Mary Jane Quotes in Spider-Man (2002)

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Mary Jane Quotes:

  • Mary Jane: Has he mentioned me?

    Peter Parker: Yeah.

    Mary Jane: What'd he say?

    Peter Parker: Uh... I said... he asked me what I thought about you.

    Mary Jane: And what did you say?

    Peter Parker: I said... uh... Spider-Man, I said uh... The great thing about MJ is... when you look in her eyes and she's looking back in yours... everything... feels... not quite normal. Because you feel stronger and weaker at the same time. You feel excited and at the same time, terrified. The truth is... you don't know what you feel except you know what kind of man you want to be. It's as if you've reached the unreachable and you weren't ready for it."

    Mary Jane: You said that?

    Peter Parker: Well, something like that.

    Peter Parker: [Harry walks in while they're holding hands] Hi...

  • Peter Parker: I want you to know, that I will always be there for you; I will always be there to take care of you. I promise you that. I will always be your friend.

    Mary Jane: Only a friend, Peter Parker?

    Peter Parker: That's all I have to give...

  • Mary Jane: You're amazing.

    Spider-Man: Some people don't think so...

    Mary Jane: But you are.

    Spider-Man: Nice to have a fan...

  • Flash Thompson: Think you're pretty funny, don't you, freak?

    Mary Jane: Flash, it was just an accident!

    Flash Thompson: My fist breaking your teeth, that's the accident.

    Mary Jane: C'mon, Flash, stop!

    Peter Parker: I don't want to fight you, Flash.

    Flash Thompson: I wouldn't want to fight me, neither.

  • Mary Jane: I wanna... act. On stage.

    Peter Parker: Really? Well that's perfect. You were awesome in all the school plays.

    Mary Jane: Really?

    Peter Parker: Yeah. I cried like a baby when you played Cinderella.

    Mary Jane: Peter, that was first grade.

    Peter Parker: Well, even so...

  • [in Aunt May's hospital room]

    Peter Parker: [relating to M.J. what he supposedly said to Spider-man] I said, um, Spider-man, I said, uh, the great thing about M.J. is when you look in her eyes, and she's looking back in yours, everything feels not quite normal, because you feel stronger, and weaker at the same time. You feel excited, and at the same time, terrified. The truth is you don't know what you feel, except you know what kind of man you want to be. It's as if you've reached the unreachable, and you weren't ready for it.

    Mary Jane: You said that?

    Peter Parker: Oh, something like that...

  • [after Mary Jane's audition]

    Mary Jane: So you just came by?

    Peter Parker: I was in the neighborhood...

  • Mary Jane: Who are you?

    Spider-Man: You know who I am.

    Mary Jane: I do?

    Spider-Man: Your friendly neighborhood Spider-Man.

  • Mary Jane: [looking at spiders] Disgusting!

    Harry Osborn: Yeah, I hate the little things.

    Mary Jane: I love 'em.

    Harry Osborn: Oh yeah, me too.

  • Mary Jane: You know, you're taller than you look.

    Peter Parker: I hunch.

    Mary Jane: Don't.

  • [Peter is going to take a picture of Mary Jane]

    Mary Jane: Don't make me look ugly.

    Peter Parker: That's impossible.

  • Mary Jane: What do you see coming for you?

    Peter Parker: I don't know. Whatever it is, it's something I never felt before.

    Mary Jane: And... what for me?

    Peter Parker: For you? You're gonna light up Broadway.

  • [as Flash Thompson tries to beat up Peter Parker in school]

    Mary Jane: Help him, Harry!

    [one of Flash's buddies tries to tackle Peter from behind, Peter senses it and jumps, flipping over backward and landing on his feet]

    Harry Osborn: Which one?

  • Peter Parker: Hey, it's me again!

    Mary Jane: Hey!

    Peter Parker: How was your audition?

    Mary Jane: How'd you know?

    Peter Parker: The hotline. Your mom, told my aunt, told me.

    Mary Jane: So you just came by?

    Peter Parker: I was in the neighborhood, needed to see a friendly face. I took three buses and a cab to *get* in the neighborhood, but... So how'd it go?

    Mary Jane: [wryly] Oh. They said I needed acting lessons. A *soap opera* told me I needed acting lessons.

    Peter Parker: Lemme buy you a cheeseburger. The sky's the limit, up to seven dollars... and eighty-four cents.

    Mary Jane: [laughs] I'd like a cheeseburger. Oh, but I'm going out to dinner with Harry.

    [pause]

    Mary Jane: Come with us.

    Peter Parker: No thanks. How's it going with...

    [Mary Jane looks down]

    Peter Parker: Never mind, it's none of my business.

    Mary Jane: It's not? Why so interested?

    Peter Parker: I'm not.

    Mary Jane: You're not?

    Peter Parker: Well... Why would I be?

    Mary Jane: [playfully] I dunno. Why would you be?

    Peter Parker: [smiles, not knowing what to say] I dunno.

    Mary Jane: Sorry you won't come with us. I better run, Tiger.

  • Spider-Man: You have a knack for getting in trouble.

    Mary Jane: You have a knack for saving my life. I think I have a superhero stalker.

    Spider-Man: I was in the neighborhood...

  • Mary Jane: He's saved my life twice and I've never even seen his face.

  • Mary Jane: Thanks for sticking up for me, Harry.

    Harry Osborn: You heard?

    Mary Jane: Everyone heard that creep.

    Harry Osborn: That creep is my father, all right! If I'm lucky, I'll become half of what he is. So just keep your mouth shut about stuff you don't understand!

  • Peter Parker: Can I take your picture for the school paper?

    Mary Jane: Sure.

  • Tour Guide: In this lab we have fifteen genetically enhanced super spiders.

    Mary Jane: There's fourteen. One's missing.

  • Mary Jane: Do I get to say thank you this time?

  • Mary Jane: I better run, tiger.

  • Peter Parker: How was your audition?

    Mary Jane: How did you know?

    Peter Parker: Hotline... your mom, told my aunt, told me...

  • Mary Jane: They said I need acting lessons. Can you believe that? A soap opera told me I need acting lessons.

  • Mary Jane: I'm Mary Jane.

    Shaggy: Like, that's my favorite name.

  • Mary Jane: Well, isn't it for the honor of God, Aunt Kate?

    Aunt Kate: I know all about the honor of God, Mary Jane.

  • Mary Jane: Are you an ornithologist as well?

    Bartell D'Arcy: An amateur. I suppose being a singer makes me susceptible to other creatures that sing. Birds are the most beautiful singers of all. Just think of the widow warbler and the wren.

  • Mary Jane: He's eating puppies...

  • [last lines]

    Mary Jane: That's all right. After all - I could have been the girl in the brown and white dress. Anyone could have.

  • Mary Jane: [referring to Miriam Ball] She must advertise in locker rooms.

  • Mary Jane: Oh, it's such a good idea having men in this world, wasn't it?

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