The Situation Quotes in The Three Stooges (2012)

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The Situation Quotes:

  • Ronnie: What are you, crazy? That's assault!

    Moe: Heres your pepper. Shut up.

    [Moe slaps him]

    The Situation: My man!

    Ronnie: Who asked ya, muscle-head?

    [Moe pokes him in the head]

    JWoww: Moe! You can't just go around hitting people.

    Moe: No? Well, can I do this?

    [Moe plucks out her nose hair]

    Moe: Hmm, rare bouquet.

  • [Foster the People's "Waste" plays throughout the montage; Larry and Curly watch Moe on "Jersey Shore" on a TV in an electronics store window]

    Moe: [on "Jersey Shore"] Is that what you think? Shut up!

    [Moe slaps Ronnie]

    The Situation: Hey, yo!

    [Moe slaps The Situation]

    Moe: You, too! Here's another one!

    [Moe slaps Ronnie]

    Moe: [Moe sits down next to Snooki, who is reading a book] Hiya, Snook, I got you a present.

    Snooki: Really? For me?

    Moe: Yeah, go on, open it.

    Snooki: [Snooki opens the box, and then Moe delivers a finger poke to her eyes when she discovers the box is empty] Ow!

    Moe: [Moe laughs, with Curly and Larry chuckling at Moe's antics; the scene changes to Larry and Curly sleeping in a dumpster, with Curly dreaming about dancing around in a field of bubbles with Moe and Larry; the scene shifts back to Moe on the set of "Jersey Shore"] Why, you...!

    Moe: [Moe slaps the side of Ronnie's face and his forehead, then he slaps The Situation's face] There you go!

    Moe: [the "Jersey Shore" producers watch with delight, as Larry and Curly laugh at Moe's antics; Moe waves his hand up and down in front of JWoww's face] Why, you...

    [Moe lowers his hand to the table, and quickly waves his hand up and down in JWoww's face, making a rhythmic bonking sound; Larry and Curly continue to watch Moe]

    Moe: [Moe holds his fist in front of Ronnie; he hits Moe's fist, which curves upward and hits Ronnie on the head] You see that?

    The Situation: [Ronnie tries to imitate Moe, only for Moe to knock Ronnie's fist back into his own face] You see that?

    Moe: [Moe breaks a pool cue stick on The Situation] Business!

    The Situation: Oh!

    JWoww: [Moe laughs while he holds a hot curling iron on JWoww's tongue] Umph! Umph!

    Moe: [Moe hits The Situation on the nose, then slaps him on the chin] Why, you...!

    Moe: [Larry and Curly continue laughing at Moe's antics as Moe breaks a microwave oven over Ronnie's head, and sets the timer; Ronnie's eyes bulge out of their sockets as the electricity flows] Why, you...!

  • Sammi: Now look: either you kick Moe off the show, or we're suing him!

    Snooki: Like, with a lawyer!

    Moe's Hip Executive: Court sounds okay to me.

    Moe's Hip Executive: [to his assistant] You know, we could probably do a cross-promotion with Lockup.

    Snooki: Great, just great. So basically, what you're saying is this whole show is about the ratings?

    Moe's Hip Executive: Uh, yeah.

    RonnieThe Situation: Ohhh!

    [Ronnie, The Situation and the other cast members groan in annoyance]

    Sammi: Unbelievable.

    Moe: [pointing to Snooki's "Guinness" hat] Look, just 'cause she's wearing a "genius" hat, doesn't mean she is one.

  • Ronnie: How's that Whynatte?

    The Situation: This is, like, my fourth or fifth.

    Sammi: What happened last night?

    The Situation: What kind of flavor? I like coffee, too.

    Moe: Hey, I'm heading out to 7-Eleven, anyone up for some gummy worms?

    JWoww: Yeah, maybe if they were soaked in vodka. By the way, why are you even on our show? You look like a stretched-out meatball.

    The Situation: [laughter] Did not Moe tell you that he's using our little program as a launching pad to make a lot of paper to save homeless orphan babies?

    Ronnie: Good luck, this guy can't even buy the right kind of grated cheese. I asked for Romano, not Parmesan, you mook.

    Moe: Oh, you don't like that cheese.

    Ronnie: No.

    Moe: Well, let's see what we can do about that.

    [Moe picks up the cheese grater]

    Ronnie: What are you doing?

    Teddy: [watching "Jersey Shore" from his bedroom with Lydia] Oh boy, here we go.

    Moe: [Moe rubs the cheese grater on Ronnie's foot] How about some aged cheddar, tough guy? Come on!

    Ronnie: Ow! What, are you crazy? That's assault!

    Moe: Here's your pepper. Shut up!

    [Moe slaps Ronnie]

    The Situation: My man!

    Moe: Who asked you, muscle-head!

    [Moe quickly finger-pokes The Situation's eyes]

    Sammi: Moe, you just can't go around hitting people!

    Moe: Oh, no? Well, can I do this?

    [Moe plucks Sammi's nasal hairs out of her nostril]

    Sammi: Hmm, rare bouquet.

    JWoww: Are you kidding me? Who does this?

  • Ronnie: How's that Whynatte?

    The Situation: This is, like, my fourth or fifth.

    Sammi: What happened last night?

    The Situation: What kind of flavor? I like coffee, too.

    Moe: Hey, I'm heading out to 7-Eleven, anyone up for some gummy worms?

    JWoww: Yeah, maybe if they were soaked in vodka. By the way, why are you even on our show? You look like a stretched-out meatball.

    [laughter]

    The Situation: Did not Moe tell you that he's using our little program as a launching pad to make a lot of paper to save homeless orphan babies?

    Ronnie: Good luck, this guy can't even buy the right kind of grated cheese. I asked for Romano, not Parmesan, you mook.

    Moe: Oh, you don't like that cheese.

    Ronnie: No.

    Moe: Well, let's see what we can do about that.

    [Moe picks up the cheese grater]

    Ronnie: What are you doing?

    Teddy: [watching "Jersey Shore" from his bedroom with Lydia] Oh boy, here we go.

    Moe: [Moe rubs the cheese grater on Ronnie's foot] How about some aged cheddar, tough guy? Come on!

    Ronnie: Ow! What, are you crazy? That's assault!

    Moe: Here's your pepper, shut up!

    [Moe slaps Ronnie]

    The Situation: My man!

    Moe: [Moe finger-pokes The Situation in the eyes] Who asked you, muscle-head!

    Sammi: Moe, you just can't go around hitting people!

    Moe: Oh, no? Well, can I do this?

    [Moe plucks Sammi's nasal hairs out of her nostril]

    Sammi: Ow!

    Moe: Hmm, rare bouquet.

    JWoww: Are you kidding me? Who does this?

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