Jack Sadelstein Quotes in Jack and Jill (2011)
Jack Sadelstein Quotes:
-
Jack Sadelstein: Did I ever tell you Todd is an atheist?
Jill Sadelstein: A WHAT?
Todd: Oh, God.
Jack Sadelstein: Have a great time, guys.
Jill Sadelstein: No! How could there be a Grand Canyon if God didn't exist?
Todd: Right. That's a very good point. I'm just saying, you know, maybe...
Jill Sadelstein: Maybe God wouldn't have given you a rat face if you believed in him.
Todd: I don't have a rat face.
Jill Sadelstein: Yes, you do have a rat face! It's scary.
John McEnroe: Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, wait a minute. This guy doesn't believe in God?
Jill Sadelstein: No!
Todd: No, no, I'm just saying that there's not real proof.
John McEnroe: IDIOTS like you really make me MAD!
Michael Irvin: Fight! Fight!
-
Jack Sadelstein: [after Jill's disastrous date that he's responsible for] I am such an idiot!
Erin Sadelstein: You're an idiot? Jack, what did you do?
Gary Sadelstein: Busted! Disgusted! Never to be trusted!
-
Jill Sadelstein: Oh, please! Tell me you don't feel this.
[slaps herself]
Jack Sadelstein: I didn't feel it. Maybe if you did it harder.
[slaps harder]
Jack Sadelstein: Little harder.
[slaps a little more harder]
Erin Sadelstein: No, Jill, stop it. He's kidding
Jill Sadelstein: What?
[Gary punches her, knocks her out of the chair]
Otto: Donkey fight!
Erin Sadelstein: Jill, are you okay?.
Jill Sadelstein: Yeah, no, I'm fine. Gary, that was... He didn't 100% percent connect.
Gary Sadelstein: Feel that, Daddy?
Jack Sadelstein: I... I actually did feel something, there. Pride in my son.
-
Jack Sadelstein: [to Jill] Don't forget your sweat shadow.
-
Jack Sadelstein: I can't believe this. This is insane, man! You gotta call him!
Jill Sadelstein: Oh, cool your buns. You know I'm still hurting the whole Funbucket fiasco.
Jack Sadelstein: No, but Pacino liked you! I swear to God, he really liked you!
Jill Sadelstein: Oh, will you stop already? You know all he wants to do is play Twister with your sister.
-
Ted: What's this about a twin?
Todd: Oh, Jack. He has a twin sister.
Ted: Are you kidding me? You never told me you had a twin sister.
Jack Sadelstein: No, no, I mean, she's...
Ted: Identical or fraternal?
Todd: Nocturnal, like a bat.
-
Jill Sadelstein: Why are you so afraid to admit that we are connected? Face it. We shared Mom's womb. We were womb-mates.
Jack Sadelstein: Oh, that is just disgusting.
Browse more character quotes from Jack and Jill (2011)