Ring Announcer Quotes in Spider-Man (2002)
Ring Announcer Quotes:
Ring Announcer: [on the microphone, announcing to the audience as he walks backwards up the ramp to where Peter is standing behind the curtain] Will the next victim please enter the arena at this time! If he can withstand just three minutes in the cage with "Bonesaw" McGraw, the sum of three-thousand dollars will be paid to...
[gets off the microphone and asks Peter]
Ring Announcer: What's your name, kid?
Peter Parker: The Human Spider.
Ring Announcer: The Human Spider? That's it? That's the best you've got?
Peter Parker: Yeah.
Ring Announcer: Oh, that sucks.
[gets back on the microphone]
Ring Announcer: The sum of three-thousand dollars will be paid to... the terrifying... the deadly... the amazing Spider-Man!
[the audience cheers]
Ring Announcer: [Daniel has just scored the winning point with a kick to Johnny's chin, thus winning the championship... ring announcer prepares to present trophy] THE NEW CHAMPION...
Johnny Lawrence: [in tears and with a bloodied face taking trophy from ring announcer and presenting it himself to Daniel] You're all right, LaRusso!
Ring Announcer: ...DANIEL LARUSSO!
Johnny Lawrence: Good match!
Daniel: [to Johnny, as Daniel's being carried off the ring by the enthusiastic crowd] Thanks a lot!
Ring Announcer: We apologize for the delay. But there has been a change. Lightning Lou Lescano has withdrawn from the fight. Fighting in his place, from Thailand, the fighter name is Tong Po, ladies and gentlemen. Tong Po!
Judge: Aw, Christ!
[Goes to Maciah]
Judge: What the hell is going on here, Maciah? That fighter isn't licensed in this state.
[Sanga's Goon grabs the judge]
Judge: Hey, let me go! Get your hands off me!
Justin Maciah: [Goes to Brian's corner] Brian! Hey, you don't have to fight him.
Brian Wagner: It's no problem. I'll kill him.
Xian Chow: [to David] Your friend is in great danger.
[in a wrestling ring]
Ring Announcer: In this corner, Roy "The Couch Potato" Knable and his wife Helen The Heroin!
Ring Announcer: [before a wrestling match gets started] No holds barred. No transfusions allowed.
Ring Announcer: Tonight's event features two great athletes: in the blue corner weighing two hundred twenty one pounds of former heavyweight champion of the world, nicknamed The Dancing Destroyer", "The King of Sting", "The Count of Monte Fisto", and "The Master of Disaster", the one, the only: Apollo Creed. In the red corner weighing in at an even two hundred sixty one pounds, gold medalist an undefeated world amateur champion from the Soviet Union nicknamed "The Serbian Bull": Ivan Drago
Ring Announcer: Tonight's event features two great athletes: in the blue corner weighing two hundred twenty one pounds of former heavyweight champion of the world The Dancing Destroyer", "The King of Sting", "The Count of Monte Cristo", "The Master of Disaster", the one, the only: Apollo Creed, in the red corner weighing in at an even two hundred sixty one pounds, a gold medalist, an undefeated world amateur champion from the Soviet Union nicknamed "The Serbian Bull",: Ivan Drago
Ring Announcer: Ladies and gentlemen! In a stunning upset, scoring the win by a knockout, the new Heavyweight Champion of the World...
Rocky Balboa: You're great.
Ring Announcer: Rocky Balboa!
[Cheering grows louder]
Apollo: Good luck.
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