Mr. Britt Quotes in Safety Not Guaranteed (2012)

Mr. Britt: You're sad. I don't know how to describe it. It's like there's a cloud following you. You're antisocial, and you're a virgin.

Darius: What?

Mr. Britt: I don't ever see you with any guys. I don't remember the last time you brought a guy home.

Darius: Yeah, well, how do you know I'm not on Craigslist, having casual encounters? Or when I was away at the dorms? You weren't there.

Mr. Britt: I've talked to Amy.

Darius: Why are you talking to my college roommate?

Mr. Britt: We're Facebook friends.

Darius: Oh, my God. How do I eject?