Craig Schwartz (in John Malkovich) Quotes in Being John Malkovich (1999)

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Craig Schwartz (in John Malkovich) Quotes:

  • Maxine: Let's have sex on his table and then make him eat an omelette off of it.

    John Malkovich: NO!

    [Craig regains control]

    Craig Schwartz (in John Malkovich): Shut up, you overrated piece of shit.

  • Craig Schwartz (in John Malkovich): There is truth, and there are lies, and art always tells the truth. Even when it's lying.

  • Craig Schwartz (in John Malkovich): You see, Maxine, it isn't just playing with dolls.

    Maxine: You're right, my darling, it's so much more. It's playing with people!

  • Larry the Agent: John! Great to see you! Sorry about the cunt at reception.

    Craig Schwartz (in John Malkovich): This is my fiancée Maxine.

    Larry the Agent: Great to see you, Maxine. Sorry about the cunt at reception. Please have a seat.

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