' Daddy that you gonna die and it be days till a Cleanin' lady find your rottin' corpse."lovely. Thank you, Alexandra"Wha's a corpse, uncle Drew?"Wow.

  • Delores is a gorgeous name, for a gorgeous girl. Plus, it rhymes with clitoris...and I really know my way around them. Big fan.

  • For God's sake, don't let her watch Cinderella. What kind of example is that? A mindless twit who can't even remember where she left her damn shoe, so she has to wait for some douchebag in tights to bring it to her? Give me a frigging break!"

  • For God's sake, don't let her watch Cinderella. What kind of example is that? A mindless twit who can't even remember where she left her damn shoe, so she has to wait for some douchebag in tights to bring it to her? Give me a frigging break!

  • You have the maturity of a 14-year-old boy! Kennedy hisses."And you have the chest of one.

  • We broke up in eighth grade when Tara-Mae Forrester offered to let me touch her boobs. And I did.

  • Forget I ever referred to my mother and screwing in the same sentence. That's just .... wrong. On so many levels.

  • In third grade I thought I loved her - by sixth grade, I was sure of it

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