Mr. Teavee Quotes in Charlie and the Chocolate Factory (2005)
Mr. Teavee Quotes:
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Willy Wonka: Let's go put him in the taffy puller!
Mr. Teavee: [horrified] Taffy puller?
Willy Wonka: Hey, that was my idea!
-- Mr. Teavee -
Willy Wonka: I sure hope no part of him gets left behind.
Mr. Teavee: What do you mean?
Willy Wonka: Uh, well... sometimes only half of the little pieces find their way through. If you had to choose only one half of your son, which one would it be?
Mr. Teavee: What kind of a question is that?
Willy Wonka: No need to snap, just a question.
-- Mr. Teavee -
Mike Teavee: A retard could figure it out.
Mr. Teavee: Most of the time, I don't know what he's talking about. I mean, kids these days, what with all the technology...
Mike Teavee: [blasting enemies in a video game] Die! Die! Die!
Mr. Teavee: Doesn't seem like they stay kids very long.
-- Mr. Teavee -
Willy Wonka: I'm sorry, I was having a flashback.
Mr. Salt: I see.
Mr. Teavee: These flashbacks happen often?
Willy Wonka: Increasingly... today.
-- Mr. Teavee -
[Mike starts stomping on a candy pumpkin, completely destroying it]
Mr. Teavee: Son, please.
Mike Teavee: Dad, he said, "Enjoy!"
-- Mr. Teavee -
Mike Teavee: [seeing the Oompa-Loompas for the first time] Are they real people?
Willy Wonka: Of course they're real people. They're Oompa Loompas.
Mr. Salt: Oompa Loompas?
Willy Wonka: Imported. Direct from Loompaland.
Mr. Teavee: There's no such place.
Willy Wonka: What?
Mr. Teavee: Mr. Wonka, I teach high school geography, and I'm here to tell you...
Willy Wonka: Well, then, you'll know all about it and, oh, what a terrible country it is.
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Mr. Teavee: [has just seen chocolate transported by television] So, can you send other things? Say, like, breakfast cereal?
Willy Wonka: Do you have any idea what breakfast cereal's made of? It's those little curly wooden shavings you find in pencil sharpeners.
Charlie Bucket: But could you send it by television if you wanted to?
Willy Wonka: Course I could.
Mike Teavee: What about people?
Willy Wonka: Well, why would I wanna send a person? They don't taste very good at all.
-- Mr. Teavee
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Characters on Charlie and the Chocolate Factory (2005)
- Willy Wonka
- Charlie Bucket
- Mike Teavee
- Grandpa George
- Veruca Salt
- Mr. Salt
- Violet Beauregarde
- Mrs. Beauregarde
- Grandpa Joe
- Mrs. Gloop
- Grandma Georgina
- Grandma Josephine
- German Reporter
- Augustus Gloop
- Dr. Wonka
- Welcome Puppets
- Mrs. Bucket
- Oompa Loompa
- Blueberry Violet
- Little Willy Wonka
- Jolly Woman
- Mr. Bucket