Violet Beauregarde Quotes in Charlie and the Chocolate Factory (2005)


Violet Beauregarde Quotes:

  • Willy Wonka: [about Violet grabbing the gum] I'd rather you didn't. There's still one or two things that are a...

    Violet Beauregarde: I'm the World Record holder in chewing gum. I'm not afraid of anything!

    [pops the gum in her mouth]

    Mrs. Beauregarde: How is it, honey?

    Violet Beauregarde: It's amazing! Tomato soup, I can feel it running down my throat!

    Willy Wonka: Yeah! Spit it out.

    Grandpa Joe: Young lady, I think you'd better...

    Violet Beauregarde: It's changing... roast beef and baked potato. Crispy skin and butter!

    Mrs. Beauregarde: Keep chewin' kiddo! My little girl's gonna be the first person in the world to have a chewing gum meal!

    Willy Wonka: Yeah. I'm just a little concerned about the...

    Violet Beauregarde: Blueberry pie and ice cream!

    Willy Wonka: That part.

    Veruca Salt: [staring at Violet] What's happening to her nose?

    [Violet keeps chewing and her nose starts turning purple]

    Mr. Salt: You're turning blue!

    Mrs. Beauregarde: Your whole nose has gone purple!

    Violet Beauregarde: [touching her nose] W-What do you mean?

    Mrs. Beauregarde: Violet, you're turning violet!

    [to Wonka; concerned]

    Mrs. Beauregarde: What's happening?

    Willy Wonka: Well, I told you I hadn't quite got it right, 'cause it goes a little funny when it gets to the dessert. It's the Blueberry Pie that does it. I'm terribly sorry!

    Violet Beauregarde: Mother, what's happening to me?

    [continues to turn purple and starts to grow]

    Grandpa Joe: She's swelling up!

    Charlie Bucket: Like a blueberry!

    Willy Wonka: [to Mrs. Beauregarde] I've tried it on, like, twenty Oompa-Loompas and each one ended up as a blueberry. It's just weird!

    Mrs. Beauregarde: But I can't have a blueberry as a daughter. How is she supposed to compete?

    Veruca Salt: You could put her in a county fair!

    [Wonka laughs]

  • Charlie Bucket: Mr. Wonka.

    Willy Wonka: Huh?

    Charlie Bucket: Why would Augustus' name already be in the Oompa Loompa song unless they...

    Willy Wonka: [interrupts] Improvisation is parlor trick, anyone can do it.

    [turns to Violet]

    Willy Wonka: You, little girl. Say something. Anything.

    Violet Beauregarde: Chewing gum.

    Willy Wonka: Chewing gum is really gross, chewing gum I hate the most. See? Exactly the same.

  • Willy Wonka: You're all quite short, aren't you?

    Violet Beauregarde: Well yeah, we're children.

    Willy Wonka: Well that's no excuse. I was never as short as you.

    Mike Teavee: You were once.

    Willy Wonka: Was not. Know why? Because I distinctly remember putting a hat on top of my head. Look at your short little arms. You could never reach.

  • Violet Beauregarde: [after stretching into a pretzel shape] Look mother, I'm much more flexible now.

    Mrs. Beauregarde: [disapprovingly] Yes, but you're blue.

  • Violet Beauregarde: [hugs Wonka] Mr. Wonka, I'm Violet Beauregarde.

    Willy Wonka: [freaked out] Oh. I don't care.

    Violet Beauregarde: Well, you should care. Because I'm the girl who's gonna win the special prize at the end.

    Willy Wonka: Well, you do seem confident and confidence is key.

  • Violet Beauregarde: What's so funny?

    Willy Wonka: I think it's from all those dog-gone cocoa beans. Hey, by the way, did you guys know that chocolate contains a property that triggers the release of endorphins? Gives one the feeling of being in love.

    Mrs. Beauregarde: [flirtily] You don't say?

  • Veruca Salt: Let's be friends.

    Violet Beauregarde: Best friends.

  • Charlie Bucket: [asking about Violet's gum] Why hold onto it? Why not start a new piece?

    Violet Beauregarde: Because then I wouldn't be a champion. I'd be a loser. Like you.

  • Violet Beauregarde: Who are you?

    Grandpa Joe: He's Willy Wonka!

  • Violet Beauregarde: Sounds like my kinda gum.

  • Charlie Bucket: Mr. Wonka? Why would Augustus' name already be in the Oompa-Loompa song, unless - ?

    Willy Wonka: Improvisation is a parlor trick. Anyone can do it.

    [Turns to look at Violet]

    Willy Wonka: You, little girl. Say something. Anything.

    Violet Beauregarde: Chewing gum.

    Willy Wonka: Chewing gum is really gross. Chewing gum, I hate the most. See? Exactly the same.

    Mike Teavee: No, it isn't.

    Willy Wonka: [Pretends not to hear] Uh, you really shouldn't mumble. Because I can't hear a word you're saying. Now, on with the tour.

    [Starts walking and everyone else follows]

  • Violet Beauregarde: Well, they can't be real people.

    Willy Wonka: Why, of course they're real people.

    Mr. Salt: Stuff and nonsense!

    Willy Wonka: No, Oompa Loompas.

    The Group: [turning around] Oompa Loompas?

    Willy Wonka: From Loompaland.

    Mrs. Teevee: Loompaland? There's no such place.

    Willy Wonka: Excuse me, dear lady, but...

    Mrs. Teevee: Mr. Wonka, I am a teacher of geography.

    Willy Wonka: Oh, well, then you know all about it and what a terrible country it is. Nothing but desolate wastes and fierce beasts. And the poor little Oompa Loompas were so small and helpless, they would get gobbled up right and left. A Wangdoodle would eat ten of them for breakfast and think nothing of it. And so, I said, "Come and live with me in peace and safety, away from all the Wangdoodles, and Hornswogglers, and Snozzwangers, and rotten, Vermicious Knids."

    Mr. Salt: Snozzwangers? Vermicious Knids? What kind of rubbish is that?

    Willy Wonka: I'm sorry, but all questions *must* be submitted in writing. And so, in the greatest of secrecy, I transported the entire population of Oompa Loompas to my factory here.

    Veruca Salt: Hey, Daddy, *I* want an Oompa Loompa! I want you to get me an Oompa Loompa right away!

    Mr. Salt: All right, Veruca, all right. I'll get you one before the day is out.

    Veruca Salt: [whining] I want an Oompa Loompa now!

    Violet Beauregarde: Can it, you nit!

  • Mrs. Teevee: [as the Wonkatania starts to move] I think I'm going to be seasick!

    Willy Wonka: [handing something to Mrs. Teevee] Here, take these.

    Mrs. Teevee: What are they?

    Willy Wonka: Rainbow drops. Suck them and you can spit in seven different colors!

    Violet Beauregarde: [as she digs around in her nostril] Spitting's a dirty habit.

    Willy Wonka: I know a worse one.

  • Willy Wonka: Don't you know what this is?

    Violet Beauregarde: By gum, it's gum.

    Willy Wonka: [happily, but sarcastically] Wrong! It's the most amazing, fabulous, sensational gum in the whole world.

    Violet Beauregarde: What's so fab about it?

    Willy Wonka: This little piece of gum is a three-course dinner.

    Mr. Salt: Bull.

    Willy Wonka: No, roast beef. But I haven't got it quite right yet.

  • Violet Beauregarde: What is this, a freak out?

  • Veruca Salt: [after Willy gives an Everlasting Gobstopper to each of the kids] Hey, she's got two! I want another one!

    Violet Beauregarde: [showing her Gobstopper to Veruca] Stop squawking, you twit!

    Willy Wonka: [making it clear he's not going to stand for the girls' bickering] Everybody has had ONE, and ONE is enough for anybody. Now come along.

  • Mr. Beauregarde: Violet, what are you doing now? You're blowing up!

    Violet Beauregarde: I feel funny!

    Grandpa Joe: I'm not surprised.

  • Violet Beauregarde: Well, I'm a gum chewer, normally. But when I heard about these ticket things of Wonka's, I laid off the gum and switched to candy bars, instead. Now, of course, I'm right back on gum. I chew it all day, except at mealtimes when I stick it behind my ear.

    Mrs. Beauregarde: Violet...

    Violet Beauregarde: Cool it, Mother!

    [showing her gum to the audience]

    Violet Beauregarde: Now, this little piece of gum here is one I've been chewing on for three months solid, and that's a world record. It's beaten the record held by my best friend, Miss Cornelia Prince Medal. And, WAS she mad.

    [puts the gum back in her mouth and continues chewing, then waves]

    Violet Beauregarde: Hi, Cornelia. How are ya, sweetie?

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