Gen. Jaffar Quotes in Son of the Pink Panther (1993)

King Haroak: [Middle Eastern music plays in the background as King Haroak approaches his queen inside the Lugash palace] You are looking as beautiful as ever.

Queen: And you're still the quintessential flatterer.

King Haroak: We haven't been in this place... together... for how long?

Queen: Ten years.

King Haroak: At least. You, uh... wanted to see me? Why?

Queen: I felt I should lend my support.

King Haroak: That's very considerate of you.

Queen: I believe one of the ransom conditions is that you abdicate your throne.

King Haroak: Yes.

Queen: You'd do that?

King Haroak: It's possible... as long as my successor is not an army man.

Queen: Well, I'm here if you need me.

[King Haroak kisses the queen's hand]

King Haroak: I won't forget that.

[King Haroak leaves the room]

Gen. Jaffar: [from the bedroom] Obviously doesn't have much faith in the military.

Queen: That's just his way of saying that he knows we're sleeping together.

Gen. Jaffar: You think that's all he knows?

Queen: Mm-hmm... or by now, you'd be soup for my supper.

Gen. Jaffar: [the telephone rings, Jaffar, who is sleeping with a mistress, answers it] Hello?

Queen: Did I wake you?

Gen. Jaffar: No.

Queen: Are you alone?

Gen. Jaffar: No, I am in bed with a beautiful woman.

Queen: Don;t tease, even in fun.

Gen. Jaffar: I just spoke to our friend in France, something's,come up, and he plans to visit Uncle Idris.

[King Haroak is listening to the conversation, which is being taped in a separate surveillance room]

Queen: So soon?

Gen. Jaffar: Evidently, he had no alternative.

Queen: Rumor has it that the king is returning to the city tomorrow.

Gen. Jaffar: Good; this place is getting a little too close to Uncle Idris for comfort.

Queen: Will I see you tomorrow?

Gen. Jaffar: Of course, good night.

[the Queen hangs up her phone]

Gen. Jaffar: [the telephone rings, Jaffar, who is sleeping with a mistress, answers it] Hello?

Queen: Did I wake you?

Gen. Jaffar: No.

Queen: Are you alone?

Gen. Jaffar: No, I am in bed with a beautiful woman.

Queen: Don't tease, even in fun.

Gen. Jaffar: I just spoke to our friend in France: something's come up, and he plans to visit Uncle Idris.

[King Haroak is listening to the conversation, which is being taped in a separate surveillance room]

Queen: So soon?

Gen. Jaffar: Evidently, he had no alternative.

Queen: Rumor has it that the king is returning to the city tomorrow.

Gen. Jaffar: Good; this place is getting a little too close to Uncle Idris for comfort.

Queen: Will I see you tomorrow?

Gen. Jaffar: Of course, good night.