Jailer Quotes in The Living Daylights (1987)

Kamran Shah: Russkie. Has Colonel Feydor considered my appeal?

Jailer: Yes. Good news. You won't be hung in the morning. You will be *shot*!

[laughs]

Kamran Shah: It's all a mistake. I stole *nothing*!

Jailer: You can tell Allah. When you see him.

[laughs]

Jailer: I have not had a woman prisoner in a very long time...

[laughs]

Jailer: Strip!

[Kara curses at him]

Jailer: Shout all you want. It's soundproof. The Colonel does not like to hear screaming at night.

[Bond bends down to pick up his key ring; he hits Bond with a club]

Jailer: I did not tell you to get down.

[Bond starts to rise, but he hits him again]

Jailer: I did not tell you to get UP!

[beat]

Jailer: NOW! Get up!

Jailer: [as Skinner and the Jailer approach the jail cell with Jake pressed up against the bars] We could come back. Give you boys time for a smoke and some pillow talk.

Thakur Baldev Singh: I'm putting you to some trouble, jailer.

Jailer: Not at all, sir. Just name it... whatever it be.

Thakur Baldev Singh: I need two men.

[first lines]

Jailer: Errr... Thakur sahib?

Jailer: [as he unlocks and opens Bernard's jail cell] Out you go.

Bernard Chanticleer: Why?

Jailer: You're out in custody. Your bail's been paid.

Bernard Chanticleer: [after a thoughtful pause] I've been in the custody of my parents for almost twenty years now. And they've taught me nothing but self-doubt, frustration, and perpetual guilt. I'm going to be in my own custody from now on. I won't go!

Jailer: A nice-lookin' girl paid it.

Bernard Chanticleer: I'll go!

[Gets up and walks out]

[first lines]

Jailer: [to Mitchel] You. You're out.

Jailer: Your lawyer's here.

Jacob Two Two: My lawyer? What lawyer?

Jailer: Tough luck, kid. Your lawyer is Louie the Loser.

Louie Loser: [comes onto the scene eating a doughnut] Actualy, the name's "Loo-zar", "Loo-zar".

Jailer: Sixteen years without winning a case? I don't think so.

[to Jacob]

Jailer: Believe me, kid, the name's "loser"!

[The Mesquiteers, not knowing Walker has been bushwhacked, wait in jail for him to clear them of robbery charges]

Stony Brooke: Has Walker shown up yet?

Jailer: Nope. I told you I'd let you know the minute he does.

Lullaby Joslin: He sure picked a good time to play hide-and-go-seek.

[with the help of the jailer's pet crow, the Three Mesquiteers escape]

Jailer: Where'd they go?

Eight Ball, a crow: They went that-a-way, Sheriff!