Marta Balls Quotes in Son of the Pink Panther (1993)

Gendarme Jacques Gambrelli: [enters Prof. Balls' shop] Hello?

Professor Auguste Balls: [from another room] Hello!

Gendarme Jacques Gambrelli: Doctor Balls?

Professor Auguste Balls: Who wants to know?

Gendarme Jacques Gambrelli: Detective Jacques Clouseau, second - uh, first class, - Junior! I spoke with you on the phone, earlier.

[Jacques gasps as Prof. Balls' wife comes into the main room]

Gendarme Jacques Gambrelli: Good evening.

Marta Balls: I am Madame Balls. You don't look like him.

Gendarme Jacques Gambrelli: I wouldn't know; I've never met your husband.

Marta Balls: Who said anything about my husband?

Gendarme Jacques Gambrelli: You did. You said I don't look like him.

Marta Balls: I meant your father!

Gendarme Jacques Gambrelli: Well, why didn't you say so? I never met him, either.

Marta Balls: [Madame Balls laughs] He's a real Clouseau!

Professor Auguste Balls: [Prof. Balls enters the main shop room] Detective Clouseau?

Gendarme Jacques Gambrelli: First class, Junior!

Professor Auguste Balls: Naturally. Dr. Auguste Balls of Nice, at your service.

Marta Balls: Oh!

Professor Auguste Balls: You must forgive me for having Madame Balls establish your authenticity. So many crooks and charlatans these days would use my talents for ill-gotten gains. You can't be too careful. Now, am I forgiven?

Gendarme Jacques Gambrelli: Yes.

Professor Auguste Balls: Such a joy to see the son of my oldest, dearest, and deadest friend. And as I always used to say to him: "Always remember, if you need a disguise when duty calls, look no further because... you've got Balls."