Floris Quotes in Being John Malkovich (1999)

Floris: Welcome to Lestercorp. How may we meet your filing needs?

Craig Schwartz: No, no. Um... my name's Craig Schwartz. I have an interview with Dr. Lester.

Floris: Oh. Please have a seat, Mr. Juarez.

Craig Schwartz: Schwartz.

Floris: Pardon?

Craig Schwartz: Schwartz.

Floris: I- I'm sorry. I have no idea what you're saying to me right now.

Craig Schwartz: My name is Schwartz.

Floris: "My name is Warts"?

[Craig takes a seat]

Floris: [intercom beeps] Mr. Juarez?

[Craig doesn't respond at first]

Craig Schwartz: Oh. Yes?

Floris: Chest?

Craig Schwartz: I said, "Yes?"

Floris: You suggest what? I'm sorry I have no time for piddling suggestions from mumbling job applicants. Besides, Dr. Lester will see you now.

Dr. Lester: Floris, get Guinness on the phone.

Floris: Right away, Dr. Lester. Genghis Khan Capone.

Floris: I can't understand a word you're saying

[pauses]

Floris: asshole.

Charlie: Lookin' great, Flo.

Floris: "Lookin' grateful"?

[gazing longingly at Craig as he does the filing]

Floris: Oh, what magic those fingers could work on the right cabinet! Maybe you could alphabetize me. And remember, 'I' comes before 'U'.