Miss Brant Quotes in Spider-Man (2002)


Miss Brant Quotes:

  • Miss Brant: Welcome to the Daily Bugle.

    Peter Parker: Thanks. I'm Peter Parker. I'm a photographer.

    Miss Brant: Yes, I can see that.

  • Peter Parker: You're trash, Brock.

    Eddie Brock: Excuse me?

    Peter Parker: [Peter drops evidence on Eddie's desk revealing that his picture had been modified] Your picture's a fake.

    Eddie Brock: Oh, Parker, you are such a boy scout. When are you going to give a guy a break?

    Peter Parker: [Peter grabs Eddie and pushes him into his framed fake picture; Bugle workers all look at them] You want forgiveness? Get religion.

    Joseph 'Robbie' Robertson: What's going on here?

    Miss Brant: Are you guys all right?

    Eddie Brock: Yeah. No, we - We're just horsing around.

    [quietly to Peter]

    Eddie Brock: Look, I'm begging you. If you do this, I will lose everything. There's not a paper in town that will hire me.

    Peter Parker: You should've thought of that earlier.

    Joseph 'Robbie' Robertson: What are you doing, Peter?

    Peter Parker: [gives evidence to Robbie and walks away] Show this to your editor. Tell him to check his source next time.

  • Miss Brant: [beeps on speaker phone, shaking desk] Your blood pressure, Mr. Jameson. Your wife told me to tell you to watch the anger.

    J. Jonah Jameson: YOU TELL MY WIFE...

    [calms down]

    J. Jonah Jameson: [speaks into phone] Thank you.

    [turns to Hoffman]

    J. Jonah Jameson: Continue.

    Miss Brant: [buzzes phone and shakes desk again] Time to take your pill.

    Miss Brant: [buzz] Not that one.

    Miss Brant: [buzz] Not that one.

    J. Jonah Jameson: [points to jar of pills]

    Miss Brant: [nods and buzzes phone] Drink plenty of water.

    J. Jonah Jameson: [sigh] Thank you.

  • Miss Brant: Your shots are so good.

    Peter Parker: I'd love to shoot you sometime.

    Miss Brant: Peter Parker... oh, Peter...

    J. Jonah Jameson: Brant, that's not the position I hired you for!

  • Eddie Brock: Betty, Betty, bo-Betty, banana-fana, fo-Fetty!

    Miss Brant: He's busy.

    Eddie Brock: Aw, I'm just here to talk to you, beautiful!

    Miss Brant: What's that smell?

    Eddie Brock: Just a little something called 'Nice And Easy', what's on you?

    Miss Brant: It's called 'Go Away'!

  • Miss Brant: Boss, your wife's on the line, she said she lost her checkbook.

    J. Jonah Jameson: Thanks for the good news!

  • Peter Parker: Mr. Jameson, please, isn't there any of these shots you can use? I really need the money.

    J. Jonah Jameson: Awww. Miss Brant?

    Miss Brant: Yeah?

    J. Jonah Jameson: Get me a violin.

  • Miss Brant: [Walks in with Peter] Chief, I found Parker.

    J. Jonah Jameson: 'Bout time, where were you? Crazy scientist blows himself up, and we don't have pictures!

    Joseph 'Robbie' Robertson: I heard Spider-Man was there.

    J. Jonah Jameson: [annoyed] And where were you, photographing squirrels? You're fired!

    Miss Brant: [Peter turns to leave] Chief, the planetarium party.

    J. Jonah Jameson: Oh right, you're unfired, get back here!

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