Jane Harmon Quotes in The First Time (2012)

Jane Harmon: No, Dave's amazing. He's one of my best friends. Definitely my best guy friend. He's just, you know, he's always been there for me through all my... terrible relationships and shit, and... I can tell him anything. And he gives the best advice, he's so smart. You should see the way he is with his sister.

Aubrey Miller: He has a sister?

Jane Harmon: Yeah, she's five, or maybe six but so, so cute and he's, like, super involved in her life 'cause I guess the dad isn't really around or whatever.

Aubrey Miller: Where is he?

Jane Harmon: It's just that most guys our age are really self-absorbed, you know.

Jane Harmon: God, I am so sick of these arrogant jag weeds! They're big, stupid mouths and they're tiny little penises.

Jane Harmon: Well, I don't care about that kind of stuff any more. I am over boys. They all suck. Especially the hotties.

Dave Hodgman: You've said that before. Many times.

Jane Harmon: No, this time I mean it.

Jane Harmon: God! I am SO sick of these arrogant jag weeds. Their big stupid mouths and their tiny little penises.

Aubrey Miller: They're not talking about Dave anymore?

Jane Harmon: They're talking about Brendan Meltzer.

Aubrey Miller: Is he douchebag?

Jane Harmon: World's most humongous douchebag!

Jane Harmon: I'm Jane.

Aubrey Miller: Aubrey. We met.

Jane Harmon: Right. You know Dave?

Aubrey Miller: Yeah, a little.

Jane Harmon: Do you like... like him?

Aubrey Miller: What? No, no, no. I, um... No, I'm with, um...

[looking at Ronny]

Aubrey Miller: ... that guy.

Jane Harmon: Oh, wow, he is gorgeous.

Dave Hodgman: Jane, Janie... I'm going to go.

Jane Harmon: What? But I was just telling you about... Don't you want to talk?

Dave Hodgman: No, not tonight. I'll see you on Monday, okay?

Jane Harmon: Okay.

Jane Harmon: Well, I'm a little tipsy. Yes, I am.

Jane Harmon: He's always been there for me through all my terrible relationships and shit, and I can tell him anything.