Mrs. Gloop Quotes in Charlie and the Chocolate Factory (2005)

Mrs. Gloop: Where is my son? Where does that pipe go to?

Willy Wonka: That pipe, it just so happens to lead directly to the room where I make the most delicious kind of strawberry-flavoured chocolate-coated fudge.

Mrs. Gloop: Then he will be made into strawberry-flavoured chocolate-coated fudge? They'll be selling him by the pound all over the world?

Willy Wonka: No, I wouldn't allow it. The taste would be terrible. Can you imagine Augustus-flavoured chocolate-coated Gloop? Ew. No one would buy it.

Mrs. Gloop: [as she sees Augustus Gloop drinking the chocolate river] Augustus, My child. That is not the right thing to do!

Willy Wonka: HEY! Little Boy, My chocolate must be untouched by human hands!

Mrs. Gloop: [as Augustus falls into the river] He will drown, He can't swim. Call the firefighter.

Mrs. Gloop: [Augustus is drinking the chocolate] Augustus, my child! That is not a good thing you do!

Mrs. Gloop: [while leaving the chocolate factory. Augustus is covered in chocolate] Augustus, please don't eat your fingers!

Augustus Gloop: [licks his fingers] But I taste so good!

Mrs. Gloop: Don't just stand there, do something!

Willy Wonka: [unenthusiastically] Help. Police, Murder.

Mrs. Gloop: [Augustus is now sucked into the suction pipe which takes him to the vertical pipe] He can't swim.

Willy Wonka: There's no better time to learn.

Mrs. Gloop: He's gone! He'll be made into marshmallows in five seconds.

Willy Wonka: Impossible, my dear lady! That's absurd! Unthinkable!

Mrs. Gloop: Why?

Willy Wonka: Because that pipe doesn't go to the marshmallow room, it goes to the fudge room!

Mrs. Gloop: You terrible man!

Mrs. Gloop: What a disgusting, dirty river!

Mr. Salt: Industrial waste, that. You've ruined your watershed Wonka: it's polluted.

Willy Wonka: It's chocolate.

Veruca Salt: That's chocolate?

Charlie Bucket: That's chocolate!

Mrs. Gloop: You boiled him up, I know it.

Willy Wonka: Nil desperandum, my dear lady. Across the desert lies the promised land.

[Mrs. Gloop is led away to the fudge room]

Willy Wonka: Goodbye, Mrs. Gloop. Adieu. Aufwiedersehen. Gesundheit. Farewell.

[Wonka walks down the hall which gets shorter as it goes on in the skewed perspective room]

Charlie Bucket: Hey, the room is getting smaller.

Mrs. Teevee: No, it's not. *He's* getting *bigger*!

Mr. Salt: He's at it again!

Mike Teevee: Where's the chocolate?

Sam Beauregarde: I doubt if there is any.

Mr. Salt: I doubt if any of us will get out of here alive.

Willy Wonka: Oh, you should never, never doubt what nobody is sure about.

Mrs. Gloop: You're not squeezing me through that tiny door!

Mr. Salt: You're off your bleeding nut, Wonka. No one can get through there!

Mrs. Gloop: Help, Mr. Wonka, help! I'm getting squashed. Save me!

Willy Wonka: Is it my soul that calls upon my name?