FDR Foster Quotes in This Means War (2012)


FDR Foster Quotes:

  • Lauren: FDR has these tiny, like, girl hands. Like, little T-Rex hands.

    Trish: Ew, gross!

    [Tuck laughs]

    Trish: That means he's got a Mike and Ike for a penis.

    [Tuck laughs out loud]

    FDR Foster: You knot that's not true. You've seen it. You've seen it in Bangladesh, you know that's not true.

  • FDR Foster: I missed you.

    Tuck: I know. I've missed you too.

    FDR Foster: I love you, man.

    Tuck: I love you, too.

    FDR Foster: We're back!

    Lauren: Oh, my God. I'm Yoko.

  • FDR Foster: Did he just give our bird the bird?

  • Katie: So what brings you to Hong Kong? Business or pleasure?

    FDR Foster: Pleasure.

    Tuck: Business.

    FDR Foster: A little of both.

    Katie: What kind of business are you in?

    FDR Foster: I am a cruise ship captain of a very large vessel. My small friend here is a kick-ass travel agent.

    Katie: Permission to come aboard, captain.

  • [last lines]

    FDR Foster: You never slept with Lauren?

    Tuck: You slept with my wife!

    [tackles him out of the airplane]

  • FDR Foster: I don't believe in mistakes. It's the mistakes that make us who we are.

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