Everyone Quotes in Mighty Morphin Power Rangers: The Movie (1995)

[All the kids of Angel Grove are enjoying their parent-free lives playing with Ivan's Ooze and partying]

Fred Kelman: Hey, everyone!

[whistles; everyone falls silent]

Fred Kelman: Listen up! You all think this is one big party, don't you?

Everyone: Yeah!

Fred Kelman: Well, you've all been brainwashed. Ivan's taking over the planet and he's using all of us in his plans. And he's got our parents!

Kid: What are you talking about?

Fred Kelman: Look, Ivan Ooze is evil. And if you don't come with me right now, our parents are going to die! You've got to believe me!

Everyone: HAPPY BIRTHDAY, BULMA!

Oolong: 38 is crazy old!

Bulma: SHUT UP!

Velda: Get your damn car out of my friendship ring.

Phyllis: Hi, Vel. Lovely to see you too.

Velda: Okay, fine! On your marks! Get Set! Go!

[Fires into the air, causing a crow to fall to the ground]

Everyone: EWWWWWW!

[Boys are peeing off of a ledge]

Max: Shake your lizards, let 'em drain. Move your hips and...

Everyone: Spell your name!

Max: Send it straight, send it hard. Now a sword fight, go...

Everyone: On guard!

Max: Eat your veggies, eat your starches. Lean back boys...

Everyone: Golden arches!

Max: Alright! Now flip them and zip them and let's get going!

Chef: [singing] Everything worked out what a happy end. Americans and Canadians are friends again. So let's all join hands and knock oppression down.

Cartman, Kyle, Stan: Don't you know our little lives are now complete?

Mrs. Cartman, Sheila Broflovski: 'Cause Terrance and phillip are sweet.

Sheila Broflovski: Super sweet.

everyone: Thank God we live in this quiet, little pissant, redneck, podunk, jerkwater, greenhorn, one-horse, mudhole, peckerwood, right-wing, whistle-stop, hobnail, truck-driving, old-fashioned, hayseed, inbred, unkempt, out-of-date, white trash...

Cartman, Kyle, Stan: Kick-ass!

everyone: Mountain... town!

everyone: [singing] Thank God we live in this quiet, little, pissant, redneck, podunk, jerkwater, greenhorn, one-horse, mudhole, peckerwood, right-wing, whistle-stop, hobnail, truck-driving, old-fashioned, hayeseed, inbred, unkempt, out-of-date, white trash, kick-ass! Mountain town!

Stan: [pointing at Kenny in the sky] Look.

Owl: [Reciting the letter] Dear Tigger, just a note to say:...

Kanga: ...dress warmly...

Winnie The Pooh: ...eat well...

Piglet: ...stay safe and sound...

Eeyore: ...keep smiling...

Roo: We're always there for you.

Owl: Signed

Everyone: Your family.

Marilyn Wilson: I'd like to make a toast. To "Good Vibrations", Brian's pocket symphony to God. And the biggest selling single the Beach Boys ever had. Ever!

Everyone: Here, here!

Guest 1: Brian, the suits at Capitol must be happy.

Guest 2: Yeah, I guess you can tell the record company to screw themselves. I mean, you can do whatever you want, Brian. Right?

Guest 1: Now what are you going to do with all that freedom?

Brian Past: [to Marilyn] Did my dad call?

Marilyn Wilson: No, he didn't. You want me to get him for you?

Guest 1: Hey Van, what do you and Brian have cooking?

Van Dyke Parks: [smiling] You know, just your basic American songbook neoclassical ditties. Your basic Copland, Gershwin, Hank Williams, a little bit of Irving Berlin and Kurt Weill, just a sprinkle of Beethoven and Beach Boys. Nothing too ambitious. Kind of a comedy album. Brian wants to call it Smile.

C.D. Bales: [challenged to think of twenty jokes better than "Big Nose"] Let's start with... Obvious: 'scuse me, is that your nose or did a bus park on your face? Meteorological: everybody take cover, she's going to blow! Fashionable: you know, you could de-emphasize your nose if you wore something larger, like... Wyoming. Personal: well, here we are, just the three of us. Punctual: all right, Delbman, your nose was on time but YOU were fifteen minutes late! Envious: Ooooh, I wish I were you! Gosh, to be able to smell your own ear! Naughty: uh, pardon me, sir, some of the ladies have asked if you wouldn't mind putting that thing away. Philosophical: you know, it's not the size of a nose that's important, it's what's IN IT that matters. Humorous: laugh and the world laughs with you. Sneeze, and it's goodbye, Seattle! Commercial: hi, I'm Earl Scheib, and I can paint that nose for $39.95! Polite: uh, would you mind not bobbing your head? The, uh, orchestra keeps changing tempo. Melodic: Everybody. He's got...

Everyone: [singing] The whole world in his nose!

C.D. Bales: Sympathetic: aw, what happened? Did your parents lose a bet with God? Complimentary: you must love the little birdies to give them this to perch on. Scientific: Say, does that thing there influence the tides? Obscure: whoa! I'd hate to see the grindstone. Well, think about it. Inquiring: when you stop to smell the flowers, are they afraid? French: saihr, ze pigs have refused to find any more truffles until you leave! Pornographic: finally, a man who can satisfy two women at once! How many is that?

Dean: Fourteen, Chief!

C.D. Bales: Religious: the Lord giveth... and He just kept on giving, didn't He? Disgusting: Say, who mows your nose hair? Paranoid: keep that guy away from my cocaine! Aromatic: it must wonderful to wake up in the morning and smell the coffee... in Brazil. Appreciative: Oooh, how original! Most people just have their teeth capped.

[he pauses, pretending to be stumped, while the crowd urges him on]

C.D. Bales: All right. Dirty: your name wouldn't be Dick, would it?

[when B-Rad appears on TV shooting at people]

Everyone: OH MY GOD!

Berke Landers: [singing] Kiss a little longer, stay close a little longer...

Dr. Desmond Forest Oates: PROJECTION MR. BERKE... projection.

[singing]

Berke Landers: Kiss a little longer, stay close a little longer...

Kelly: Hold tight a little longer... longer with Big Red.

Berke Landers: That Big Red freshness lasts right through it.

Kelly and Basin: Your fresh breath goes on and on...

Everyone: While you chew it. So say goodbye a little longer, make it last a little longer...

Berke Landers: Give your breath long-lasting freshness... WITH BIG RED.

[Cheers from the audience]

Keagan McPhie: Are we willing to stand up for what we believe in?

Everyone: YEAH!

Millie McPhie: Are we willing to stink?

Everyone: YEAH!

[chanting]

Everyone: No more baths! No more baths! No more baths!

Everyone: [chanting in cemetery] One, two, three, four, five, six, seven. Release the one ignored by heaven. Eight, nine, ten. Now run and hide, or join her at the devil's side. Eleven comes the clock will chime. Forgotten souls erased by time.

[all yelling now]

Everyone: Midnight comes it's not too late, so kill the ghost or seal your fate! Midnight...

[running in all directions]

Gilmer: Hey, I can't see!

Everyone: Why not?

Gilmer: I had my eyes shut.

Jesus: No man can serve God...

Everyone: WHAT?

Jesus: [explaining] ... and money!

Merrell: There once was a king.

Everyone: Yeah yeah.

Merrell: Who decided to settle accounts with the men who served him.

Everyone: Yeah yeah yeah.

Merrell: Well at the outset there appeared before the master a man whose debt ran into the millions.

Everyone: What?

Merrell: I said the millions!

Everyone: Whoa!

Merrell: Since the man had no means of paying the money the master ordered him to be sold to meet the debt with his wife.

Everyone: Whoa!

Merrell: And his child.

Everyone: Whoa!

Merrell: And everything he had, well the man threw himself down at the master's feet and went...

Everyone: Doo bop a loom boom!

Jesus: Now you have heard that they were told "an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth", but what I tell you is this. Never set yourself against the man who wrongs you. So if someone slaps you on your right cheek, turn and offer him your left.

Judas: Oh Jesus Chr...

[Gilmer jumps on him and covers his mouth]

Everyone: Slowly I turn, step by step, inch by inch.

[Jesus slaps Judas]

Judas: [moves to hit Jesus and stops] Hello? It's for you,

[laughs but Jesus doesn't]

Judas: No, I didn't think so.

[turns his cheek]

Jesus: Your Heavenly Father who sees what is done in secret, He will what?

Everyone: Reward you!