Head Nurse Quotes in The Three Stooges (2012)
Head Nurse Quotes:
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Head Nurse: Can't you read? Visiting hours are over.
Curly: Even for family?
Head Nurse: You're related?
Curly: Yeah.
Head Nurse: How?
Curly: His mother and my mother were both mothers.
-- Head Nurse -
[in a hospital]
Jon: You let your patients smoke in here?
Head Nurse: Honey, they all gonna die of something sooner or later.
-- Head Nurse -
Head Nurse: [Sternly] You get back into bed. That's an order. Get back into bed.
Capt. Tom Reynolds: One day, I'm gonna' meet a nurse who doesn't sound like a troop commander.
Head Nurse: Captain, I'm going to report you to the colonel.
Capt. Tom Reynolds: Tattletale.
-- Head Nurse -
Colonel Dr. Barry: I'm not running a bar for Kachins.
Capt. Tom Reynolds: Well, you feel they're below your station, Doctor? You know, your type of so-called democratic Americans burns my butt.
Head Nurse: The captain is a mental case!
-- Head Nurse
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Characters on The Three Stooges (2012)
- Snooki
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- Young Teddy
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- Party Security
- Balloon Girl
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