John McEnroe Quotes in Jack and Jill (2011)

Jack Sadelstein: Did I ever tell you Todd is an atheist?

Jill Sadelstein: A WHAT?

Todd: Oh, God.

Jack Sadelstein: Have a great time, guys.

Jill Sadelstein: No! How could there be a Grand Canyon if God didn't exist?

Todd: Right. That's a very good point. I'm just saying, you know, maybe...

Jill Sadelstein: Maybe God wouldn't have given you a rat face if you believed in him.

Todd: I don't have a rat face.

Jill Sadelstein: Yes, you do have a rat face! It's scary.

John McEnroe: Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, wait a minute. This guy doesn't believe in God?

Jill Sadelstein: No!

Todd: No, no, I'm just saying that there's not real proof.

John McEnroe: IDIOTS like you really make me MAD!

Michael Irvin: Fight! Fight!

John McEnroe: I like the way you beat up those guys who were making fun of you. It was pretty cool.

Longfellow Deeds: Yeah I bet you know what it's like to get all riled up Johnny Mac.

John McEnroe: That I do.

[nearly getting run over]

John McEnroe: [yelling after the car] What kind of driving is that?