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Tonya Quotes:

  • [sleeping in a bathtub in an overcrowned bathroom]

    Tonya: Babs, will you please stop grabbing my ass?

    Babs Cohen: Sorry, I thought that was mine.

  • Mr. Potter: [to class] The only safe sex is *no* sex. Unless you stay busy, get some hobbies, and practice abstinence, you could end up asking, "Was the momentary thrill really worth it?" What are some healthy alternatives? Tonya?

    Tonya: You could have a pizza party!

    Mr. Potter: Right on. Who doesn't love pizza? Anyone else?

    Danielle: [Puts up hand] What are your thoughts on the pull-out method?

  • Terry Twillstein: Tally Ho all. Is this perchance Tas-Tee Liquors?

    Tonya: I don't know, faggot.

  • Tonya: [Duncan hands her the chicken] What's her name?

    Duncan Mudge: ...chicken.

  • Tonya: Yuri, there's an extraordinary girl at this party.

    Zhivago: I know. I'm dancing with her.

  • Tonya: You set them free when you turn off the lights.

  • Kate: There's no gnome.

    Tonya: Yes there is. His name is Gerald. He's a forest gnome but his passion is in wiring.

    Kate: Holy crap.

  • Tonya: My wings aren't working.

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