Al Pacino Quotes in Jack and Jill (2011)

Al Pacino: [after seeing his Dunkaccino commercial] Burn this.

Jill Sadelstein: [after breaking his Oscar] Oh, my God! I'm so sorry! I am sure you have others, though.

Al Pacino: Uh, you'd think it, but, uh, oddly enough, I don't.

Eddie DeVol: How's it goin' Paulie?

Paul Vitti: It's goin' all right.

Eddie DeVol: You know my guys - Enormous Bobby and Al Pacino?

Paul Vitti: Al Pacino... that's your name?

Al Pacino: No, they call me that because I look like Al Pacino.

Paul Vitti: Oh?

Al Pacino: The actor.

Paul Vitti: Anybody ever call you Carol Burnett?

Al Pacino: Why?

Paul Vitti: Because you look as much like Carol Burnett as you do Al Pacino.