Flash Thompson Quotes in Spider-Man (2002)

Flash Thompson: Think you're pretty funny, don't you, freak?

Mary Jane: Flash, it was just an accident!

Flash Thompson: My fist breaking your teeth, that's the accident.

Mary Jane: C'mon, Flash, stop!

Peter Parker: I don't want to fight you, Flash.

Flash Thompson: I wouldn't want to fight me, neither.

Harry Osborn: [Flash and his gang are hassling Peter] Leave him alone.

Flash's Crony: Or what?

Flash Thompson: Or his father will fire your father!

[they laugh]

Flash Thompson: What's daddy gonna do, sue me?

Teacher: What is going on? The next person who talks will fail this course, I kid you not.

Flash Thompson: Hey, Parker.

Peter Parker: Not today, Flash.

Flash Thompson: Hey, come on man, I just want to talk.

[Peter lifts Flash and slams him against lockers, holding him there]

Flash Thompson: It feels better right? Look, your uncle died. I'm sorry. I get it. I'm sorry.

[Peter starts to cry and storms away]

Ben Parker: [sees Flash's Spider-Man t-shirt] That's a cool shirt.

Flash Thompson: Yeah. Dude's... dude's crazy. But chicks dig him.