Miss Brant Quotes in Spider-Man (2002)

Miss Brant: Welcome to the Daily Bugle.

Peter Parker: Thanks. I'm Peter Parker. I'm a photographer.

Miss Brant: Yes, I can see that.

Peter Parker: You're trash, Brock.

Eddie Brock: Excuse me?

Peter Parker: [Peter drops evidence on Eddie's desk revealing that his picture had been modified] Your picture's a fake.

Eddie Brock: Oh, Parker, you are such a boy scout. When are you going to give a guy a break?

Peter Parker: [Peter grabs Eddie and pushes him into his framed fake picture; Bugle workers all look at them] You want forgiveness? Get religion.

Joseph 'Robbie' Robertson: What's going on here?

Miss Brant: Are you guys all right?

Eddie Brock: Yeah. No, we - We're just horsing around.

[quietly to Peter]

Eddie Brock: Look, I'm begging you. If you do this, I will lose everything. There's not a paper in town that will hire me.

Peter Parker: You should've thought of that earlier.

Joseph 'Robbie' Robertson: What are you doing, Peter?

Peter Parker: [gives evidence to Robbie and walks away] Show this to your editor. Tell him to check his source next time.

Miss Brant: [beeps on speaker phone, shaking desk] Your blood pressure, Mr. Jameson. Your wife told me to tell you to watch the anger.

J. Jonah Jameson: YOU TELL MY WIFE...

[calms down]

J. Jonah Jameson: [speaks into phone] Thank you.

[turns to Hoffman]

J. Jonah Jameson: Continue.

Miss Brant: [buzzes phone and shakes desk again] Time to take your pill.

Miss Brant: [buzz] Not that one.

Miss Brant: [buzz] Not that one.

J. Jonah Jameson: [points to jar of pills]

Miss Brant: [nods and buzzes phone] Drink plenty of water.

J. Jonah Jameson: [sigh] Thank you.

Miss Brant: Your shots are so good.

Peter Parker: I'd love to shoot you sometime.

Miss Brant: Peter Parker... oh, Peter...

J. Jonah Jameson: Brant, that's not the position I hired you for!

Eddie Brock: Betty, Betty, bo-Betty, banana-fana, fo-Fetty!

Miss Brant: He's busy.

Eddie Brock: Aw, I'm just here to talk to you, beautiful!

Miss Brant: What's that smell?

Eddie Brock: Just a little something called 'Nice And Easy', what's on you?

Miss Brant: It's called 'Go Away'!

Miss Brant: Boss, your wife's on the line, she said she lost her checkbook.

J. Jonah Jameson: Thanks for the good news!

Peter Parker: Mr. Jameson, please, isn't there any of these shots you can use? I really need the money.

J. Jonah Jameson: Awww. Miss Brant?

Miss Brant: Yeah?

J. Jonah Jameson: Get me a violin.

Miss Brant: [Walks in with Peter] Chief, I found Parker.

J. Jonah Jameson: 'Bout time, where were you? Crazy scientist blows himself up, and we don't have pictures!

Joseph 'Robbie' Robertson: I heard Spider-Man was there.

J. Jonah Jameson: [annoyed] And where were you, photographing squirrels? You're fired!

Miss Brant: [Peter turns to leave] Chief, the planetarium party.

J. Jonah Jameson: Oh right, you're unfired, get back here!