Lotte Schwartz Quotes in Being John Malkovich (1999)

Lotte Schwartz: I think it's kinda sexy that John Malkovich has a portal, y'know, sort of like, it's like, like he has a vagina. It's sort of vaginal, y'know, like he has a, he has a penis AND a vagina. I mean, it's sort of like... Malkovich's... feminine side. I like that.

Lotte Schwartz: Don't stand in the way of my actualization as a man.

[Lotte comes home late at night]

Craig Schwartz: You were him, weren't you?

Lotte Schwartz: Yeah.

Craig Schwartz: And he was with her!

Lotte Schwartz: We love her, Craig.

Craig Schwartz: We?

Lotte Schwartz: John and me.

Lotte Schwartz: Suck my dick!

[first lines]

Lotte Schwartz: Craig, honey, it's time for bed.

[fade out and in]

Orrin Hatch the bird: Craig, honey, time to get up, Craig, honey, time to get up, Craig, honey, time to get up, Craig, honey, time to get up,

Craig Schwartz: Lotte...

Lotte Schwartz: I'm sorry. I didn't know Orrin Hatch was out of his cage.

Lotte Schwartz: We love her, Craig.

Craig Schwartz: We?

Lotte Schwartz: John and me.

Craig Schwartz: Don't forget about me!

Lotte Schwartz: Well you have a Maxine action figure to play with!