Peter Joshua Quotes in Charade (1963)

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Peter Joshua Quotes:

  • Reggie Lampert: You're blocking my view.

    Peter Joshua: Ohh... which view would you prefer?

    Reggie Lampert: The one you're blocking.

  • Reggie Lampert: Well, wasn't it Shakespeare that said, "When strangers do meet in far off lands, they should e'er long see each other again"?

    Peter Joshua: Shakespeare never said that!

    Reggie Lampert: How do you know?

    Peter Joshua: It's terrible. You just made it up.

    Reggie Lampert: Well, it sounds right...

  • Peter Joshua: [opening the phone booth to see Regina]

    [Regina screams]

    Peter Joshua: What are you doing in here?

    Reggie Lampert: I'm having a nervous breakdown.

  • Peter Joshua: Do we know each other?

    Reggie Lampert: Why, do you think we're going to?

    Peter Joshua: How would I know?

    Reggie Lampert: Because I already know an awful lot of people, so until one of them dies I couldn't possibly meet anyone else.

    Peter Joshua: Well, if anyone goes on the critical list, let me know.

  • Reggie Lampert: Do you know what's wrong with you?

    Peter Joshua: No, what?

    Reggie Lampert: Nothing!

  • Peter Joshua: Why do you think Tex did it?

    Reggie Lampert: Because I really suspect Gideon and it's always the person you don't suspect.

    Peter Joshua: Do women find it feminine to be so illogical, or can't they help it?

  • Reggie Lampert: I'm in the book.

    Peter Joshua: Are you?

    Reggie Lampert: Charles is.

    Peter Joshua: Is there only one Charles Lampert?

    Reggie Lampert: Lord I hope so!

  • Peter Joshua: Well, here we are.

    Reggie Lampert: Where?

    Peter Joshua: On the street where you live.

  • Peter Joshua: How about making me vice president in charge of cheering you up?

  • Reggie Lampert: Here it comes, the fatherly talk. You forget I'm already a widow.

    Peter Joshua: Well, so was Juliet, at fifteen.

    Reggie Lampert: I'm not fifteen.

    Peter Joshua: Well, that's your trouble. You're too old for me.

  • Reggie Lampert: [explaining a puppet show] The man and woman are married.

    Peter Joshua: I can see that. They're batting each other over the head.

  • Peter Joshua: How would you like a spanking?

    Reggie Lampert: How would you like a punch in the nose? Stop treating me like a child.

  • Reggie Lampert: Is there a Mrs. Joshua?

    Peter Joshua: Yes, but we are divorced.

    Reggie Lampert: Oh, that wasn't a proposal. I'm just curious.

  • Peter Joshua: Is there a Mr. Lampert?

    Reggie Lampert: Yes.

    Peter Joshua: Good for you.

    Reggie Lampert: No it isn't, I'm getting a divorce.

    Peter Joshua: Please! Not on my account.

  • Reggie Lampert: Why do people have to tell lies?

    Peter Joshua: Usually it's because they want something. They are afraid the truth won't get it for them.

  • Reggie Lampert: You know, I can't help feeling sorry for Scobie. Wouldn't it be nice if we were like that?

    Peter Joshua: What, like Scobie?

    Reggie Lampert: No, Gene Kelly.

  • Reggie Lampert: Any minute now we could be assassinated. Would you do anything like that?

    Peter Joshua: What, assassinate someone?

    Reggie Lampert: No, swing down from there on a rope to save the woman you love. Like the Hunchback of Notre Dame.

    Peter Joshua: [turns and sees Notre Dame] What? Who put that there?

  • Reggie Lampert: Which one are you?

    Peter Joshua: A truthful white-foot.

    Reggie Lampert: Come in. Sit down.

    Peter Joshua: Why, do you want to look at my feet?

    Reggie Lampert: Yes.

    [sits on his lap]

  • Reggie Lampert: Do you understand French?

    Peter Joshua: Not a word. I'm still having trouble with English.

  • Reggie Lampert: Could I have one of those?

    Peter Joshua: One of what?

    Reggie Lampert: I think Tex did it.

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