Sonia Quotes in The Last Witch Hunter (2015)

Kaulder: My name is Kaulder.

Sonia: [shakes his hand] I need you to get back to your seat, Kaulder.

Kaulder: I love to hear about growing up in Sefrou.

Sonia: How'd you know? Haven't had an accent in years.

Kaulder: I've met a lot of people in my life. You'd be amazed what you pick up.

Secundus: Are you a birthing member of the human race?

Sonia: Huh?

Secundus: I need your body!

Principal Latimer: He's getting special attention all right Mrs. Murray. His presence is causing a problem with the students. Frankly, Tommy scares the piss out of them. And they act out. They push him. They call him names. They tease him. Constantly.

Sonia: Why don't you just tell them to stop teasing him, to stop pushing him, to stop calling him all kinds of names. Have you ever thought of just telling them to stop it?

Principal Latimer: [long pause] No. No I haven't. Um, I'm - I'll try that. I'll just speak to the kids. I'll just - I'll just tell them directly. That's a good suggestion. I'm going to try that.

Sonia: Story of my life, the men I'm interested in aren't the ones interested in me.

Insp. Jacques Clouseau: You are under arrest!

Sonia: Let me go, or I will destroy it.

[Sonia takes what she believes to be the Pink Panther from her purse, and draws a gun]

Dreyfus: Let her go.

Insp. Jacques Clouseau: Let her do it.

Dreyfus: [shocked] Are you insane?

Insp. Jacques Clouseau: [Sonia tosses what appears to be the Pink Panther into the air, shooting it into millions of fragments; she attempts to run into a hallway, only for Ponton to hit her face with a metal serving tray] Good work, Ponton.

Ponton: Thank you.

Dreyfus: You moron! You twerp! You sad excuse for a human being! You have just destroyed the sacred symbol of France!

Insp. Jacques Clouseau: Ponton, did you bring what I asked for? Boys...

[Louis and Antoine bring a small jewelry case]

Louis: Here it is, Uncle Jacques.

Insp. Jacques Clouseau: Yes, yes.

Insp. Jacques Clouseau: I knew the Tornado would eventually come after the Pink Panther, so I went to the museé with a simple plan in mind. I had convinced my old friend, Robert the night guard, to turn off the security system for the few moments necessary to save the most beautiful object in France. I then switched the Pink Panther with the replica I had at home.

[Clouseau takes the real Pink Panther from the case]

Insp. Jacques Clouseau: This is the real Pink Panther. It was the fake that was stolen.

Dreyfus: [to himself] Nightmare, nightmare.

Insp. Jacques Clouseau: And when the Tornado, an expert on the quality of gems, wrote in his supposed suicide note of its great beauty, I knew he could never have been the thief; he would have recognized it as a fake.

Vicenzo: How did you figure out it was Sonia?

Insp. Jacques Clouseau: It was because I spent the last 17 months on parking duty.

Dreyfus: What?

Insp. Jacques Clouseau: Today I was staring at Miss Solandres' license plate. I recognized it because of my... unique system of cross-referencing. I became aware that I had given a parking ticket to the same car, two days before Miss Solandres claimed she arrived in Paris... one day before the Pink Panther was stolen.

[the guests applaud Clouseau, who has just thwarted Sonia Solandres]

Dreyfus: You followed my instructions very well, Clouseau. It was I, of course, who put Clouseau onto the parking ticket assignment. Isn't that so, Inspector?

Insp. Jacques Clouseau: No.

[Clouseau winks at Chief Inspector Dreyfus, who instructed him to deny any knowledge of the assignment]

Insp. Jacques Clouseau: And at Avellaneda's mansion, when I sensed the presence of the Tornado, he was there, all right. But it was not a he, it was a she!

[the guests and the Dream Team applaud Clouseau's success]

Sonia: Take me with you, I beg you.

Maciste: It can't be, Sonia. My life is difficult. Full of perils. I love you but I can't ask you to make this sacrifice.

Sonia: It doesn't matter. I'd share anything with you.

Maciste: All right. Come on.

Sonia: [resisting his kiss] Armando, I'm no good!

Armando: I am no better.

[last lines]

DEA Agent #2: Not all Americans are bad, Armando.

Armando: Not all Mexicans are drug dealers. Are you ready, Sonia?

Sonia: Yes. Let's go home.

DEA Agent #2: Bye.

DEA Agent #2: Bye.

DEA Agent #2: [as they ride off] Bye, bye. Take it easy...

White Tiger: [sitting on rock chuckling]

Sonia: [Angry] DJ, just stop it yaar! Shut up and get out!

DJ: See... now you're looking like a complete freedom fighter!

Sue: Ask them once again.

[if Aslam, DJ, Siddharth will act in my film]

Sue: Please.

Sonia: So you won't rest until then, will you?

[Sue nods]

Sonia: Ok. But nobody will come.

DJ: [From the background] They will come. I will bring them. DJ da Promise!

Sonia: [Repeated lines] Maar dalo!

[Kill him]

Denny: I'm affectionate.

Sonia: You're a carpet!

Denny: I like men!

Count Danilo: Are you pretty? Or beautiful?

Sonia: Gorgeous.

Sonia: There's a limit to every widow.

Captain Danilo: You're the freshest Fifi I've ever met.

Sonia: But a nice Fifi.

Captain Danilo: How nice?

Sonia: Not too nice.

Captain Danilo: Your right eye says yes, and your left eye says no. Fifi, you're cockeyed!

Sonia: [sitting at a dance hall table, Danilo has very reluctantly let go of Sonia's hand] Now you're acting like a gentleman.

[significant pause]

Sonia: Please give me back my shoe.

Sonia: Someone came to see you. A woman.

Pierre: What did see want?

Sonia: She didn't say. To see you. I think she was your ex.

Pierre: Cammille?

Sonia: Yes, Cammille. I'm sure of it.

Pierre: Did she say anything?

Sonia: She didn't have a chance to talk. You don't look surprised.

Sonia: How's the play going?

Cammille B.: All right.

Sonia: It's been awhile since you've been in Paris.

Cammille B.: Three years.

Sonia: It must seem strange.

Cammille B.: Yes. Your ring is beautiful.

Sonia: It's my engagement ring.

Cammille B.: With Pierre?

Sonia: No. My previous life. Another life. Very different.

Sonia: I know what you were to him. Pierre hides nothing from me. I wasn't surprised.

Cammille B.: I was. Surprised by you.

Sonia: By me?

Cammille B.: Yes. I don't know. By your calm, if you will. Am I being too frank?

Sonia: No.

Sonia: [to Chamerace, who has entered his bedroom to find her naked in his bed] Stay out of here. Stay out of here!

Arsène Lupin: How do you do?

Sonia: Close that door!

Arsène Lupin: Certainly.

[closes door, staying inside the room]

Sonia: Won't you please go?

Arsène Lupin: Certainly. But first, let me ask, how do you like my bed?

Sonia: Well, I didn't mean to, really. I was cold.

Arsène Lupin: Oh, yes, it is a cold night for May. However, don't you think Paris is charming in the spring?

Sonia: Well, I prefer Russia. You see, I come from there.

Arsène Lupin: Really? How delightful! I have a passion for caviar. Was your father, the general - I presume your father was a general?

Sonia: Of the Imperial Army.

Arsène Lupin: Ah, yes. Was your father, the general, fond of caviar?

Sonia: He ate it on pancakes, for breakfast.

Arsène Lupin: Did he?

[They laugh]

Arsène Lupin: Stay for breakfast. We'll have caviar.

Sonia: Sir, aren't you overstepping the bounds of convention?

Arsène Lupin: My dear lady, didn't you leave those behind when you stepped into my bed?

Sonia: Oh, I assure you, my being here is no pleasure.

Arsène Lupin: Ah, but the night is still young.

Sonia: Oh, sir!

[she re-arranges herself in the bed, and Chamerace can see her naked back]

Arsène Lupin: Pardon me, but I think your dress has slipped

Sonia: I haven't any on.

Arsène Lupin: Is that a little Russian custom? Hmm?

Arsène Lupin: [fetching Sonia's evening gown from the maid and holding it up to admire it] Well, here we are. It's very nice! It's a little naughty. It's very ni - Do you think your father the general would approve of this?

Sonia: My father the general always said that a gentleman was a man who never went to bed with his spurs on.

Arsène Lupin: Isn't that a pity. I'm so fond of horses. I could give up riding...?

Sonia: Give me that dress!

Arsène Lupin: You can't get into it alone

Sonia: The maid will help me.

Arsène Lupin: The maid? I know more about unhooking than any maid in Paris.

Sonia: Yes, but I want this one hooked.

[she reaches for the dress, which he holds out of reach]

Sonia: I'm going to stay right here in this bed until you leave this room!

[Chamerace walks over to the window and prepares to toss out the dress]

Sonia: What are you doing?

Arsène Lupin: Well, if you're going to stay in bed you won't need the dress.

Sonia: If you want you can stay as long as you please.

Pat Hingle: Thanks, but... I'm leaving town in the morning. I'm going away forever!

Sonia: Oh, big deal, kid! So what if you got thrown out of school? I always got thrown out of school. Beginning in kindergarten.

Pat Hingle: No, that's not it. I don't give a damn about getting thrown out. You wouldn't believe me if I told it to you. It all seems so... absurd! So fantastic!