King Haroak Quotes in Son of the Pink Panther (1993)

King Haroak: [King Haroak and Princess Yasmin are riding in a limousine; Yasmin lights a cigarette and starts to smoke it] Oh... I wish you wouldn't smoke.

King Haroak: We should never have sent you to America, you picked up such appalling habits there.

Princess Yasmin: And nobody smokes in Lugash.

King Haroak: That's different.

Princess Yasmin: Hmm... of course... and there's nothing wrong with America, Father. My mother was American, you married her.

King Haroak: Your mother never smoked.

Princess Yasmin: Well, I'm surprised you noticed. You know, she wasn't dead three weeks before you married that... woman.

King Haroak: Well, you will no doubt be pleased to know that I am about to pay the price for that folly.

Princess Yasmin: Then, the rumor is true?

King Haroak: Yes, it would seem so, but Yasmin, please keep it to yourself. I don''t want to alert your stepmother until I have proof.

King Haroak: [at a Monaco casino, after Yasmin has just won a game of baccarat] Praise Allah someone in this family is lucky.

Princess Yasmin: Hmm.

[Yasmin gets out of her seat and leaves the baccarat table]

Princess Yasmin: [to Hans] Cash this in.

Hans Zarba: How do you know I can be trusted?

Princess Yasmin: [Yasmin slaps Hans, then she puts her glasses on] Oh, I'm sorry, I thought you were one of my bodyguards, it's all right. Uh, what's the going rate on a slap these days?

Princess Yasmin: [Hans holds up a casino chip] You're cheap.

[Hans tosses the chip to the baccarat dealer, who responds "Merci, monsieur."]

King Haroak: [Middle Eastern music plays in the background as King Haroak approaches his queen] You are looking as beautiful as ever.

Queen: And you're still the quintessential flatterer.

King Haroak: We haven't been in this place... together... for how long?

Queen: Ten years.

King Haroak: At least. You, uh... wanted to see me? Why?

Queen: I felt I should lend my support.

King Haroak: That's very considerate of you.

Queen: I believe one of the ransom conditions is that you abdicate your throne.

King Haroak: Yes.

Queen: You'd do that?

King Haroak: It's possible... as long as my successor is not an army man.

Queen: Well, I'm here if you need me.

[King Haroak kisses the queen's hand]

King Haroak: I won't forget that.

[King Haroak leaves the room]

Uncle Idris: [from the bedroom] Obviously doesn't have much faith in the military.

Queen: That's just his way of saying that he knows we're sleeping together.

Uncle Idris: You think that's all he knows?

Queen: Mm-hmm... or by now, you'd be soup for my supper.

King Haroak: [Middle Eastern music plays in the background as King Haroak approaches his queen inside the Lugash palace] You are looking as beautiful as ever.

Queen: And you're still the quintessential flatterer.

King Haroak: We haven't been in this place... together... for how long?

Queen: Ten years.

King Haroak: At least. You, uh... wanted to see me? Why?

Queen: I felt I should lend my support.

King Haroak: That's very considerate of you.

Queen: I believe one of the ransom conditions is that you abdicate your throne.

King Haroak: Yes.

Queen: You'd do that?

King Haroak: It's possible... as long as my successor is not an army man.

Queen: Well, I'm here if you need me.

[King Haroak kisses the queen's hand]

King Haroak: I won't forget that.

[King Haroak leaves the room]

Gen. Jaffar: [from the bedroom] Obviously doesn't have much faith in the military.

Queen: That's just his way of saying that he knows we're sleeping together.

Gen. Jaffar: You think that's all he knows?

Queen: Mm-hmm... or by now, you'd be soup for my supper.