FDR Foster Quotes in This Means War (2012)
FDR Foster Quotes:
Lauren: FDR has these tiny, like, girl hands. Like, little T-Rex hands.
Trish: Ew, gross!
Trish: That means he's got a Mike and Ike for a penis.
[Tuck laughs out loud]
FDR Foster: You knot that's not true. You've seen it. You've seen it in Bangladesh, you know that's not true.
FDR Foster: I missed you.
Tuck: I know. I've missed you too.
FDR Foster: I love you, man.
Tuck: I love you, too.
FDR Foster: We're back!
Lauren: Oh, my God. I'm Yoko.
FDR Foster: Did he just give our bird the bird?
Katie: So what brings you to Hong Kong? Business or pleasure?
FDR Foster: Pleasure.
FDR Foster: A little of both.
Katie: What kind of business are you in?
FDR Foster: I am a cruise ship captain of a very large vessel. My small friend here is a kick-ass travel agent.
Katie: Permission to come aboard, captain.
FDR Foster: You never slept with Lauren?
Tuck: You slept with my wife!
[tackles him out of the airplane]
FDR Foster: I don't believe in mistakes. It's the mistakes that make us who we are.
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