Tex Panthollow Quotes in Charade (1963)

Tex Panthollow: She batted them pretty little eyes at you, and you fell for it like an egg from a tall chicken!

Leopold Gideon: Well, you know I'd tell you if I had it.

Tex Panthollow: Oh *naturally*, just like I'd tell you if I had it.

Leopold Gideon: *Naturally*. And that goes for Herman too.

Tex Panthollow, Leopold Gideon: *Naturally*.

Jean-Louis Gaudet: Are you a real cowboy?

Tex Panthollow: Sure am, kid.

Jean-Louis Gaudet: So where's your gun?

[Tex takes out his gun and twirls it]

Leopold Gideon: Will you put that thing away!

Tex Panthollow: Oh, poor old Herman. It seems like him and good luck always was strangers. Well, maybe now he'll meet up with his other hand some place.

Tex Panthollow: Come on. My mama didn't raise no stupid children.