Veruca Salt Quotes in Charlie and the Chocolate Factory (2005)


Veruca Salt Quotes:

  • Veruca Salt: I'm Veruca Salt. It's very nice to meet you, sir.

    [does a curtsy]

    Willy Wonka: I always thought a verruca was a type of wart you got on the bottom of your foot.


  • Veruca Salt: Daddy, I want a squirrel. Get me one of those squirrels, I want one!

    Mr. Salt: Veruca dear, you have many marvelous pets.

    Veruca Salt: All I've got at home is one pony and two dogs and four cats and six bunny rabbits and two parakeets and three canaries and a green parrot and a turtle, and a silly old hamster! I WANT a SQUIRREL!

    Mr. Salt: All right, pet. Daddy'll get you a squirrel just as soon as he possibly can.

    Veruca Salt: But I don't want any old squirrel! I want a *trained* squirrel!

    Mr. Salt: [wearily] Very well. Mr. Wonka? How much do you want for one of these squirrels? Name your price.

    Willy Wonka: Oh they're not for sale. She can't have one.

    Veruca Salt: Daddy!

    Willy Wonka: [imitating Mr. Salt] I'm sorry, darling. Mr. Wonka's being unreasonable.

  • Willy Wonka: [about Violet grabbing the gum] I'd rather you didn't. There's still one or two things that are a...

    Violet Beauregarde: I'm the World Record holder in chewing gum. I'm not afraid of anything!

    [pops the gum in her mouth]

    Mrs. Beauregarde: How is it, honey?

    Violet Beauregarde: It's amazing! Tomato soup, I can feel it running down my throat!

    Willy Wonka: Yeah! Spit it out.

    Grandpa Joe: Young lady, I think you'd better...

    Violet Beauregarde: It's changing... roast beef and baked potato. Crispy skin and butter!

    Mrs. Beauregarde: Keep chewin' kiddo! My little girl's gonna be the first person in the world to have a chewing gum meal!

    Willy Wonka: Yeah. I'm just a little concerned about the...

    Violet Beauregarde: Blueberry pie and ice cream!

    Willy Wonka: That part.

    Veruca Salt: [staring at Violet] What's happening to her nose?

    [Violet keeps chewing and her nose starts turning purple]

    Mr. Salt: You're turning blue!

    Mrs. Beauregarde: Your whole nose has gone purple!

    Violet Beauregarde: [touching her nose] W-What do you mean?

    Mrs. Beauregarde: Violet, you're turning violet!

    [to Wonka; concerned]

    Mrs. Beauregarde: What's happening?

    Willy Wonka: Well, I told you I hadn't quite got it right, 'cause it goes a little funny when it gets to the dessert. It's the Blueberry Pie that does it. I'm terribly sorry!

    Violet Beauregarde: Mother, what's happening to me?

    [continues to turn purple and starts to grow]

    Grandpa Joe: She's swelling up!

    Charlie Bucket: Like a blueberry!

    Willy Wonka: [to Mrs. Beauregarde] I've tried it on, like, twenty Oompa-Loompas and each one ended up as a blueberry. It's just weird!

    Mrs. Beauregarde: But I can't have a blueberry as a daughter. How is she supposed to compete?

    Veruca Salt: You could put her in a county fair!

    [Wonka laughs]

  • Veruca Salt: Daddy! I want a flying glass elevator!

    Mr. Salt: Veruca, the only thing you're getting today is a bath, and that's final!

  • Veruca Salt: [outside the Chocolate Factory] Daddy, I want to go in.

    Mr. Salt: It's 9:59, sweetheart.

    Veruca Salt: Make time go faster.

  • Charlie Bucket: [During the chocolate river ride, the group passes a door, where a window allows them to see Oompa-Loompas whipping a cow with paddles] Whipped cream.

    Willy Wonka: Precisely!

    Veruca Salt: That doesn't make sense.

    Willy Wonka: For your information, little girl, whipped cream isn't whipped cream at all unless it's been whipped with whips. Everybody knows that.

  • Veruca Salt: Daddy, I want another pony.

  • Veruca Salt: Let's be friends.

    Violet Beauregarde: Best friends.

  • Veruca Salt: Will Violet always be a blueberry?

    Willy Wonka: No. Maybe. I dunno. But that's what you get from chewing gum all day, it's just disgusting.

    Mike Teavee: If you hate gum so much, why do you make it?

    Willy Wonka: Once again you really shouldn't mumble, 'cause it's kinda starting to bum me out.

  • Veruca Salt: [approaches to the squirrel] I'll have YOU.

  • Willy Wonka: My name is Willy Wonka.

    Veruca Salt: Then shouldn't you be up there?

    [points to stage]

    Willy Wonka: Well, I couldn't very well watch the show from up there, now, could I, little girl?

  • Willy Wonka: The waterfall is most important! Mixes the chocolate, churns it up, makes it light and frothy. By the way, no other factory in the world m...

    Veruca Salt: You already said that.

  • Veruca Salt: [stamping her foot and yelling] Where's my Golden Ticket? I WANT MY GOLDEN TICKET!

  • Veruca Salt: [walking up to her parents wearing a riding outfit and helmet; after taking her Golden Ticket] Daddy. I want another pony.

  • Willy Wonka: Try some more. The strawberries taste like strawberries, and the snozzberries taste like snozzberries.

    Veruca Salt: Snozzberries? Who ever heard of a snozzberry?

    Willy Wonka: [grabbing Veruca's mouth and pinching it a bit to hold it open] *We* are the music makers... and *we* are the dreamers of dreams.

  • Mrs. Gloop: What a disgusting, dirty river!

    Mr. Salt: Industrial waste, that. You've ruined your watershed Wonka: it's polluted.

    Willy Wonka: It's chocolate.

    Veruca Salt: That's chocolate?

    Charlie Bucket: That's chocolate!

  • Violet Beauregarde: Well, they can't be real people.

    Willy Wonka: Why, of course they're real people.

    Mr. Salt: Stuff and nonsense!

    Willy Wonka: No, Oompa Loompas.

    The Group: [turning around] Oompa Loompas?

    Willy Wonka: From Loompaland.

    Mrs. Teevee: Loompaland? There's no such place.

    Willy Wonka: Excuse me, dear lady, but...

    Mrs. Teevee: Mr. Wonka, I am a teacher of geography.

    Willy Wonka: Oh, well, then you know all about it and what a terrible country it is. Nothing but desolate wastes and fierce beasts. And the poor little Oompa Loompas were so small and helpless, they would get gobbled up right and left. A Wangdoodle would eat ten of them for breakfast and think nothing of it. And so, I said, "Come and live with me in peace and safety, away from all the Wangdoodles, and Hornswogglers, and Snozzwangers, and rotten, Vermicious Knids."

    Mr. Salt: Snozzwangers? Vermicious Knids? What kind of rubbish is that?

    Willy Wonka: I'm sorry, but all questions *must* be submitted in writing. And so, in the greatest of secrecy, I transported the entire population of Oompa Loompas to my factory here.

    Veruca Salt: Hey, Daddy, *I* want an Oompa Loompa! I want you to get me an Oompa Loompa right away!

    Mr. Salt: All right, Veruca, all right. I'll get you one before the day is out.

    Veruca Salt: [whining] I want an Oompa Loompa now!

    Violet Beauregarde: Can it, you nit!

  • [Willy Wonka and the group are still on the boat and are at the hallway outside the inventing room]

    Willy Wonka: We're there.

    Mrs. Teevee: Where?

    Willy Wonka: Here. A small step for mankind, but a giant step for us. All ashore!

    Mr. Beauregarde: Let me off this crate!

    Mike Teevee: Now why don't they show stuff like that on T.V.?

    Mrs. Teevee: I don't know.

    Mr. Salt: What a nightmare.

    Veruca Salt: Daddy, I do not want a boat like this.

    [Charlie Bucket and Grandpa Joe read a sign]

    Charlie Bucket: Dairy cream...

    Grandpa Joe: Whipped cream...

    Charlie Bucket: Coffee cream...

    Grandpa Joe: Vanilla cream...

    Charlie Bucket and Grandpa Joe: Hair cream?

    Willy Wonka: Meine Herrschaften, schenken Sie mir ihre aufmerksamkeit

    [My friends (masters), please give me your attention]

    Willy Wonka: .

    Mrs. Teevee: That's not French.

    Willy Wonka: Sie kommen jetzt in den interessantesten und gleichzeitig geheimsten raum meiner fabrik.

    [You have now come to the most interesting and, at the same time, the most secret room of my factory]

    Mr. Salt: I can't take much more of this.

    Willy Wonka: Meine Damen und Herren, der Inventing Room

    [Ladies and Gentlemen, The Inventing Room]

    Willy Wonka: . Now remember, no messing about. No touching, no tasting, no telling.

    Grandpa Joe: No telling what?

    Willy Wonka: You see, all of my most secret inventions are cooking and simmering in here. Old Slugworth would give his false teeth to get inside for just five minutes, so don't touch a thing!

  • Veruca Salt: [singing] I want the world. I want the whole world. I want to lock it all up in my pocket. It's my bar of chocolate. Give it to me now.

  • Mr. Salt: Wonka, how much do you want for the golden goose?

    Willy Wonka: They're not for sale.

    Mr. Salt: Name your price.

    Willy Wonka: She can't have one.

    Veruca Salt: Who says I can't?

    Mr. Salt: The man with the funny hat.

  • Veruca Salt: [to Mr. Salt] I want to go in! Don't you dare stop me!

    Mr. Salt: I'm only trying to help you, sweetheart.

    Veruca Salt: [to Violet] Give me that pen!

    [Veruca grabs the pen from Violet]

    Veruca Salt: [to Mr. Salt] You're always making things difficult.

    [signs the contract]

    Willy Wonka: [admiringly] Nicely handled, Veruca! Now there's a girl who knows where she's going.

  • Veruca Salt: [after Willy gives an Everlasting Gobstopper to each of the kids] Hey, she's got two! I want another one!

    Violet Beauregarde: [showing her Gobstopper to Veruca] Stop squawking, you twit!

    Willy Wonka: [making it clear he's not going to stand for the girls' bickering] Everybody has had ONE, and ONE is enough for anybody. Now come along.

  • Veruca Salt: Daddy, I want a boat like this. A beautiful paddle boat is what I want.

    Grandpa Joe: [to Charlie] What she wants is a good kick in the pants!

  • Veruca Salt: They're not even trying! They don't want to find it! They're jealous of me!

    Mr. Salt: Sweetheart, I can't push them no harder; 19,000 bars an hour they're shelling; 760,000 they've done so far.

    Veruca Salt: You promised, Daddy! You promised I'd have it the very first day!

    Mrs. Salt: You're going to be very unpopular around here, Henry, if you don't deliver soon.

    Mr. Salt: It breaks my heart, Henrietta. I hate to see her unhappy.

    Veruca Salt: I won't talk to you ever again! You're a mean father, you'll never give me anything I want! And I won't go to school till I have it!

    Mr. Salt: Veruca, sweetheart, angel. Now, there are four tickets left in the whole world, and the whole ruddy world's hunting for them! What can I do?

  • Veruca Salt: [singing] I want a party with roomfuls of laughter, / Ten thousand tons of ice cream, / And if I don't get the things I am after, / I'm going to screeeeeeeeeEEEEEEEEAM.

  • Veruca Salt: I wanted to be the first to find a Golden Ticket, Daddy!

    Mr. Salt: I know, angel. We're doing the best we can. I've got every girl in the place to start hunting for you.

    Veruca Salt: All right, where is it? Why haven't they found it?

    Mr. Salt: Veruca, sweetheart, I'm not a magician! Give me time!

    Veruca Salt: I want it now! What's the matter with those twerps down there?

    Mr. Salt: For five days now, the entire flipping factory's been on the job. They haven't shelled a peanut in there since Monday. They've been shelling flaming chocolate bars from dawn till dusk!

    Veruca Salt: Make them work nights!

  • Veruca Salt: [Introducing herself to Willy Wonka] I'm Veruca Salt.

    Willy Wonka: [shaking Veruca's hand] My dear Veruca, what a pleasure! And how pretty you look in that lovely mink coat.

    Veruca Salt: [sounding proud] I've got three others at home!

  • Veruca Salt: Hey daddy, I want a golden goose!

    Charlie Bucket: Here we go again.

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