Col. Al-Durai Quotes in Son of the Pink Panther (1993)

Col. Al-Durai: [Omar, Col. Al-Durai, and Jacques leave Omar's Oasis through the kitchen door] Come, this way!

Gendarme Jacques Gambrelli: Not until you tell me who you are.

Col. Al-Durai: Colonel Al-Durai, Lugash Special Services. I'm here to help you rescue the princess.

Gendarme Jacques Gambrelli: Where is the princess?

Col. Al-Durai: She is being held in a desert hideout, about 20 kilometers northeast of Ksar El Kebir.

Omar: You didn't tell me it was going to be like this!

Col. Al-Durai: I didn't know it was...

Omar: I am ruined!

Col. Al-Durai: Going to be like this! You'll be compensated. Where's your car?

Omar: Over there!

Col. Al-Durai: Everyone, in the car, in the car!

Col. Al-Durai: Remember men, it is a diplomatic imperative that Clouseau gets credit for rescuing the princess. Good luck.

Col. Al-Durai: [to Omar and Cato] Gentlemen, after you.

Omar: Me? I'm not going.

Cato Fong: Me neither.

Col. Al-Durai: In that case, Sergeant, take them out and shoot them.

Omar: I changed my mind!

[the troops start making "hup" noises and getting ready for battle as Omar and Cato head for the helicopter]

Cato Fong: Save me a seat!