Brian Crookshank Quotes in Charade (1963)

Reggie Lampert: Not until you proof to me that you're really Brian Crookshank.

Brian Crookshank: All right, one day next week I'll put it on a marriage license. How about that...?

Reggie Lampert: [interrupting] Quit stalling. I want some identification, now!

Brian Crookshank: I wouldn't lie on a license. I could go to jail...

Reggie Lampert: [interrupting] You can't prove it to me, can you? You're still trying to - Marriage license! Did you say marriage license?

Brian Crookshank: Now don't change the subject, just give me the stamps.

Reggie Lampert: Oh! Oh, I love you Adam, Alex, Peter, Brian, whatever your name is. Oh, I love you. I hope we have a lot of boys and we can name them all after you.

Brian Crookshank: Before we start that, may I have the stamps?

Reggie Lampert: Brian Crookshank. Serves me right if I get stuck with that one.

Brian Crookshank: Well, who asked you to get stuck with any of them?

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Brian Crookshank: Before we start that, can I have the stamps?