Kaulder Quotes in The Last Witch Hunter (2015)

Kaulder: You wanna quit?

Dolan Thirty-Seven: No. I want a raise!

[Kaulder falls asleep]

Chloe: [takes a selfie with him] Say "Witch Hunter"...

Kaulder: Witch Hunter.

[Chloe freaks out]

Kaulder: Do you know what I'm afraid of? Nothing.

Kaulder: [flying in turbulence] These are ancient runes. They can manipulate weather. Rain, wind, cold, heat... And you just jammed them together in your bag? You know what you get when you mix a thunderstorm with cool, moist air at 40,000 feet? It's simple science.

Kaulder: We don't destroy witches anymore, incarcerate them, taken the most powerful witches that walked the Earth and put them in one place

Dolan Thirty-Six: Witch prison

Kaulder: They've been waiting to be released, to exact revenge, we created the perfect coven

Kaulder: I've seen people get old, retire, and die. Rarely on the same day.

Chloe: What do you know about us? We have green skin, wear pointy hats and got burned to the stake at Salem!

Kaulder: Salem was wrong, those women were innocent!

Chloe: You don't care, you weren't one of them!

Kaulder: I'm not, but I do care.

Kaulder: Do you know what it's like to live for ever?

Dolan Thirty-Six: I think you'll like my successor. I'm leaving you in more modern hands.

Kaulder: What about the vow you took?

Dolan Thirty-Six: I vowed to face death at your side. Not to work until I keel over.

[last lines]

Kaulder: You know, I used to think the universe ran in endless circles, always repeating itself, always predictable.

Dolan Thirty-Six: And now?

Kaulder: I don't know what happens next.

Dolan Thirty-Six: Do you know what we mortals call that? Living.

Kaulder: You know, I still need you.

Dolan Thirty-Six: Well then - I'm at your service... Come on. You're not getting any younger.

Chloe: [standing next to the car] So you ready to go, or what? I'm driving.

Kaulder: Okay...

Kaulder: [to Witch Queen] You know the benefit of eternal life? I get to kill you twice

Witch Queen: So many of us pretend to be something that we're not. But you, you've lived. A man who's walked through history. To have known Napoleon, Stalin, Hitler...

Kaulder: No need to be nostalgic. We have enough evil now.

Max Schlesinger: You must understand, anyone who would use this herb is not afraid of you. And that scares me!

Kaulder: More than I scare you?

Kaulder: [sniffing a decanter] Fear potion. Now, what in the world would you be afraid of?

Chloe: Public speaking.

Kaulder: Every generation has to be given their chance to destroy the world.

Witch Queen: I've missed you, Kaulder.

Kaulder: Here's what you don't understand. What your kind never understood. I've shown mercy. I could have killed every last one of you. I've done the math. I've had the time.

Witch Queen: You're different now. So confident.

Kaulder: Maybe you shouldn't have made me immortal.

Kaulder: So you're the new guy.

Dolan Thirty-Seven: We've actually met before. A long time ago.

Kaulder: You see that cornerstone? I watched them lay it in when this was nothing more than a cornfield. That was a long time ago.

Kaulder: One means nothing. Two, a coincidence. Three, trouble.

Bronwyn: Are you gonna turn me over to the Witch Council?

Kaulder: No.

Bronwyn: You're gonna kill me?

Kaulder: Kill you? I'm tryin' to stop you from killing yourself. Enjoy New York.

Kaulder: My name is Kaulder.

Sonia: [shakes his hand] I need you to get back to your seat, Kaulder.

Kaulder: I love to hear about growing up in Sefrou.

Sonia: How'd you know? Haven't had an accent in years.

Kaulder: I've met a lot of people in my life. You'd be amazed what you pick up.

Dolan Thirty-Seven: *to Kaulder* When I imagined my first prosecution in front of the council, I never thought it would be for a crime against one of our own.

Dolan Thirty-Seven: *to Ellic* Ellic Lemasniel.

Ellic: Hello Father. Whoo. You look like a good man. Tasty little thing, you. I never went...

Dolan Thirty-Seven: *places mask back on Ellic*

Dolan Thirty-Seven: Please don't think less of me.

Dolan Thirty-Seven: *Punches Ellic in the stomach*

Ellic: *grunts*

Kaulder: *looks at Ellic impassively*

Dolan Thirty-Seven: I'll confess it later.

Kaulder: *pulls gate shut*

Dolan Thirty-Six: What if you were retiring, too? I mean, what would you do if your next mission was your last?

Kaulder: But it won't be.

Dolan Thirty-Six: Humor me.

Kaulder: I have no complaints. Every day I wake up, the world sleeps a little easier.