Snooki Quotes in The Three Stooges (2012)

Moe: Hiya, Snook. I got you a present.

Snooki: Really?

Moe: Yeah. Go on, open it.

[Snooki opens the box and Moe pokes her in the eye]

Snooki: Ow!

[Foster the People's "Waste" plays throughout the montage; Larry and Curly watch Moe on "Jersey Shore" on a TV in an electronics store window]

Moe: [on "Jersey Shore"] Is that what you think? Shut up!

[Moe slaps Ronnie]

The Situation: Hey, yo!

[Moe slaps The Situation]

Moe: You, too! Here's another one!

[Moe slaps Ronnie]

Moe: [Moe sits down next to Snooki, who is reading a book] Hiya, Snook, I got you a present.

Snooki: Really? For me?

Moe: Yeah, go on, open it.

Snooki: [Snooki opens the box, and then Moe delivers a finger poke to her eyes when she discovers the box is empty] Ow!

Moe: [Moe laughs, with Curly and Larry chuckling at Moe's antics; the scene changes to Larry and Curly sleeping in a dumpster, with Curly dreaming about dancing around in a field of bubbles with Moe and Larry; the scene shifts back to Moe on the set of "Jersey Shore"] Why, you...!

Moe: [Moe slaps the side of Ronnie's face and his forehead, then he slaps The Situation's face] There you go!

Moe: [the "Jersey Shore" producers watch with delight, as Larry and Curly laugh at Moe's antics; Moe waves his hand up and down in front of JWoww's face] Why, you...

[Moe lowers his hand to the table, and quickly waves his hand up and down in JWoww's face, making a rhythmic bonking sound; Larry and Curly continue to watch Moe]

Moe: [Moe holds his fist in front of Ronnie; he hits Moe's fist, which curves upward and hits Ronnie on the head] You see that?

The Situation: [Ronnie tries to imitate Moe, only for Moe to knock Ronnie's fist back into his own face] You see that?

Moe: [Moe breaks a pool cue stick on The Situation] Business!

The Situation: Oh!

JWoww: [Moe laughs while he holds a hot curling iron on JWoww's tongue] Umph! Umph!

Moe: [Moe hits The Situation on the nose, then slaps him on the chin] Why, you...!

Moe: [Larry and Curly continue laughing at Moe's antics as Moe breaks a microwave oven over Ronnie's head, and sets the timer; Ronnie's eyes bulge out of their sockets as the electricity flows] Why, you...!

Sammi: Now look: either you kick Moe off the show, or we're suing him!

Snooki: Like, with a lawyer!

Moe's Hip Executive: Court sounds okay to me.

Moe's Hip Executive: [to his assistant] You know, we could probably do a cross-promotion with Lockup.

Snooki: Great, just great. So basically, what you're saying is this whole show is about the ratings?

Moe's Hip Executive: Uh, yeah.

Ronnie, The Situation: Ohhh!

[Ronnie, The Situation and the other cast members groan in annoyance]

Sammi: Unbelievable.

Moe: [pointing to Snooki's "Guinness" hat] Look, just 'cause she's wearing a "genius" hat, doesn't mean she is one.

Larry: Look, Moe, we owe you an apology.

Moe: No, fellas, I'm the one who owes you the apology. I know sometimes I tend to fly off the handle and...

Larry: No, you don't.

Moe: Yes, I do.

Curly: No, it's just that you get a little upset and...

Moe: [Moe flicks Larry and Curly on their noses, and then he slaps Larry and Curly] Shut up when I'm apologizing!

Larry: We don't have time for that! Teddy's in a jam!

Curly: Yeah, you know that woman who wanted us to take out her husband?

[Curly gasps and hisses]

Curly: She's married to Teddy!

Moe: No wonder she wanted us to smother him in his sleep!

Curly: Yeah.

Moe: I knew I smelled a...

Snooki, JWoww, Sammi: A rat! A rat! Eek!

Moe: [Moe picks up Nippy, Curly's pet rat] That's no rat, it's Nippy! How you doing, buddy? Aw, I missed you too, Nips.

Larry: Come on, we got work to do. We got to get to Teddy before his wife does.

Moe: Come on.

Curly: [Curly chuckles, and rhythmically snaps his fingers] Nyuk, nyuk, nyuk, nyuk. Rrowff!

Moe: Come on, Romeo!

[Moe pulls Curly out of the studio by his ear]

Moe's Hip Executive: Are you kidding me? There's three of them?