FDR Foster Quotes in This Means War (2012)

Lauren: FDR has these tiny, like, girl hands. Like, little T-Rex hands.

Trish: Ew, gross!

[Tuck laughs]

Trish: That means he's got a Mike and Ike for a penis.

[Tuck laughs out loud]

FDR Foster: You knot that's not true. You've seen it. You've seen it in Bangladesh, you know that's not true.

FDR Foster: I missed you.

Tuck: I know. I've missed you too.

FDR Foster: I love you, man.

Tuck: I love you, too.

FDR Foster: We're back!

Lauren: Oh, my God. I'm Yoko.

FDR Foster: Did he just give our bird the bird?

Katie: So what brings you to Hong Kong? Business or pleasure?

FDR Foster: Pleasure.

Tuck: Business.

FDR Foster: A little of both.

Katie: What kind of business are you in?

FDR Foster: I am a cruise ship captain of a very large vessel. My small friend here is a kick-ass travel agent.

Katie: Permission to come aboard, captain.

[last lines]

FDR Foster: You never slept with Lauren?

Tuck: You slept with my wife!

[tackles him out of the airplane]

FDR Foster: I don't believe in mistakes. It's the mistakes that make us who we are.